Recently Played (April 2022)

Two posts in three days? Who do I think I am? A regular blogger?

It has been a few months since I’ve done a music post. So long, in fact, that I initially wrote “May 2022” in the title. Then I changed it to “March 2022”. But we’re in April now, allegedly. I was the last to figure it out.

I think I’ve collected enough new songs over the last three months to warrant a new Recently Played post, so here it is. I don’t expect you to know any of them. I am merely offering them up for your listening pleasure.

You may click on the song title and a new tab will open with the YouTube link. I was going to embed all the videos in this post, but some of them weren’t showing up.

Distance – Cassiopeia

I like how this song starts. There is a certain giddy-up to it; it’s ready to go.

I discovered this song under the Discover Weekly feature on Spotify. Although I’ve never heard of the artist before, and the view counts of their other songs on YouTube are minimal, a good song is a good song and should be heard.

This is a good song and you should hear it.

In The Dark – Purple Disco Machine, Sophie and the Giants

When I was listening to the song “Hypnotized” on YouTube, it finished and autoplay took over. It gave me another song by Purple Disco Machine and Sophie and the Giants.

This one.

I hadn’t anticipated doing a nosedive into the Electro Pop genre, but the combination of these two artists seem to be pulling me in. So far, they’ve hooked me on two songs. Maybe they’ll reel me in on another one by the next time I do a Recently Played post.

The Leaving Song Pt. II – AFI

When John Madden passed away at the end of last year, I found myself listening to old Madden video game soundtracks. This is one of the songs I rediscovered.

It immediately brought me back to 2004 and playing the Madden game on my computer, while a breeze came in through the window, and I had no worries in the world.

That’s the type of relationship I have with music. Almost every song can be connected to a memory.

Miseria Cantare – The Beginning – AFI

Most of you probably won’t care for the story behind this one, but here it goes.

CM Punk made a return to professional wrestling last August after a seven year hiatus. At no point during those seven years did he hint at a comeback. In fact, he made it very clear that he was done with wrestling, completely.

And then a new company started: All Elite Wrestling (AEW). It was pro wrestling, not sports entertainment. Storytelling actually mattered once again. That, among other things, caught Punk’s attention.

Fast-forward to his feud with Maxwell Jacob Friedman (MJF). It was/is truly one of the greatest feuds in wrestling in a very long time.

For their second match, CM Punk came out to his entrance theme from his Ring of Honor days in the early 2000s. It was this song – Miseria Cantare. I had never heard it before. I was unaware of the history behind it.

However, I immediately liked it. It is a perfect entrance song.

Queen of the Silver City – Glassio

This is another one of my Discover Weekly discoveries from Spotify.

The name of the song makes me laugh because Silver City is the same name as movie theatres in Ontario. With that knowledge, my mind makes another leap and sees the song as a nod to the movie, Phantom of the Megaplex, in which a “phantom” torments a movie theatre.

Welcome to my brain. It’s wonderful, isn’t it?

Funeral – Phoebe Bridgers

Just when I think there aren’t anymore Phoebe Bridgers songs for me to like, I find another one.

It is a sad song, as you can tell by the title. However, I appreciate the effort she put into the lyrics, as well as her enunciation of the words.

Big fan of enunciation.

At this point, I guess I’m forcing myself to find another Phoebe Bridgers song I like just so I can include it in the next post and keep the streak going. No promises.

Beautiful James – Placebo

I stumbled upon this song by accident, while on YouTube. I was looking to listen to a live version of one of my favourite songs, “Running Up That Hill” by Placebo, since it had been a while and I like to keep my appearances up. It brings me joy.

I can’t remember if “Beautiful James” came on as a result of autoplay, or if I clicked on it, but I listened to it and I liked it. That’s when I realized it was a new song that was released in September. It was the band’s first single in five years.

Normally, it takes me about two years to discover music that just came out.

This story I just told you is a microcosm of my life, really. How do I discover things I like? I stumble upon them by accident. No effort required.

It’s the classic, “don’t know what I’m looking for until I find it” technique.

What songs are you listening to these days? How do you normally find new music? Did you listen to any of the songs I listed here? Did you like them?

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7 Takeaways from the 2022 Saudi Arabian Grand Prix

I told myself that the number of takeaways I’d have for each race would differ from race-to-race and I’d just have to be okay with the lack of symmetry. For a while, I thought I would have nine takeaways once again this week and my subconscious would be smiling, but no. I have seven.

We will just have to accept it.

The Saudi Arabian Grand Prix made its Formula 1 debut last year, as the penultimate race of the season. You may remember it as the race where (deep breath): Max Verstappen slowed down to allow Lewis Hamilton to pass and reclaim the position Verstappen had unfairly gained, but Hamilton didn’t know what was going on and crashed into the back of Verstappen instead…before going on to win the race and giving us a tie in the drivers’ championship, heading into the final race of the season (exhale).

A true “what in the world is going on” moment for all.

Race Results

1. Max Verstappen (Red Bull)
2. Charles Leclerc (Ferrari)
3. Carlos Sainz (Ferrari)
4. Sergio Perez (Red Bull)
5. George Russell (Mercedes)
6. Esteban Ocon (Alpine)
7. Lando Norris (McLaren)
8. Pierre Gasly (AlphaTauri)
9. Kevin Magnussen (Haas)
10. Lewis Hamilton (Mercedes)

11. Zhou Guanyu (Alfa Romeo)
12. Nico Hulkenberg (Aston Martin)
13. Lance Stroll (Aston Martin)
14. Alex Albon (Williams) – DNF
15. Valterri Bottas (Alfa Romeo) – DNF
16. Fernando Alonso (Alpine) – DNF
17. Daniel Ricciardo (McLaren) – DNF
18. Nicholas Latifi (Williams) – DNF
19. Yuki Tsunoad (AlphaTauri) – DNS

Mick Schumacher (Haas) crashed during Saturday’s qualifying session and did not race on Sunday.

Takeaways

1. Cheering for Ferrari

I found myself facing a psychological conundrum during the race. When Red Bull and Ferrari were fighting on track, I was cheering for Ferrari to get the upper hand. In recent years, I have been all aboard the Red Bull train, but now I have seemingly given them the unintentional cold shoulder.

This is more about me than it is about them, I think. I like rooting for the underdog, especially in situations where my loyalty is not firmly tied down to one team. Don’t get me wrong, I still like Red Bull and their drivers. But now that Ferrari can compete with them again, my gut instinct has me rooting for Ferrari, just like I did when I was a child.

I can’t control it, don’t get mad at me.

2. Is Haas the 4th Best Team?

What a question to ask. For now, I think they are in the mix with about 2-3 other teams for that distinction, but they have been impressive. Mick Schumacher may have snuck into the third qualifying session if he hadn’t crashed. Such a thing was unimaginable last year.

A happy Guenther Steiner (Team Principal) is just good for the sport, too. Formula 1 can be so serious and cutthroat at times, but when someone good happens for Haas, Steiner is full of jubilation.

3. Play Nice, Pink

A few years ago, Force India (and then Racing Point) raced a pink car around the track to coincide with the colours of their title sponsor, BWT. Well, that team is now Aston Martin and ditched the pink livery last year.

Now, BWT is the new title sponsor of Alpine. When Alpine unveiled their car this year, it was mainly blue, with pink on the wings and side pods. It kind of looks like a candy wrapper that would “stand out” on a shelf at the gas station.

However, they also announced that for the first two races, the car would be mainly pink. I have always loved the pink cars. They stand out. They add some colour to the track. I think they should stay with pink for the entire season, but they aren’t.

I’m not a big fan of black, white, or grey cars, although the black Mercedes looked really good last year. I miss the Jaguar green and the Renault yellow from years past.

I’m waiting for someone to do a dark purple with yellow trim colour scheme.

Anyway, going back to the Force India days, we have seen teammates in the pink cars race each other a bit too aggressively and take each other out. It’s great drama for the viewer.

Fernando Alonso and Esteban Ocon were doing that again on Sunday. A back-and-forth battle between teammates that didn’t result in any retirements from the race, but Bottas eventually caught up to them.

