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How To Clean A Window
Hey, what’s up everybody!? It’s ya boy, Paul E. Wally Windows here to teach you how to get your windows looking clean, pristine, and virtually unseen. So, don’t be a fillet, let’s scrub that dirt today! WHO’S READY TO WINDOW? … Continue reading
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Tagged About Me, Cleaning, Funny, Home, Humor, Life, Short Story, Story, Storytelling, Thoughts, Windows
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Nothing, Just Watching TV
Are we passed the stage where saying, “I don’t even watch TV anymore” comes across as cool and rebellious? Or, are we still there? I feel like we’re still there. And that’s not good, kids. It’s annoying. I haven’t been … Continue reading
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Tagged Entertainment, Funny, Home, Humor, Life, Lifestyle, Opinion, People, Sarcasm, School, Television, TV Shows
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I got a call today normally I turn away let the ring run out of breath so I don’t have to use mine only this call was a sign picking up would be fine and the voice on the other … Continue reading
Under Attack: Round 2
All I want to do is sit at my desk, in the dark, listen to music, scratch my leg with my foot, and write a blog post. Apparently that is too much to ask. I am under attack, again. Two … Continue reading
Under Attack
I was going to sit here and write a normal blog post tonight, but that all changed a few minutes ago. I am under attack. There is currently a fly flying around my bedroom and it just tried to attack me … Continue reading
Dogs Don’t Like Me
You know, it’s tough. We all just want to be liked. People just want to be themselves, without judgment. And yet despite all that, the word “hate” still exists. People are still bullied, picked on, and outcast. Some are even chased … Continue reading
Doorbell Etiquette
Trust me when I tell you that this post is extremely important. I am not kidding. Most of the time I am here to entertain; today I am here to educate. So grab a pencil, some paper, and an eraser … Continue reading
A Crash Course Lesson on Canadian Culture, Eh
Alright kids, put on your snowsuits, wrap a scarf around your neck six times, wear three pairs of socks, thick boots, and the warmest toque in your closet because you are about to embark on a crash course lesson on Canadian … Continue reading
Raccoon Watch 2015
Getting right into things, there was a raccoon on my neighbour’s roof tonight. What was it doing up there? I don’t know. It wasn’t accepting questions from the media. Instead of saying “raccoon” a hundred times throughout this post, I’m … Continue reading
Life is a Team Sport
Friendships are kinda weird, aren’t they? I mean, we basically find people, start talking to them, and then do stuff with them. We basically force ourselves into the lives of other people, and they reciprocate. And we do all of … Continue reading