Tag Archives: People

A Bunch of Stuff

Posted on October 9, 2017 by

I don’t really have one thing to say, I have a lot of things to say. And I’m warning you now, this may come across as a rant. Also, I have a headache right now. And my right eye is … Continue reading →

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Broken Record

Posted on September 20, 2017 by

One two three will you count with me I’m already painting what used to be and now I’m caught living in an afterthought Maybe you can fill in the gaps with pieces that look like they fitmaybe I can fill in … Continue reading →

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Broken, Useless Stuff

Posted on August 28, 2017 by

Nothing sticks to the wall anymore I look for tape, but the roll comes up empty My boat, well, it has another hole in it And my bucket is looking to adopt a few of its own I found my … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Suchie

Posted on August 16, 2017 by

Dear Suchie, Where do I even start with you?  You didn’t give me an outline of what to write to you about and I think that’s a good thing. If I didn’t know you well enough by now, then you’d … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Squid

Posted on August 15, 2017 by

Dear Calamari, Oh man, I’ve wanted to say that since the second you requested your letter. I’m sorry my infatuation with calamari got in the way of this. I’ll start over. Dear Squid, Do you like calamari? Do they have … Continue reading →

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Know You Then

Posted on August 13, 2017 by

I miss the things I do not say wouldn’t make a difference either way it used to be today it used to be today Brought on by fate and prayer we took a moment to breathe in the summer air … Continue reading →

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A Captain’s Speech

Posted on August 11, 2017 by

It has come to my attention that in the four years I’ve had this blog, I’ve never actually posted a “captain’s speech”. I’m talking about a speech a captain would give to their team before a game. Sorry to burst … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Issa

Posted on August 10, 2017 by

Dear Issa, Hey there, Paul here. What’s up? How’s it hanging? How are you? What’s new? What’s the word, big bird? ‘Sup? Issa are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, Issa? I expect responses to each of those … Continue reading →

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I’ll Take You To The Barber Shop

Posted on August 9, 2017 by

The average person gets their hair cut 378 times in their life. That was a lie. I have no idea. I ate some hair today. It was delicious. That was a lie. It was gross. What am I doing? Hi, … Continue reading →

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Pictures of You, Pictures of Me

Posted on August 2, 2017 by

My old university roommate once said something to me that was so brilliant, I’ll remember it for the rest of my life. He said, “Paul, do you want to go to McDonald’s?” He didn’t have to ask me twice, especially … Continue reading →

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