4. Danger! Danger!

The 27-turn track is the longest on the F1 calendar and its combination of high-speed, and blind, corners make it dangerous. I don’t know what qualifier I should’ve used before saying “dangerous”. Is it “a bit”, “quite”, “somewhat”, “extremely”, or “the most”? I’m leaning towards “the most dangerous” track in F1.

Mick Schumacher had a hard crash into the wall in qualifying and was airlifted to hospital for precautionary checks. He is okay. He did not race on Sunday. The car was wrecked and even if they could repair it in time, it was best to let Schumacher take it easy.

The words, “airlifted to hospital” are three words you never want to hear in any setting. Although they made some alterations to the track this year – in the name of safety – I don’t think it was enough.

The track is like a high-speed Monaco. The walls feel like they’re on top of you.

I don’t know what the solution is. Make it less narrow?

5. Hot! Hot! Hot!

Many times, I have watched a Formula 1 race and wondered how the drivers can survive the heat for an hour and a half. From the heavy, thick, fireproof race suits, to their fishbowl helmets, to being placed in the car like a sardine in a can, I would be sweating before even leaving the pit lane.

Yes, that was an intentional armpit pun.

The weather app on my phone tells me that temperatures this week in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia hover around a daily high of 35 degrees Celsius, and a low of 24 degrees Celsius. The race was at night to help combat the heat, but still, hot is hot.

The drivers are connected to a water bottle in the car and I’ve always imagined it to be like drinking boiling water. They were drenched in sweat after the race, as their teams brought them fluids.

Now, think about how the cars must overheat. And they did.

On Lap 38, Valtteri Bottas, Fernando Alonso, and Daniel Ricciardo all retired from the race within moments of each other. A camera on Alonso’s car showed us the message on his steering wheel. It said, “cool the car”.

It’s not like he could just take a left turn into an igloo. Instead, his race was over. He stopped in the pit lane entry. Ricciardo, meanwhile, stopped right before the pit lane entry.

This caused the pit lane to be closed and drivers like Hamilton couldn’t capitalize on the opportunity to pit while under a virtual safety car.

6. The “A” Names are Getting To Me

There are ten teams in Formula 1. Four of them start with the letter, “A”. Three of them start with, “Al”. Two of them begin with “Alfa” and “Alpha”. It’s making me lose my mind.

On top of this, their respective team colours are throwing me off.

Alpine used to be Renault, which was yellow and black. But now they have pink cars, which used to be the car of Racing Point, who is now Aston Martin.

There is too much to keep track of. It’s like each team picked one article of clothing from each other’s closet and called it an outfit. Stop the chaos!

I understand the importance of branding and all that, but woof, it’s a lot.

Alfa Romeo used to be the only one. And then Toro Rosso changed to AlphaTauri, which is a clothing brand (my outfit analogy makes even more sense now), and the barn doors just stayed open ever since. Nothing was sacred anymore.

No more “A” names, please. This is my limit. If Acura or Audi want to join Formula 1, they need to drop the first letter. That’s the rule, I don’t make the rules.

Cura and Udi, welcome to the grid.

7. Switcheroo for 1 and 2

We were promised closer racing and more passing this year. So far, that is what we have seen.

The cherry on top has been the battles between Charles Leclerc and Max Verstappen who, for two races in a row, have played a game of switcheroo on the track for the top two positions.

I’ll probably say this a lot this season, but we haven’t seen that a lot in recent years. It’s either the car in first place is way off in the distance, or they get passed and slowly fall back.

This back-and-forth drama hasn’t been in the script.

A few years ago, we had Lando Norris gaining positions on the last lap of races, which sparked the moniker, “Last Lap Lando.”

Now, we have Charles and Max playing switcheroo for 1 & 2. Yes, this phrase needs work and I may have already driven it into the ground, but “switcheroo” and “two” rhyme, so I am proud of myself.

The next race is April 10 in Australia.

What did you think of the Saudi Arabian Grand Prix?

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9 Takeaways from the 2022 Bahrain Grand Prix

One of the things I like about Formula 1 is the relatively short offseason. It had only been 98 days – 14 weeks – since the controversial finish to the 2021 season in Abu Dhabi, but that is now in the rearview mirror.

A new era in Formula 1 kicked off under the lights in Bahrain. It was an interesting race that saved a lot of drama for the end, while providing a preview of what we might expect for the rest of the season.

Before I get into my takeaways from the race, I just want to let you know that I am writing this and all of my Formula 1 posts from a place of (about) 24 years of fandom. I know a lot about F1, but concede there is a lot I don’t know.

The technical aspect of the sport is still a mystery I slowly try and uncover. I grew up with qualifying sessions and the race. That was it. There weren’t any shows with analysts or a deeper look at what made some cars faster than others.

It wasn’t until about 6-7 years ago that I realized we started getting pre-qualifying, post-qualifying, pre-race, and post-race coverage. So, my brain has been trying to make up for lost time and soak up as much as I can.

So, these posts about my takeaways from the race are from a fan’s perspective. I may explain simple rules, terms, or aspects of F1 that fans are familiar with, but the regular person reading this are not, just so everyone is on the same page.

Let’s get to it.

Here are the final results from the race. The top ten receive points.

1. Charles Leclerc (Ferrari) – 25
2. Carlos Sainz (Ferrari) – 18
3. Lewis Hamilton (Mercedes) – 15
4. George Russell (Mercedes) – 12
5. Kevin Magnussen (Haas) – 10
6. Valtteri Bottas (Alfa Romeo) – 8
7. Esteban Ocon (Alpine) – 6
8. Yuki Tsunoda (AlphaTauri) – 4
9. Fernando Alonso (Alpine) – 2
10. Zhou Guanyu (Alfa Romeo) – 1

11. Mick Schumacher (Haas)
12. Lance Stroll (Aston Martin)
13. Alexander Albon (Williams)
14. Daniel Ricciardo (McLaren)
15. Lando Norris (McLaren)
16. Nicholas Latifi (Williams)
17. Nico Hulkenberg (Aston Martin)
18. Sergio Perez (Red Bull) – DNF
19. Max Verstappen (Red Bull) – DNF
20. Pierre Gasly (AlphaTauri) – DNF

And now for my 9 takeaways from the Bahrain Grand Prix:

1. Ferrari are BACK

Nature is healing, my friends. A 1-2 finish from Ferrari in the opening race of the season is akin to white smoke coming from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel. Ferrari finding success once again just= warms my heart. They had the best car on the track. The red and black colour scheme looked great at night. Team Principal, Mattia Binotto, went up on the podium. Everything was wonderful.

Sign me up for a Charles Leclerc championship season. I am ready for it.

2. Red Bull, you okay?

With three laps left, Max Verstappen’s car had multiple problems – steering, brake, fuel – and he was forced to retire after, seemingly, losing power. He was in second place at the time. The reigning champion was not happy about it.

There’s a weird twin telepathy thing that goes on in F1. When one car has a problem, all eyes turn to its sister car in anticipation of a similar fate. Sure enough, on the last lap, Sergio Perez spun at Turn 1. An engine issue. Neither Red Bull finished the race.

If your car has reliability issues, I guess it’s best to find that out in the first race, so you have time to fix it. So, that’s a positive?

How gut-wrenching, though. The Red Bull cars couldn’t last just five more minutes. A 2nd and 4th place finish were right there for them. Instead, two DNFs.

3. McLaren, you okay?

Oh boy. I don’t think I saw this coming. McLaren chose to put both of their drivers on the Medium tire at the start of the race, while every other driver was on Softs. Medium tires are meant to last longer than the Softs, while providing as much speed.

The McLarens were sitting in 18th and 20th, respectively, well into the race. I was expecting them to start making their way through the field, but they never did.

I feel bad for them because they’ve made so much progress over the last few years. They had started to reclaim their spot among the upper echelon of teams. And now, they couldn’t get out of last place.

Hopefully, they can get things figured out because Lando Norris and Daniel Ricciardo are two of the most talented, and joyful, drivers in F1. I don’t want to know what a full season of media appearances from Sad Lando and Sad Daniel looks like.

