Tag Archives: Marriage

Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 8

Two, four, six, (episode) eight, who’s ready for a hometown date? Three, five, seven, nine, every two minutes you’ll need some wine. ~ We are down to the Final Four sponsored by, This Space For Rent: Tia, Lauren A-, Kendall, … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 7

Twelve comes after eleven, it’s episode seven! ~ The circus continues in Italy this week. How long before Arie says it’s beautiful there? Oh, three seconds. He just said it. ~ Arie can’t wait to eat pasta. If my grandparents … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 6

Hold on to your cinnamon sticks, it’s episode six. ~ They are in Paris this week, which is “the most romantic city around.” Didn’t they say the same thing about Fort Lauderdale last week? ~ We are 46 seconds into this … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 5

It’s episode five, let’s attack this bee hive. ~ This week they are in Fort Lauderdale, which Arie calls a “beautiful place to fall in love” because he’s contractually obligated to say that about every place they go to. ~ “There’s … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 4

Open the door, it’s episode four. ~ Bekah is out swimming in the pool while the girls in the house talk about how young she is. And yet she’s old enough to swim by herself. Hmm. ~ Bekah and Arie are 14 … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 3

I was going to start this post by taking attendance, but I seem to have misplaced my attendance list. I’ll just assume you’re all here and no one is playing hooky this week. ~ “I’m emotionally and physically drained.” Episode … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 2

Welcome back. I’m exhausted, so these notes will definitely be loopier than usual. Unless it’s a boring episode. Enjoy. ~ Arie is driving up to the mansion on a motorcycle. At this rate, he’ll be on a tricycle by Episode … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette Finale

I don’t know how we got here, but it’s finale night. Let’s get this piñata in the air and start swinging, shall we? It’s down to three guys with generic names: Bryan, Peter, and Eric. ~ Bryan is the kind of … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette Ep. 9

Welcome back to another “Oh no, my ice cream is melting!” edition of The Bachelorette. They are in Dallas this week. Get it? Dallas…Heat…Ice cream go bye bye. ~ Rachel sees a future with the final three men. Someone should … Continue reading

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A Letter To Lauren

Dear Lauren, You requested this letter exactly eleven months ago, but let’s ignore that, okay? My official excuse is this letter got stuck in a mailbox. You may wonder how that’s possible. So do I. But let’s not ask questions … Continue reading

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