Tag Archives: Fiction

Is Reading Cool?

Is reading cool? Let me take you back to Grade 6. My class was having a Spelling Bee. Participation was optional. If you wanted to compete, you were to study the words in the textbook. I decided I didn’t want … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette Ep. 2

Tonight I watched baseball, wrestling, and now The Bachelorette. I also ate chicken wings with lasagna. My head is going to be in a weird place soon, if it isn’t already. ~ Last season, Episode 2 brought us a sketchy photographer … Continue reading

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A Letter To Claire

Dear Claire,  Hello from the other side of the world! I’m unsure of the time difference between Canada and New Zealand, but I’m pretty sure you’re about three days ahead over there. Then again, my math might be wrong. I … Continue reading

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WrestleMania 33

WrestleMania 33 will be held this evening in Orlando. So I’m about to do what I truly enjoy – alienate 98% of my audience and talk about things and terms you don’t understand. I mean it, I actually love confusing all of … Continue reading

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A Letter To Alexandra

Dear Alexandra, I hope this letter finds you well, as opposed to in a well. That didn’t work out too well for little Timmy.  Sorry, I’m a bit rusty with writing letters. That was an incredibly morbid opening. I apologize. … Continue reading

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Steak Frights

Are we on? We are? Okay. Hi everybody, Chef Paulo here! We are back on the air after a long hate us. Thank you for… Stage Director: You mean, “hiatus”. We were on a long hiatus. Start over. No, I don’t. … Continue reading

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The Royal Rumble

I want to write about wrestling, which means I’m about to alienate about 101.3% of my readers. If this affects you, just know that I am not sorry, nor do I care. *Insert smiley face* Perhaps you can give this post … Continue reading

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A Letter To Tosha

Dear Tosha, I once mentioned Air Supply in one of my blog posts and you found it funny. So funny, in fact, that you haven’t let me forget about it. I appreciate that. That being said, my intent for this letter … Continue reading

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A Letter To Aaron

Dear Aaron, I was watching paint dry the other day when I was faced with a conundrum about nothing important. I wondered, is a water bottle still considered a water bottle if there is no water in it? Or is it … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Office – Season 2, Episodes 1 – 3

I’m Paul. You’re not. Let’s get started! Episode 1 Tonight is The Dundies! The annual employee awards night. Someone is going to be disappointed, calling it now. “Stanley the manly.” I like it. Michael has taped every edition of The … Continue reading

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