4. HAAS IS ALIVE AT 5

The Netflix series, Drive to Survive, has really turned Haas Team Manager, Guenther Steiner, into my favourite F1 personality. Yes, he’s competitive, but he’s also someone you just want to be friends with. He has a great sense of humour, which acts as a wonderful counterbalance to the “very serious, very elite” F1 mentality.

I just want to see Guenther Steiner be happy. He deserves it after the rough few seasons Haas has had.

Kevin Magnussen wasn’t even in Formula 1 a few weeks ago. On Saturday, he qualified 7th. On Sunday, he finished in 5th. Pop the champagne, set off the confetti cannons, and throw a parade! That is as good as a race win.

Hey, if they’re going to be sniffing around this high up the order, then maybe there’s a chance they can luck into a win? Perhaps at a race where there are severe weather conditions? Okay, now I’m just trying to speak this into existence.

Could you imagine the scenes on the podium if, after all they’ve been through, Haas won a race? They would shut down the sport. There would be no need to go on.

5. Where Art Thou, Alfa Romeo?

In 6th and 10th place, that’s where thou art!

What a wonderful sight to see. This is what we wanted from the new regulations. A bit more parity in the ranks.

Without question, Ferrari has the best engine in F1 right now. For those who don’t know, Ferrari, Haas, and Alfa Romeo are all powered by a Ferrari engine. Five of their six cars finished in the points, and the one that didn’t – Mick Schumacher – finished 11th.

Red Bull is the engine supplier for Red Bull and AllphaTauri, and three of their four entries did not finish the race. A nightmare scenario to start the season.

Mercedes is the engine provider for Mercedes, McLaren, Aston Martin, and Williams. Again, not very strong, outside of Mercedes.

And then Alpine has a Renault engine.

Valterri Bottas has to feel great about a 6th place finish, after leaving Mercedes. And Zhou Guanyu getting points in his first race is fantastic. It must be a huge weight off his shoulders.

Onward and upward for this team. I’m ready to see them pop up in the Top 10 a lot more.

6. Porpoising

Every new season seems to provide a new word.

This year, the word is “porpoising”.

Used in a sentence: “That car is really porpoising.”

Essentially, it is a violent bouncing motion of the car, mainly on straightaways. We saw it a bunch all weekend long, with multiple cars. At one point, Lewis Hamilton’s head was just bobbing up and down like he was at a concert.

So, for those of you who think race car drivers aren’t real athletes, think again. They aren’t just along for the ride. These cars demand that they are in top physical condition.

Kevin Magnussen gave an interview the other day about the whirlwind of joining Haas at the last minute and I wondered if he’d mention if his neck hurts. Well, he did!

I recall Nico Hulkenberg saying the same thing either last year, or the year before, when he was called in as a last-minute substitute for a race. You can’t just walk off the street and hop in an F1 car. It’s hard on the neck. You need to be prepared and ease yourself into it, if you can.

7. Pit Stops Seem Longer

Are pit stops longer this year? They seemed to be in the 3 – 3.5 second range, with a few going quicker than that. Last year, Red Bull was consistently pumping out, 2.2 second stops.

Is it because the tires are heavier this year? Is it the design of the car, making it a slower transition on and off the jack? I’m just asking random questions.

I’ll watch for it again at the next race and see if the times get faster.

8. The Fans

I didn’t really notice the fans that much. I don’t know if that was intentional because the grandstands weren’t full, or if I just wasn’t paying close enough attention.

Before the race, when the drivers were doing the parade around the track, Lewis Hamilton was interviewed and he said that they don’t get as many fans in Bahrain as they get everywhere else. He also wondered why they couldn’t just let people in for free, as it would make the atmosphere a lot better.

I found that interesting.

Maybe I’ll be able to find an official attendance number somewhere. I just found it odd that it was the first race of the season and I didn’t really notice the crowd.

9. Cars Can Follow!

The new regulations work! It seems.

At one point in the race, Leclerc and Verstappen exchanged the lead a handful of times over a couple of laps. It was high drama and a ton of fun. I can’t remember the last time there was a back and forth battle like that, during the middle of the race, for the lead.

In previous years, if the car in front was passed, they’d get stuck in dirty air, kill their tires, and ultimately drop back. There was no battle. It was a fait accompli.

But now, the cars can follow each other more closely, which should leading to more passing. And more passing means more excitement. I was very happy with what I saw on Sunday.

We’ll see if this continues at other tracks. I don’t see why it wouldn’t.

Next Race: Saudi Arabian Grand Prix – Sunday, March 27

What did you think of the Bahrain Grand Prix?




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Formula 1 2022

My goal this year is to turn at least one person into a Formula 1 fan. Do not ask me how I plan to do it. Maybe it’ll be via my words on this blog. Maybe I’ll stand in line at a mall food court and repeatedly whisper “Formula 1” under my mask, in hopes that it seeps into someone’s subconscious. Maybe I just yell it from a window. Maybe I just tweet about it until it annoys someone into submission.

Okay, maybe I do have a “plan”.

A new Formula 1 season starts this weekend in Bahrain. So, if you’re looking for something to do for 22 weekends, over the next 8 months, Formula 1 is the sport for you!

Was that too “sales pitchy”, or not enough? Should I turn this into a bad 90s commercial and flash, “WATCH! WATCH! WATCH!” on the screen?

I’ve mentioned it before, but if you even have a 1% interest in what Formula 1 is all about, and happen to have a Netflix account, then I suggest you watch, Formula 1: Drive to Survive. There are currently four seasons that provide a fantastic behind the scenes look at the sport. Even if you never end up watching a race, this series is worth your time.

Last season ended with much commotion and controversy at the final race, as Max Verstappen won his first World Championship. I don’t know how this year is supposed to top the excitement and unpredictability we witnessed last year, but it will try.

It is a new era, after all. There are new regulations. There are new drivers in new places. The cars look different!

Which teams will lead the way at the front? Not Mercedes, if we are to believe Lewis Hamilton when he said their car is not yet ready to challenge for wins. Red Bull and Ferrari looked good at Friday’s practice sessions. Where will everyone else fall into place?

I have no idea and that’s what makes this fun.

At this time, I am going to go talk about each driver on the grid. To keep this fun and light, I am restricting myself to no more than two sentences per driver. If I go over this self-imposed limit, feel free to yell at me through your screen.

Red Bull

Max Verstappen
Verstappen has made the switch from car #33 to car #1 this year because as reigning world champion, he is provided that option. I’m interested to see how he handles the pressure of being “the hunted”, as opposed to “the hunter”.

Sergio Perez
If Red Bull has the best car this year, I wonder if this turns into a situation where Perez battles his teammate for the championship, like Nico Rosberg did in 2016 with Lewis Hamilton. Maybe it won’t get as ugly, but it could definitely get competitive..

Mercedes

Lewis Hamilton
With the way last season ended, I’m pretty sure Hamilton is angry and out for revenge. However, he can’t let it consume him – the season is too long; he will need to motivate himself in different ways to avoid burnout.

George Russell
I think when Hamilton runs out of anger to motivate him, all he has to do is look over to Russell’s side of the garage. These two are going to push each other and you can already imagine the storylines if Russell outperforms Hamilton in consecutive races.

Ferrari

Charles Leclerc
Leclerc is a future world champion and one of the faces of Formula 1. He is the golden boy who will be at the forefront of Ferrari’s resurgence.

Carlos Sainz
I think we all know that Sainz is a good driver, but he’s never had a top car to show just how good he is. If Ferrari is challenging for wins this year, we may finally found out.

McLaren

Daniel Ricciardo
He puts a lot of pressure on himself to perform. The fun-loving persona he displays in front of the media almost makes you unaware of how competitive he really is.

Lando Norris
Entering his 4th season with McLaren, Norris is still only 22-years-old. He also has future world champion written all over him, as long as he has the car to get him there.

Alpine

Fernando Alonso
I don’t know how good Alpine is going to be this year, but I’m hoping they have a car that can challenge for a Top 8 finish just so I can see Alonso racing head-to-head against the best drivers.

