Tag Archives: Comedy

First Time Watching: Forrest Gump

Posted on February 4, 2021 by Paul

I knew I would get around to watching Forrest Gump eventually, but didn’t expect it to be this past Sunday. It just so happened to be on TV when I was looking for something to watch, so I watched it. … Continue reading →

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First Time Watching: Groundhog Day

Posted on August 3, 2020 by Paul

I am taking a break from science fiction films. I would say it was an amicable split, but they’ve been haunting my dreams. There was one where a crocodile was chasing me, so I jumped a fence, but then it … Continue reading →

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Thank You, Don Rickles

Posted on April 7, 2017 by Paul

Yesterday afternoon, I went on Twitter and the first tweet I saw broke my heart. It was a tweet by Jimmy Kimmel. It read: “90 years with Don Rickles weren’t enough. One of the sweetest and most lovely people I had … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Office – Season 1, Episodes 4-6

Posted on November 17, 2016 by Paul

How did Tom the tomato know he had gained weight? He couldn’t see his toes. Some would say Tom ate too many Ore-O’s. That joke is a Paul original. It had a double punch line. I’m not explaining the intricacies of … Continue reading →

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The Squirrel Chase

Posted on April 26, 2016 by Paul

The other day, there were two squirrels (squirrli?) in my backyard. Both of them were, seemingly, minding their own business. And then one squirrel started chasing the other. It looked like something straight out of a Cops episode. I know why … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts II

Posted on April 1, 2016 by Paul

1. I have a bad feeling that a few decades from now we’re all going to have some sort of disease or ailment and the cause will be an over consumption of technology. 2. In school, I was always really … Continue reading →

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Christmas Tag

Posted on December 9, 2015 by Paul

For those of you who don’t know, Christmas tag is a classic reindeer game. A group of reindeer get together and fly through the air trying to catch each other. This is where the phrase, “Run, Run, Rudolph” originated. “Fly, Fly, … Continue reading →

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Raccoon Watch 2015

Posted on April 14, 2015 by Paul

Getting right into things, there was a raccoon on my neighbour’s roof tonight. What was it doing up there? I don’t know. It wasn’t accepting questions from the media. Instead of saying “raccoon” a hundred times throughout this post, I’m … Continue reading →

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Meal Deal Joke

Posted on April 8, 2015 by Paul

If Two owned a fast food restaurant, what meal deal would they promote? Three Four Five. Hopefully someone laughed. If you didn’t, well, I don’t know what to tell you. I haven’t really tested this joke on people yet, so … Continue reading →

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I Thought Mouthwash Was Hand Soap

Posted on April 7, 2015 by Paul

You what? We’re all familiar with the dentist, right? You know, the place where someone puts their hands in your mouth, does stuff to your teeth, tells you your gums are bleeding because you don’t floss enough, and tries to … Continue reading →

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