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50 Thoughts XIII

1. Taking a t-shirt off after sweating in it is one of life’s most underrated difficulties. 2. What if aliens think we’re the aliens? 3. I recently realized that Diagon Alley from Harry Potter is basically the word “Diagonally”. 4. … Continue reading

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You Gonna Eat That?

Let’s start this post off with a food fight, shall we? We shall. I don’t like onion rings. I don’t like sweet potato fries. I don’t like cantaloupe. I don’t like poutine. I’ve never had sushi. I’ve never had chocolate … Continue reading

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A Letter To Squid

Dear Calamari, Oh man, I’ve wanted to say that since the second you requested your letter. I’m sorry my infatuation with calamari got in the way of this. I’ll start over. Dear Squid, Do you like calamari? Do they have … Continue reading

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A Letter To Issa

Dear Issa, Hey there, Paul here. What’s up? How’s it hanging? How are you? What’s new? What’s the word, big bird? ‘Sup? Issa are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, Issa? I expect responses to each of those … Continue reading

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I’ll Take You To The Barber Shop

The average person gets their hair cut 378 times in their life. That was a lie. I have no idea. I ate some hair today. It was delicious. That was a lie. It was gross. What am I doing? Hi, … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette Finale

I don’t know how we got here, but it’s finale night. Let’s get this piñata in the air and start swinging, shall we? It’s down to three guys with generic names: Bryan, Peter, and Eric. ~ Bryan is the kind of … Continue reading

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Pictures of You, Pictures of Me

My old university roommate once said something to me that was so brilliant, I’ll remember it for the rest of my life. He said, “Paul, do you want to go to McDonald’s?” He didn’t have to ask me twice, especially … Continue reading

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Blogging 307

I got a fortune cookie today and the fortune read, “Someone is looking up to you. Don’t let that person down.” Well knock me over and help me up. I’ve felt that way a lot, whether it was from working … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette Ep. 9

Welcome back to another “Oh no, my ice cream is melting!” edition of The Bachelorette. They are in Dallas this week. Get it? Dallas…Heat…Ice cream go bye bye. ~ Rachel sees a future with the final three men. Someone should … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette Ep. 8

Welcome back to another family friendly edition of The Bachelorette. I say “family friendly” because Rachel is meeting the families tonight. This should be fun, and embarrassing for all involved. ~ We start off with Eric in Baltimore. He is … Continue reading

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