Esteban Ocon
Still only 25-years-old, here is a list of teammates Ocon has had in his F1 career: Sergio Perez, Daniel Ricciardo, Fernando Alonso, and one year with Mercedes as their reserve driver. That is quite the wealth of knowledge he has had access to.

AlphaTauri

Pierre Gasly
I really hope he gets another shot with Red Bull, or another top team, some day. Until then, he’ll continue to drive around, what I deem to be, the nicest car on the track.

Yuki Tsunoda
This sport isn’t just about talent, it’s about learning how to be a professional and the personal growth drivers must go through in order to optimize their potential. I’m curious to see if Tsunoda – in his second season – can close the gap to Gasly, who finished with 78 more points last year.

Aston Martin

Sebastian Vettel
He is the heart and soul of Formula 1. Last year, after the British Grand Prix, he stayed behind and went into the grandstands to pick up litter.

Lance Stroll
Stroll is only 23-years-old and is entering his 6th season in Formula 1. I read an article that said Aston Martin is probably the best of the midfield teams, so if that’s the case, it’s time to get some results.

Williams

Nicholas Latifi
It’s hard to judge drivers when they’re in one of the worst cars on the grid, but I thought as last season went on, Latifi got better and better. I’d like to see Williams get back to challenging for points, even if they’re just hoping for 10th place.

Alex Albon
Albon was demoted to reserve driver for Red Bull last season, but is now back on the grid, partnering with his former Formula 2 teammate. The pressure is off, let’s see what Albon can do.

Alfa Romeo

Valterri Bottas
He may no longer be on a team that will challenge for race wins, but I feel like Bottas is quite happy with where he ended up, as he said he is ready to “be the best version of myself.” I think he’ll be a good mentor for his rookie teammate.

Guanyu Zhou
Zhou is the first Chinese driver in F1 history and is the only rookie this season. Though he may welcome all of the pressure that is about to be placed on his shoulders, I’m sure he has team officials reminding him to take it easy and not allow the pressure to lead to silly mistakes on the track.

Haas

Mick Schumacher
I think most of us are skipping ahead a few years and picturing Schumacher with Ferrari. But, until then, he is gaining experience with Haas alongside a new, more experienced, teammate this year.

Kevin Magnussen
A few weeks ago, Haas dropped Nikita Mazepin and brought back a driver they were very familiar with, Kevin Magnussen. I don’t know how good their car is going to be this year, but I think the teammate battle will be more competitive than it was last year, which is a great thing for Schumacher’s development.

I must say, I like how almost every team has paired an older driver with a younger driver. It’s a smart dynamic for a multitude of reasons.

There are many young drivers, but most of them have multiple years of experience in F1. So, yes, they still have some leaps to take in the careers, but there aren’t too many that you can look at and say, “Oh, they’re still learning.”

No. They got their learning years out of the way. The young drivers are legitimate threats and are poised to take over the sport.

Eight Random Predictions:

1. Fernando Alonso will finish at least one race on the podium

2. Mick Schumacher will have a Top 8 finish

3. The Hamilton-Russell partnership will turn into a rivalry

4. Ferrari is BACK

5. There will be a three horse race for the driver’s championship

6. Lando Norris, George Russell, and Charles Leclerc will all be on the podium at the same time

7. Sebastian Vettel wins a wet-weather race

8. A car will be black flagged (disqualified) from a race this season

Those predictions are just for fun. Maybe after the third race I’ll have a better feel for who the top teams are and who may win the championships and make a prediction on those.

I hope to have frequent Formula 1 posts this season, so you can be on the lookout for those.

Enjoy the Bahrain Grand Prix and Happy Formula 1!

What are you looking forward to this season? What predictions do you have?

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Think Olympic: Beijing 2022

It has been 17 days since the flame went out on the XXIV Winter Olympic Games in Beijing, China. Somehow, it feels so much longer. The closing montages aired. The athletes went home. Television stations returned to regularly scheduled programming.

Just like that, 16 days and 109 events came to an end.

I love the Olympics. I am the person who will sit and watch hours and hours of coverage. I am the person who will record seven different time slots of events on the PVR overnight, as to not miss anything. I am the person who will avoid social media the next day, so I am not spoiled.

I am the person who gets drawn in by the montages and the highs and lows that victory and defeat provide.

That is me. That is my passion for sport. That is my desire for learning about athletes and events.

I get it. I am not everyone. There are many who do not care about the Olympics. It is easy to tune them out when most events are happening overnight. It is easy to only be interested in one sport. It is easy to do anything else with your time.

Television ratings were down. The notion of “no one is watching the Olympics” made its rounds on social media.

Are the Olympics perfect? No. They never are. Can you point to problems? All day long.

When the competition begins, though, I truly believe the athletes take over. Their spotlight is amplified. They dedicate themselves to their sport, all for these fleeting moments in time. Years of training are reduced to minutes, sometimes seconds.

A lot of the time, you can see the pressure written all over an athlete’s face. The Olympic rings follow them everywhere they go. It is a constant reminder of where they are and the level at which they are expected to perform.

If you put yourself in their shoes, how would you handle the pressure? How would you handle the constant chatter, expectations, and anticipation for your event?

Sometimes, you will see an athlete make a mistake and say afterward, “I have never made that mistake in practice.”

That is the weight of the Olympic Games.

From my perspective, this seemed like a very emotional Olympics. There were a lot of tears, a lot of hugs, and a lot of heaviness in the air.

It is understandable. Nothing is normal. Many Canadian athletes (if not all) were in isolation three weeks before heading to China. Some of them hadn’t seen their families since Christmas. The emotional toll could not be understated

Someone has to care. Someone should care. I do. I care. That is why I watch.

So, here are some of the athletes and stories that stood out to me.

Rachel Homan and John Morris

Mixed doubles curling is one of my favourite events. The pace of play is accelerated and there is an extra emphasis on scoring. It is also just a lot of fun to see curlers throw a stone and then immediately get up to sweep it.

Rachel Homan and John Morris are two of the best curlers in the world and each carry impressive resumes. They have known each other since they were kids and the expectation was that they would come home with a medal.

They did not even finish in the Top 4 and make the playoffs.

Their final game came down to an inch, probably less. They were devastated. A few days later, Homan posted on social media that she was in “the deepest of black holes”.

A lot was made of how Morris and Homan communicated with one another, especially in their first few games. Let me go back further, for a moment.

The Canadian mixed doubles curling trials were cancelled due to COVID concerns, so out of a fairly large field of teams, Curling Canada selected Homan and Morris to represent Canada at the Olympics.

The only downside was they did not have the opportunity to play any games and get back in a rhythm – work the kinks out, if you will – before heading to the Olympics.

While it was obvious that they both like to take charge on the ice, I looked at it as two people who have known each other their whole lives — this is how they communicate because they are completely comfortable with one another.

Other viewers saw it differently. That is okay. At the end of the day, we are all outsiders and make assumptions based on what we see on TV. Only the athletes know what is truly going on.

Homan and Morris fought hard. The competition was tough. They have nothing about which to be disappointed.

Team Jones and Team Gushue

It was a tough time for Canada in curling. Team Jones, led by skip Jennifer Jones, failed to finish in the Top 4 and advance to the playoffs, despite having the same record (5-4) as the third and fourth place teams. Canada was the odd one out when it came down to the tiebreaker.

Team Gushue, led by skip Brad Gushue, won bronze after losing a heartbreaking semi-final matchup.

Both Jones and Gushue are former Olympic gold medallists. They are two of the best in the world, but the Olympics are hard.

Other countries have caught up. Other countries are now being coached by Canadian curlers. It is a great thing for the sport. It just means Canada is no longer a lock to receive a medal in curling at the Olympics.

Maryeta O’Dine

Do you know what Snowboard Cross is? Let me tell you.

Four competitors race down a course to a finish line. There are bumps, turns, jumps, and three other snowboarders to contend with. The top two advance to the next round. It is a lot of fun to watch.

In addition to the men’s and women’s snowboard cross events, there was also mixed team snowboard cross. I am a big fan of the mixed events the Olympics has been bringing in lately.

