Tag Archives: Movie

First Time Watching: The Goonies

Posted on October 5, 2020 by

I watched The Goonies at the end of August and it has taken me this long to muster up the motivation to write about it. Needless to say, I will be leaning on Wikipedia to fill in the gaps in … Continue reading →

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First Time Watching: Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Posted on August 26, 2020 by

Let’s get weird. In this edition of “First Time Watching”, I sat down and watched Breakfast at Tiffany’s. It was a long movie and I had to view it in two sittings because I got tired halfway through. Next time I’ll … Continue reading →

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First Time Watching: Groundhog Day

Posted on August 3, 2020 by

I am taking a break from science fiction films. I would say it was an amicable split, but they’ve been haunting my dreams. There was one where a crocodile was chasing me, so I jumped a fence, but then it … Continue reading →

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First Time Watching: Jurassic Park

Posted on July 20, 2020 by

I have this memory from when I was really young – maybe four-years-old. It was nighttime and I was sitting at the kitchen table with construction paper, scissors, and a glue stick. Before I knew it, I had created a … Continue reading →

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First Time Watching: Back to the Future

Posted on July 13, 2020 by

It is no secret that I am not much of a movie-watcher. Movies don’t entice me the way television shows, or sports, do. Also, where am I supposed to watch movies? I’m talking about the “classics” that everyone raves about. … Continue reading →

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Not A Review: The Santa Clause 2

Posted on December 18, 2019 by

Welcome back to another award-eligible edition of “Not A Review”, where I use words to discuss a movie, but refrain from reviewing it. I would also use pictures and numbers as a means to convey my thoughts, but this isn’t … Continue reading →

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Not A Review: Jingle All The Way

Posted on November 30, 2019 by

I was going to call this a movie review, but I don’t trust myself to follow through and meet the criteria necessary to be considered as such, so let me be clear – this is a collection of words about … Continue reading →

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I Saw It

Posted on September 16, 2017 by

I did something last Monday that I haven’t done in five years. Quick, think in your head what that might be. Some of you already know, so in your case, act stupid. It shouldn’t be hard. Sorry! That was a … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Alexandra

Posted on March 7, 2017 by

Dear Alexandra, I hope this letter finds you well, as opposed to in a well. That didn’t work out too well for little Timmy.  Sorry, I’m a bit rusty with writing letters. That was an incredibly morbid opening. I apologize. … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: Halloweentown

Posted on October 25, 2016 by

Friends, enemies, and Chris, gather around! I have an announcement to make. As of today, I am starting a new segment on my blog called “Viewing Notes”. What is that, exactly? Well, recently I watched two presidential debates, wrote down hilarious … Continue reading →

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