Tag Archives: Fiction

The Horse Episode

I like to think we have been in the Golden Age of television for the last twenty years, or so. There are shows about everything, that appeal to everyone. What hasn’t been done yet? Very little. We now live in … Continue reading

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First Time Watching: Jurassic Park

I have this memory from when I was really young – maybe four-years-old. It was nighttime and I was sitting at the kitchen table with construction paper, scissors, and a glue stick. Before I knew it, I had created a … Continue reading

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Yolk’s On You

Previously on Paulo’s Kitchen, Chef Paulo heated up meatballs in a pot and spotted a watermelon sitting in the audience, which turned out to be a chubby baby in a green onesie. Tonight, the chaos continues as Chef Paulo and … Continue reading

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Mamma Meatball!

Previously on Paulo’s Kitchen, Paulo finally got the upper hand on Cameraman Sam when he turned him into a Peanut Butter Samwich. Tonight, the battle rages on in front of a live studio audience as Chef Paulo makes meatballs. Will … Continue reading

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Passing Notes To Catherine

Hey Catherine! I’m just going to call you Blend from here on out, like I normally do. I like that we can call each other “Blend” and no one knows what it means. They may think that they know, but … Continue reading

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A Letter To Becky

Dear Becky, I’m tempted to make this letter all about baseball because I know you wouldn’t object to that, but I won’t. It’ll only be 75% about baseball. Balance is good, or something. So, I went to the dentist yesterday … Continue reading

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A Letter To T

Dear T, Right off the top, let’s clear the air. Are you, or are you not, related to Mr. T?  I’ll wait. Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo DOO, doo doo doo doo doo, … Continue reading

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A Letter To Jiya

Dear Jiya, Yesterday was Groundhog Day. Do you get that in the UK? Wikipedia isn’t being clear, so I’ll explain. Early in the morning, eager adults with nothing better to do with their time, call a groundhog out of it’s … Continue reading

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A Letter To Ely

Dear Ely, I have this image in my head of someone calling you and asking for Eli, which is of course a mispronunciation of your name. Then I imagine you saying, “That’s not my name ay ay ay ay ay” … Continue reading

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A Letter To Jad

Dear Jad, I’ve hit only seven letters on my keyboard and the computer already wants to autocorrect your name to “Had”. And they say technology is supposed to be smart. Ha! What do they know? Who is “they” anyway? While … Continue reading

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