The way mixed team snowboard cross works is there is one male and one female on each team. The men race first and the time differentials between them at the end of the race are then transferred over to the women.

So, if Person A finishes 1.5 seconds ahead of Person B, their teammate will receive a 1.5 second head start in the next race. The maximum head start they can receive is 3.96 seconds.

This brings me to one of the Canadian teams: Maryeta O’Dine and Eliot Grondin.

Individually, O’Dine captured a bronze medal and Grondin earned a silver medal. And now they found themselves together, in the finals for the mixed event. Only one team would finish the race without a medal.

Midway through O’Dine’s race, as she landed a jump, one of her competitors landed right on her back. Both of them fell to the ground and then it was a mad scramble to get up and race home for the bronze medal. To do so, they would have to climb up a jump without any momentum.

O’Dine was the first to do it and went on to win a bronze medal for herself and Grondin, finishing 23 seconds behind the second place finisher.

It was one of the wildest things I have ever witnessed in sport. The determination to get up after the fall, scale the jump, and continue on to a medal was incredible.

Keegan Messing

Keegan Messing is a Canadian figure skater. He was supposed to participate in the team event in the singles discipline. However, he tested positive for COVID-19 right before travelling with his teammates to Beijing. In order to be cleared, he needed four negative tests.

So, he missed the team event. Roman Sadovsky filled in for him.

Messing finally arrived in Beijing and was on the ice practicing, five hours later. The men’s short program would take place in less than 24 hours. Athletes often describe their situation as a “whirlwind”, but this was actually a whirlwind.

Get off the plane, go to the rink, sleep, compete. I remember he gave an interview and said he did not realize he had grown a beard until he saw pictures of himself on social media at his practice session.

When he was not competing, he was in the stands cheering on his fellow Canadian figure skaters, with a large Canadian flag attached to an even larger pole. He ran back and forth, up and down the rows and across the aisles with that flag.

Messing did not win a medal, but he did not allow that to dampen his spirit. He always looked happy to be there.

Oh yeah, he also landed a backflip during his skate at the Exhibition Gala. Yes, a backflip on ice. With skates. Not a standing backflip either. He skated backwards and then flipped.

For those that don’t know, an Exhibition Gala is when figure skaters skate freely (for fun) and do things they are not allowed to do in competition. I saw a pair pull out props and perform a whole skit. It was fun.

Madeline Schizas

Skate Canada is going through a rebuild of sorts, as the 2018 Olympics signalled the end of an era for many Canadian figure skaters.

As the only women’s singles skater representing Canada at the Games, Madeline Schizas was entered to participate in the team event. She set a personal best in the short program, which put Canada in the Top 5 and qualified them for the free skate. Make no mistake, there was a ton of pressure on her to perform and get Canada one of those spots.

I remember she gave an interview afterwards and said something along the lines of, wanting to pull her own weight in the team event and not just be there to be there. She admitted how nervous she was, but it did not show in her skating.

She is still only 19-years-old and has many years of skating ahead of her – if she wants them. I think her future is very bright and she will be someone to watch.

My takeaway from watching her skate was, “nerves of steel”.

Marjorie Lajoie and Zachary Lagha

If you are Canadian, you probably know who Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir are. The pair who made us obsessed with Ice Dancing ever since 2010. Well, they retired in 2018, opening the door for some new names.

Enter, Marjorie Lajoie and Zachary Lagha. In 2019, they were crowned world junior ice dance champions. The only other Canadian team to do that? Virtue and Moir in 2006.

Watching Lagha skate, he has very similar mannerisms as Moir. I noticed them before the commentators told me I should notice them; they were that obvious.

I shall stop the comparisons there as Lajoie and Lagha have both expressed their desire to build their own legacy. They have the ability to do just that.

Like Schizas, these two are just getting started with their senior career. They finished 13th at the Olympics, out of 23 teams. Two other veteran Canadian teams, finished in the Top 10.

Do not sleep on this team. The older they get, the more experience they will accumulate, and the better they will be. Four years from now, I could see myself writing about how they are legitimate medal contenders.

Remember the names.

Max Parrot

Max Parrot is a Canadian snowboarder who was diagnosed with Hodgkin’s lymphoma in December 2018 and underwent 12 treatments of chemotherapy over the course of six months. Not only did he beat it, but he returned to competition that year (2019).

At these Olympics, he won a gold medal in Slopestyle (an upgrade on the silver he won in 2018) and a bronze medal in the Big Air competition.

I think what Parrot went through, and where he ended up, is a great story of persistence and a determination to never give up.

Marie-Philip Poulin

Women’s Ice Hockey has been an Olympic event since 1998. Six of the seven gold medal games have featured Canada and the United States. It has become expected.

That is the backstory.

Marie-Philip Poulin is Team Canada’s captain. She has played in four gold medal games (2010, 2014, 2018, and 2022) and has scored in each of them. She also has three game winning goals (golden goals!). That is absurd.

If she is not the best women’s hockey player of all-time, she is definitely on the shortlist.

Every team hopes their best players show up in the big games. Poulin does that, every single time.

I do not think she is done yet, either. I think she will be back at the Olympics in four years, going for another gold medal.

Until then, something needs to be figured out between the Premier Hockey Federation (PHF) and the Professional Women’s Hockey Players Association (PWHPA). Most of the U.S. and Canadian national team players are a part of the PWHPA, which was formed when the Canadian Women’s Hockey League (CWHL) folded in 2019, and have refused to join the PHF ever since, as their demands were not being met.

They want livable wages, health care, and dedicated access to training facilities.

Now, the PWHPA is looking to start their own league, with the support of the NHL and its teams. So, we could have two duelling leagues, when what we need is one.

I say all of this just to make the point that Poulin, as well as the other top women’s players, need somewhere to play on a regular basis. I hope it can get sorted out.

Iivo Niskanen

Iivo Niskanen is a Finnish cross-country skier. He won the gold medal in the men’s 15km event, which is impressive, right?

What I found to be more impressive was the fact that he waited, almost 20 minutes, for the last place finisher to cross the line, so he could greet him and offer his congratulations. The last place finisher was Carlos Andrés Quintana – one of the three athletes representing Colombia at the Olympics.

Niskanen said in an interview: “Everyone worked hard to be here. You have to show this kind of respect at the Olympics towards countries that don’t have much budget to get the best results, unlike the best nations.”

Quintana said on Instagram, “I will never forget this moment…thank you friend.”

That is just a wonderful story, is it not?

Eileen Gu

Eileen Gu is an 18-year-old freestyle skier who was born and raised in the United States, but decided to represent China at the Olympics. She received a ton of criticism on social media for this. It was a big controversy that followed her, as she won two gold medals and one silver medal.

Eileen Gu is “the next big thing”, so for those of you who are unfamiliar, remember the name. One article I read said she has 23 endorsement deals and has earned millions of dollars from them.

She is going to be a global athlete and the face of freestyle skiing, the same way Shaun White has been the face of snowboarding. Get ready for it.

I guess I should not be surprised that Gu and White share the same birthday.

Charles Hamelin

It was good to see Canadian short track speed skater (and flag bearer), Charles Hamelin, go out in his final Olympics and win a gold medal in his final event: the 5000m relay. What a special moment it must have been to win one last gold medal alongside his teammates.

This was his fifth Olympic Games. Simply, incredible. When I think of Vancouver 2010, he is one of the faces I attach to those Games. He is one of the reasons why short track speed skating is my favourite Winter Olympic event.

Other Notes

Sarah Nurse led the women’s hockey tournament with 18 points in 7 games. The entire team was firing on all cylinders. When it came to the gold medal game against the Americans, I was not even remotely nervous. This Canadian team was a juggernaut.

Team Canada won a bronze medal in the ski jumping mixed team event. It was the first time a North American country had won a medal in ski jumping since 1924. Congratulations to: Alexandria Loutitt, Matthew Soukup, Abigail Strate and Mackenzie Boyd-Clowes.

