Tag Archives: Fiction

Beyond The Blog: 8 Years of The Captain’s Speech

Posted on June 23, 2021 by Paul

To commemorate the 8th anniversary of The Captain’s Speech, I sat down with a film crew to answer some questions related to my blogging experience. Unfortunately, they lost all the footage, but not before transcribing it! Convenient, I know. This … Continue reading →

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First Time Watching: Pitch Perfect 3

Posted on April 21, 2021 by Paul

Well, this was a movie. I don’t even know where to begin. I feel like I’m on the Long Answer section of an exam and can’t muster up the energy to answer a question that’s worth 20 marks. Maybe I’ll … Continue reading →

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Food Findings with Chef Paulo

Posted on April 17, 2021 by Paul

Bonjour and hello! This is Chef Paulo coming to you live from my kitchen for the first time since this day, last year. They shut down my Paulo’s Kitchen studio, fired my staff, took away my sponsors, and said we … Continue reading →

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First Time Watching: Pitch Perfect 2

Posted on April 13, 2021 by Paul

The phrase, “First is the worst, second is the best” doesn’t always hold true when it comes to movie sequels. I think about the Harry Potter series and how I always liked the “voyage to Hogwarts” aspect of the early … Continue reading →

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The Horse Episode

Posted on August 30, 2020 by Paul

I like to think we have been in the Golden Age of television for the last twenty years, or so. There are shows about everything, that appeal to everyone. What hasn’t been done yet? Very little. We now live in … Continue reading →

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First Time Watching: Jurassic Park

Posted on July 20, 2020 by Paul

I have this memory from when I was really young – maybe four-years-old. It was nighttime and I was sitting at the kitchen table with construction paper, scissors, and a glue stick. Before I knew it, I had created a … Continue reading →

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Yolk’s On You

Posted on April 9, 2019 by Paul

Previously on Paulo’s Kitchen, Chef Paulo heated up meatballs in a pot and spotted a watermelon sitting in the audience, which turned out to be a chubby baby in a green onesie. Tonight, the chaos continues as Chef Paulo and … Continue reading →

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Mamma Meatball!

Posted on May 16, 2018 by Paul

Previously on Paulo’s Kitchen, Paulo finally got the upper hand on Cameraman Sam when he turned him into a Peanut Butter Samwich. Tonight, the battle rages on in front of a live studio audience as Chef Paulo makes meatballs. Will … Continue reading →

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Passing Notes To Catherine

Posted on March 8, 2018 by Paul

Hey Catherine! I’m just going to call you Blend from here on out, like I normally do. I like that we can call each other “Blend” and no one knows what it means. They may think that they know, but … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Becky

Posted on March 2, 2018 by Paul

Dear Becky, I’m tempted to make this letter all about baseball because I know you wouldn’t object to that, but I won’t. It’ll only be 75% about baseball. Balance is good, or something. So, I went to the dentist yesterday … Continue reading →

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