Tag Archives: Comedy

Thank You, Don Rickles

Yesterday afternoon, I went on Twitter and the first tweet I saw broke my heart. It was a tweet by Jimmy Kimmel. It read: “90 years with Don Rickles weren’t enough. One of the sweetest and most lovely people I had … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Office – Season 1, Episodes 4-6

How did Tom the tomato know he had gained weight? He couldn’t see his toes. Some would say Tom ate too many Ore-O’s. That joke is a Paul original. It had a double punch line. I’m not explaining the intricacies of … Continue reading

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The Squirrel Chase

The other day, there were two squirrels (squirrli?) in my backyard. Both of them were, seemingly, minding their own business. And then one squirrel started chasing the other. It looked like something straight out of a Cops episode. I know why … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts II

1. I have a bad feeling that a few decades from now we’re all going to have some sort of disease or ailment and the cause will be an over consumption of technology. 2. In school, I was always really … Continue reading

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Christmas Tag

For those of you who don’t know, Christmas tag is a classic reindeer game. A group of reindeer get together and fly through the air trying to catch each other. This is where the phrase, “Run, Run, Rudolph” originated. “Fly, Fly, … Continue reading

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Raccoon Watch 2015

Getting right into things, there was a raccoon on my neighbour’s roof tonight. What was it doing up there? I don’t know. It wasn’t accepting questions from the media. Instead of saying “raccoon” a hundred times throughout this post, I’m … Continue reading

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Meal Deal Joke

If Two owned a fast food restaurant, what meal deal would they promote? Three Four Five. Hopefully someone laughed. If you didn’t, well, I don’t know what to tell you. I haven’t really tested this joke on people yet, so … Continue reading

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I Thought Mouthwash Was Hand Soap

You what? We’re all familiar with the dentist, right? You know, the place where someone puts their hands in your mouth, does stuff to your teeth, tells you your gums are bleeding because you don’t floss enough, and tries to … Continue reading

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Just Eat It

Food is wonderful. I don’t know who created the concept of a buffet, but that person is a genius. The concept of creating a public forum, filling it with food, and letting people walk around with an empty stomach and … Continue reading

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