The Canadian women’s short track speed skating team has a promising future. Look out for them four years from now at Milano Cortina 2026. Kim Boutin is the leader of the group and is currently ranked 2nd in the world. Behind her are talented skaters like: Florence Brunelle, Alyson Charles, and Courtney Sarault. It will be a lot of fun to track their progress on the world stage between now and the next Olympics.

Bobsleigh must drive perfectionists absolutely bonkers. The times come down to tenths of a second, if not less. You kiss the wall coming out of a corner and all of a sudden the commentator chimes in with, “Uh-oh, that will surely cost them.” And it does. There is absolutely no room for error. You need four clean runs to win gold and even then, it might not be enough.

The Top 5 finishers in the men’s 4-man bobsleigh were separated by 0.97 seconds, after four runs each.

A lot was made about the technology in the German’s bobsled. At one point, the commentator said they develop their bobsled like Formula 1 teams develop their cars. That is next-level commitment. Germany entered three teams into the 4-man bobsleigh event and placed, 1st, 2nd, and 4th. The Canadian team, piloted by Justin Kripps, spoiled the party and captured bronze.

I do not know if you are aware of the song “Boléro“, but it is one of the greatest and most famous pieces of classical music. It was composed by Maurice Revel in 1928. Depending on which version you listen to, it is around 15 minutes in length. It is a popular choice among figure skaters. Type in “Bolero figure skating” on YouTube and you will be bombarded with a legendary performance by Jane Torvill and Christopher Dean at the 1984 Olympics, among others.

I may or may not have listened to the London Symphony Orchestra’s rendition of “Boléro”, exclusively, for a week after the Olympics ended. It is just a magical piece of music.

Broadcasting legend, Steve Armitage, announced his retirement at the end of the Olympics. He was the soundtrack of so many sports and moments. Speed skating, swimming, diving, and rowing immediately jump to the forefront of my mind, from an Olympic perspective. I also grew up listening to him call Canadian Football League games on CBC. It was a joy to listen to him.

CBC did a fantastic job with their coverage. I have always looked up to broadcasters. To me, they have the coolest job in the world. I feel the need to mention some names: Scott Russell, Brenda Irving, Andi Petrillo, Mark Lee, Joanna Courtney, Mitch Peacock, Anastasia Bucsis, Devin Heroux, and Colleen Jones, to name a few. They all brought a level of warmth to the coverage.

While I am at it, I must mention the wonderful montages put together by Tim Thompson. No one is better at putting sports images and music together. Heck, I still watch montages he made over 10 years ago. They are that good. They are that beautiful. They bring the love of sport out of me every single time.

In total, there were about 18,000 volunteers at the Olympics. As much as you need facilities and athletes for sports to take place, you need volunteers. Without them, you cannot possibly pull off an event this large. They deserve a ton of credit, especially to do this during a pandemic.

One thing that stood out to me was the volunteers’ never-ending energy at the Opening Ceremony, as well as the Closing Ceremony. They were jumping up and down, waving their arms, for a long, long, time. The Parade of Nations is an hour, easily. To maintain that level of enthusiasm and cardio – I was in awe. Trust me, I tried to find the volunteer who looked tired. I could not find them.

As this post winds to a close, I almost do not want it to end. Initially, I had intended to write it and post it the day after the Closing Ceremony. It did not happen because I made a list of all the athletes I wanted to mention and decided that if I was going to do this right, then I had to take my time with it.

The Olympians I wrote about will never read this, but I wanted to do them justice.

It may not seem like it, but a lot of thought and research went into this. I have grown to be extremely proud of the words I have written here, even if no one reads each and every one.

I know many of you may not have followed the Olympics closely, so if this post taught you something new, or made you aware of some of the good things that occurred, then I am happy.

I want to end this by telling you about one final Canadian Olympian. She is a freestyle skier and two-time medallist (gold in 2014; silver in 2018) in the moguls event.

She is, Justine Dufour-Lapointe.

If the name rings a bell, it may be because her two sisters – Maxime and Chloé – competed with her at the Olympics in 2014. Chloé was also there in 2018, as well as this year in Beijing.

Midway through Justine’s first run in the moguls final, she fell. After taking a moment to collect herself, she finished her run. Her sister, Chloé, was there to console her.

Justine gave an emotional interview, in which she said:

“Over the winning, over the bad days like this, the only thing that is important is to never give up.”

That line gives me chills every time I read it.

It sums up what it means to, “Think Olympic”.

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The Blogger Games II – Week 5

We have reached the final week of The Blogger Games II, hosted by Aaron at The Confusing Middle. I won’t lie, I have steamrolled through this competition with a tenacity I don’t think anyone was expecting. I have answered 70% of the questions correctly and have three gold medals to my name.

I am the best.

Sorry, I never get the chance to brag since I’m always hosting these things. I need to get it out while I can.

The theme this week is True or False questions, so it’s time to finish strong.

Again, all of these questions are about Aaron.

1. Growing up, I had a dog named Duchess.
A) True
B) False

This has to be true because if someone were to come up with a fictional dog name for the purpose of asking this question, Duchess wouldn’t be the name you choose. In my head, the dog was named Duchess because they were female and it was a play on “Duke & Duchess”.

2. The first roller coaster I ever rode was Busch Gardens’ Loch Ness Monster.
A) True
B) False

If this is false, then that’s probably just your favourite ride. I watched a YouTube video of it. Even with the two loops, I’d say it’s kid-friendly. Yes, I’m assuming you first went on it as a kid. I was worried it didn’t have enough speed to get through the loops, though.

3. I have successfully been doing my own laundry since I was a freshman in high school.
A) True
B) False

Unless “successfully” is meant to trip me up, then I’m going to say true.

4. I once ate an entire Pop’s Sundae Supreme (a dessert meant to be shared by four people) on a bet and won.
A) True
B) False

I’m going to say false, only because who wants to share a sundae with four people? Surely, this ice cream establishment would not concoct a menu item like that. SURELY.

5. The first time I ever boarded an airplane was when I flew to Istanbul in 2017.
A) True
B) False

No. You’ve been on a plane before that. Don’t lie.

6. I was recently asked to help edit a book about the James Bond franchise.
A) True
B) False

I want to say true so badly because that would be awesome, but…okay maybe it is true? You said about the franchise. So, it’s not necessarily a book by the franchise. If I stay with false, then I have a streak of five false answers in a row, which I don’t like at all. But maybe by now, you’re intentionally trying to make us second guess ourselves. And by us I mean Monty because I think he mentioned in a previous week that he went with a certain answer just to break a pattern.

I am staying with false and if it’s wrong, I’m blaming Monty.

7. At the age of 5, my picture was in the local newspaper.
A) True
B) False

I’m going to say false and assume you were inspired to ask this question based on one of the questions I asked when I hosted The Blogger Games. If not, then I am just wrong.

See, the thing about The Blogger Games is it’s not necessarily about figuring out the answer to the question. It’s about thinking about why you even asked the question in the first place.

8. I have had more than two dozen roommates throughout my life.
A) True
B) False

I think I remember you saying that you’ve had a lot of roommates before, but more than two dozen? That seems excessive. Also, why not just say “more than 25”? Stop trying to trick me!

9. As an adult, I have celebrated two birthdays at Chuck E. Cheese.
A) True
B) False

This has to be true. For what it’s worth, I’ve never been there.

10. The only broken bones I have ever experienced have come in the form of cracked ribs from coughing too hard in a fit of bronchitis.
A) True
B) False

I don’t think you’ve ever broken a bone because that’s a similarity we share.

My Turn To Share
Have you had any pets? What was your first roller coaster? Do you excel at any household chores? What have you eaten to win a bet? Have you flown anywhere in the world? How are you at picking out grammatical errors? Have you ever had your picture in the paper? Got roommates? Where’s the best place to celebrate a birthday? What bones have you broken?

I’ve never had a pet.

I can’t remember the name of the first roller coaster I went on, but I haven’t been on one since. It wasn’t a harrowing experience or anything. I’m just never at amusement parks, and when I am, the long lines for roller coasters don’t appeal to me.

As a kid, I remember being on a bumblebee ride and feeling like I was going to fall out the side of it. Little Paul had to use all his might, so he wouldn’t slide out.

