Tag Archives: Movie

First Time Watching: Groundhog Day

I am taking a break from science fiction films. I would say it was an amicable split, but they’ve been haunting my dreams. There was one where a crocodile was chasing me, so I jumped a fence, but then it … Continue reading

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First Time Watching: Jurassic Park

I have this memory from when I was really young – maybe four-years-old. It was nighttime and I was sitting at the kitchen table with construction paper, scissors, and a glue stick. Before I knew it, I had created a … Continue reading

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First Time Watching: Back to the Future

It is no secret that I am not much of a movie-watcher. Movies don’t entice me the way television shows, or sports, do. Also, where am I supposed to watch movies? I’m talking about the “classics” that everyone raves about. … Continue reading

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Not A Review: The Santa Clause 2

Welcome back to another award-eligible edition of “Not A Review”, where I use words to discuss a movie, but refrain from reviewing it. I would also use pictures and numbers as a means to convey my thoughts, but this isn’t … Continue reading

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Not A Review: Jingle All The Way

I was going to call this a movie review, but I don’t trust myself to follow through and meet the criteria necessary to be considered as such, so let me be clear – this is a collection of words about … Continue reading

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I Saw It

I did something last Monday that I haven’t done in five years. Quick, think in your head what that might be. Some of you already know, so in your case, act stupid. It shouldn’t be hard. Sorry! That was a … Continue reading

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A Letter To Alexandra

Dear Alexandra, I hope this letter finds you well, as opposed to in a well. That didn’t work out too well for little Timmy.¬† Sorry, I’m a bit rusty with writing letters. That was an incredibly morbid opening. I apologize. … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: Halloweentown

Friends, enemies, and Chris, gather around! I have an announcement to make. As of today, I am starting a new segment on my blog called “Viewing Notes”. What is that, exactly? Well, recently I watched two presidential debates, wrote down¬†hilarious … Continue reading

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Looney June is Coming

The social media world has their fingers in a twist today, full of puns about Star Wars and how May 4th can be so cleverly rebranded as “May the fourth…be with you.” And also with you? What is this, church? … Continue reading

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Inch By Inch

I’m a big fan of speeches in sports. I have never seen the movie “Any Given Sunday” but I have seen this speech on YouTube that Al Pacino gives to his football team. I have listened to this speech dozens … Continue reading

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