I prefer bumper cars and games at booths, like the one where you shoot water at a mouth.

I am tremendous at household chores, as I have been vacuuming since I was 3.

I have not eaten anything to win a bet.

I have never been on an airplane.

I think I’m really good at picking out grammatical errors. I have a knack for knowing how sentences should look.

My picture has never been in the paper, but it has been in the brochure of a restaurant.

I lucked out with my roommates in university. My room was always connected with one other person, via a washroom, so we had our own privacy, but could shout/walk over to each other just by opening the washroom doors. It was fun.

The best place to celebrate a birthday is at glow in the dark mini putt, or glow in the dark laser tag. Both places have now closed. So, the best place to celebrate a birthday is now at home.

I have never broken a bone.

That’s everything!

Thanks to Aaron for continuing the legacy of The Blogger Games! You’ve done a great job and it has been a lot of fun participating in one of these for once.

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The Blogger Games II – Week 4

Welcome back for Week 4 of The Blogger Games II, hosted by Aaron at The Confusing Middle. Last week, I received a silver medal, which was fine since I already had two gold medals.

However, I can’t get complacent. This week we’re striving for the top of the podium once again.

The topic this week is: Entertainment.

As a reminder, all of these questions are about Aaron.

1. As a trumpet player in the 7th grade band, I once suggested to our band director that we play the score from what movie, based on the trumpet part alone?
A) Superman: The Movie
B) Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
C) Back to the Future

I don’t remember Back to the Future having a trumpet part. That doesn’t mean it didn’t have one, I just don’t remember it. I haven’t seen the other two movies, but Robin Hood feels more trumpet-y.

2. My favorite book of all time is…
A) The Stand by Stephen King
B) The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum
C) A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L’Engle

I seem to recall you being a fan of Stephen King, so let’s go with A.

3. When it comes to vampire slayers, which one to I prefer the most?
A) Kristy Swanson as Buffy Summers
B) Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Summers
C) Eliza Dushku as Faith Lehane

If this isn’t Sarah Michelle Gellar then I apologize. I swear, you’ve probably mentioned your admiration of her at least 23 times on your blog.

4. My favorite film directed by Alfred Hitchcock is which of the following?
A) Rear Window
B) Psycho
C) Vertigo

I haven’t seen Vertigo, so even if that’s the answer, I can’t pick it. I think Psycho is too dark to be your favourite. I saw Rear Window at school in Grade 7 and loved it, so let’s go with that.

5. Which mainline Final Fantasy game is my favorite?
A) IV
B) VII
C) XII

I have no idea. The entire Final Fantasy thing has evaded my attention. Let’s go with XII just because it would, seemingly, be a lot more developed than the earlier ones.

6. With which book to film adaptation did I actually prefer the movie to the book?
A) The Shining
B) A Walk to Remember
C) The Hunger Games

I didn’t even realize A Walk to Remember was a book? The Shining was incredible, I can’t imagine the book being better. Fun fact: I actually saw The Hunger Games in theatre and thought it was good. So, is this a trick question? Wait, I just re-read the question. I got it backwards. This further complicates things. Geeze. B, I guess.

7. I am being followed on Twitter by an actress who had a part in which Will Ferrell movie?
A) Blades of Glory
B) Step Brothers
C) Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

I did the research. Basically, I scrolled through your followers until I found someone with a blue checkmark.

8. Which of the following couples do I think have the most believable on-screen romance?
A) Rocky and Adrian
B) Han and Leia
C) Neo and Trinity

Only went with A because I had to Google the other two couples. No idea.

9. In 2011 I won tickets to the Greenbrier Classic, a golf tournament that included three nights of concerts. Which concert did I not attend?
A) Black-Eyed Peas
B) Tim McGraw
C) Miranda Lambert

Me being me, I looked up the schedule. Tim McGraw was the first concert on the Thursday. Black Eyed Peas were on Friday and they aren’t a band you just say, “Meh, no thanks” to, especially in 2011. Miranda Lambert was Saturday. Maybe by then you were a bit tired of concerts and felt like you could skip hers? Or, maybe you didn’t go to McGraw’s because you got in late on Thursday and didn’t feel like it? I don’t know. Let’s go with C.

10. In college, my friend Andy and I toyed with the idea of becoming a comedy duo that would perform parody songs. The only song we completed was to the tune of “Superman” by Five for Fighting. We changed the lyrics so that the song was now about what television icon?
A) Steve Urkel
B) Samuel “Screech” Powers
C) Angus MacGyver

Out of these three, MacGyver is the one I know the least about. The line in the song that goes, “It’s not easy to be me” could easily be changed to “It’s not easy to be Steve” and “It’s not easy to be Screech”. I’ll go with Screech.

My Turn To Share
Tell me what you like/dislike about the entertainment industry. Any celebrity encounters? Have you ever been on TV? What was your first CD?

Off the top of my head, I don’t really have strong opinions on the entertainment industry. I think the people in the industry have to constantly worry about their image and how they are perceived. I feel a bit bad for them, in that respect, because they have to be on all the time.

They can’t have a bad day and then go on a talk show that night and let the audience see they’ve had a bad day. They have to perform. They have to smile and entertain. They have to constantly worry about their brand.

Maybe they enjoy it, but I imagine it can feel like a burden at times.

I haven’t had any celebrity encounters. The only famous people I’ve met have been television broadcasters.

I have been on TV. I was in the audience of a MuchMusic show about 15 years ago. It was a field trip for my Media Studies class. MuchMusic is/was the Canadian version of MTV, basically.

Apologize by One Republic was the #1 song at the time.

It was fun, but eye-opening. One of the hosts wasn’t having a good day. They were sick and probably had a fever and requested the windows be opened because they were hot. It was the middle of winter.

The minute the camera turned on, they were a different person. The audience at home had no clue they were struggling that day. I’ll never forget that experience.

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The Blogger Games II – Week 3

It’s already the third week of The Blogger Games II, hosted by Aaron at The Confusing Middle. Last week, I took home my second consecutive gold medal, which means things can only go downhill from here.

The topic this week is: Preferences.

Again, all of these questions are about Aaron.

1. Which way do I like the toilet paper roll to hang?
A) Over

B) Under

I prefer it under and realize I am in the minority, so I’ll assume you are in the majority and prefer it over.

2. Sandwiches taste better when they are…
A) Not Cut
B) Cut Diagonally

If you ask me, you get more sandwich when you cut it diagonally. It’s not scientifically proven because it’s just too obvious to waste time doing an experiment.

3. When it comes to watching shows on TV, I like to watch them…
A) Week to Week
B) Binged All at Once

There’s nothing wrong with following shows that come out once a week, but if you have all of them at your disposal, it’s a lot more convenient.

4. I am a…
A) Night Owl
B) Morning Person

I’m going to guess night owl.

5. Which fast food French Fries do I prefer?
A) McDonald’s
B) Burger King

The one time I had fries from Burger King, there were mounds of salt at the bottom of the bag and that turned me off of them. McDonald’s fries are universally liked.

6. I like to sleep on my…
A) Side
B) Back

Personally, I can’t even fall asleep on my back, unless it’s an accident while I’m watching TV. I’m assuming you prefer your side.

7. When I order my beverage at a restaurant I…
A) Use a Straw
B) Drink from the Glass

Most restaurants I’ve been to provide a straw, maybe that’s just a Canadian thing. I’d say you prefer drinking from the glass, though.

8. I would rather be…
A) Hot
B) Cold

This seems too easy. Surely, if you’re cold you can put on more layers to be warm. If you’re hot, you’re basically doomed.

9. I would rather live…
A) On a Lake
B) At the Beach

This one threw me off because in my head, I think of them as the same thing. But then I thought, maybe every lake has a beach, but not every beach has a lake. Maybe a beach has an ocean. So, I went back to Google Maps, after its help last week, and noticed Virginia Beach. So, it has to be the beach. However, this would potentially go against me assuming you prefer to be cold, rather than hot. And maybe that’s still true and you just enjoy the beach for the scenery and not the temperature.

10. Which young adult book series do I like more?
A) Percy Jackson
B) Harry Potter

It has to be Harry Potter, right?

My turn to share…

What are some preferences you have? What do you like that others don’t? What would your answers be to my 10 questions above?

I’ll just go rapid fire with some preferences.

I prefer cold drinks. I’ve never had coffee, outside a teaspoon to try it.

One thing I’ve noticed recently is I no longer sleep with one foot hanging out of the sheets. Maybe because it’s winter and it’s too cold to do that? But I feel like I always preferred to sleep with one foot out.

I prefer lunch and dinner over breakfast. Never been much of a breakfast person. It’s hard for me to get excited about food that early.

I am a night owl.

I’ve run out of things to say. Hopefully, my answers earn me another gold medal!

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The Blogger Games II – Week 2

It’s time for Week 2 of The Blogger Games, hosted by Aaron at The Confusing Middle. The theme this week is Sports.

Before we get to his questions and my answers, I just want to quickly mention my gold medal achievement in Week 1, where I answered 8 out of 10 questions correctly. I haven’t received a mark that high in almost 10 years and had forgotten how good it feels.

I’m not going to be cocky about it because the questions this week were tough.

Aaron, I just want you to know that this “Sports” quiz actually turned into a geography quiz on my end. Google Maps is probably wondering why I kept looking up Virginia. You’ll see why in my answers.

1. As a student at Bluefield College, why was I not allowed to participate in intramural flag football?
A) I had asthma
B) I was a dropper
C) I was too slow

When it comes to intramural sports, there really is no authority figure, so I’m assuming the decree of “not allowed” came from friends. Speed isn’t as important as it seems, so I’m not picking C. I’d like to think that if you did have asthma and were willing to play through it, they would’ve let you. So, my answer is B. You were a dropper.

2. As a 7th grader I played baseball for Woodrow Wilson Middle School. What position did I play?
A) Short Stop
B) Catcher
C) Right Field

I’ll spare you the detailed positional breakdown I did in my head and just cut to the chase – you played Right Field.

3. On New Year’s Eve, 1999, I sustained an injury while roller skating. What was that injury?
A) Dislocated Shoulder
B) Sprained Ankle
C) Broken Tailbone

I don’t think you’ve ever broken a bone, so bye bye to C. I feel like roller skates have a good base (four wheel drive), so it might be hard(er) to sprain an ankle. Whereas if you outright fall, or someone runs into you/you run into someone, a dislocated shoulder can happen. I’m going with A because I know that the slightest movement could set shoulders out of place and it’s not fun.

4. Where did I attend my first Major League Baseball game?
A) Fenway Park
B) Yankee Stadium
C) Camden Yards

I think I remember you saying your Dad was a Yankees fan, so I’m going with Yankee Stadium, even though the commute to Camden Yards would be closer.

5. What is my favorite movie about baseball?
A) A League of Their Own
B) Field of Dreams
C) Bull Durham

A League of Their Own is a good movie. Admittedly, I’ve never seen Bull Durham, so that’s a blind spot. If Field of Dreams were a person, it would have a twinkle in its eye. That’s the type of movie someone hangs their hat on as a favourite.

6. I have been to one NHL game in my life. Who was the home team?
A) Washington Capitals
B) Philadelphia Flyers
C) Carolina Hurricanes

I went with Carolina, just because it’s the closest to Virginia. Perhaps, Washington or Philadelphia could’ve happened on a field trip of some sort, but I’m going with Carolina.

7. As a bank teller, I often ran transactions for what college athlete and future NFL star?
A) Russell Wilson
B) Andrew Luck
C) Robert Griffin III

If my answer is correct and my theory as to why B and C were options is also correct, then you may not even know the rabbit hole you sent me down with this question.

My research into this question began with finding out where all three players went to college. That would tell me their proximity to Virginia. Andrew Luck was out in California, Robert Griffin III was in Texas, and Russell Wilson was in North Carolina and then Wisconsin. So, I leaned toward Wilson, but it seemed too far away.

And then I looked up if any player had a connection to Virginia.

WELL.

Luck’s father was Athletic Director at West Virginia.

Griffin bought a house in Virginia, though that was well after his college years.

Wilson grew up in Richmond, Virginia. So, that pretty much settled it for me.

All three players were in the same NFL Draft, which was smart on your part to make sure they were all in college at the same time. Luck and Griffin went 1st and 2nd overall, so I guess you just got them from there.

Anyway, this question took me about 20 minutes.

8. As a child, I bowled in a Saturday morning youth league at what local bowling alley?
A) All-Star Lanes
B) Lee-Hi Lanes
C) Hilltop Lanes

Also did some Google Maps research with this one. All-Star Lanes didn’t show up, so unless it closed, I can’t pick it as the answer. My best guess is Lee-Hi Lanes, though it’s just a guess.

9. Which of the following would I support in becoming an Olympic sport?
A) Ultimate Frisbee
B) Calvinball
C) Competitive Cup Stacking

If it’s not Calvinball, then you just pulled off a double reverse psychology on all of us. I think.

10. As a freshman in high school, why did I attend every Girls’ JV Soccer home game?
A) My cousin was on the team and was my ride
B) I had a crush on a girl on the team
C) My earth science teacher was the coach and gave her students extra credit for attending

Alright, so the games would be after school. That makes A a very viable option. Also, it’s possible you developed a crush on one of the girls on the team, while the true reason you were there was waiting for your cousin, who was your ride. I’ve never heard of getting extra credit for attending games, but maybe it’s a thing?

Time for me to share.

Did you play any sports growing up? What did you like/dislike about gym class? Which sports do you like to watch/follow? Have you ever gotten hurt playing sports? Anything else about sports you’d like to share?

Well, sports are my life.

Growing up, I played softball for five years and won three championships. Not to toot my own horn, but I was one of the best – if not the best – pitchers in the league. I kept track of my own stats and still have them.

I rarely, if ever, struck out. In my final year, I only struck out twice. On one of those occasions, I went back to the bench and a teammate said to me, “Wait, what happened? Did you just strike out?” And he whispered to other teammates, “Paul just struck out.” It was an event they couldn’t believe had happened and were in shock.

That was the only organized sport I played, though I played road hockey a lot with the kids on my street. I’d play soccer, basketball, and football at recess. Any sport was fine with me.

Playing soccer at recess in Grade 8 still remains one of my favourite memories.

I didn’t dislike anything about gym class in elementary school. Floor hockey and european handball were my favourites. I was one of the only ones who could consistently serve a volleyball over the net. It was a fun time.

Gym class jumped the shark for me a bit in Grade 9. The “warm-up” consisted of running 800 metres (2 laps around the track) outside at 8am. I had zero endurance back then. Remember, I was baseball player. Running the bases and being the last out in an inning, and then quickly turning around to pitch the next half inning, was the most “continuing to play while catching my breath” I’d ever experienced. So, not a lot.

Meanwhile, other kids had played soccer or hockey and their lungs were used to running.

Adults always assume “kids have energy, they can run for days!” But that’s not true. I couldn’t just roll out of bed and run 800 metres.

Sports I follow include: hockey, baseball, basketball, football, auto racing, curling, rugby, lacrosse, and I’m probably missing a few others. I also like following amateur sports – the ones that pop up at the Olympics – as much as I can. I am a sponge for everything.

Soccer, golf, and tennis are on the periphery for me, though I am “aware” of stuff that goes on. I’m just not into them like I am other sports. Golf only pulls me in on Sundays, if it’s tight at the front and Tiger Woods is in contention.

I could go on forever about sports, but I doubt anyone is still reading.

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First Time Watching: Rocky III

I watched Rocky III about three weeks ago and am relying on the “detailed notes” I took to write this post. So, I guess we’re all about to find out how great of a strategy that was.

Before Watching

After Rocky II, I was a bit tired of the Rocky vs. Apollo matchup and was hoping they wouldn’t go back to it in the third movie. If they did, I was expecting Apollo to try and cheat his way to a victory.

In A Nutshell

Rocky Balboa is the new Heavyweight Champion and is running through a gauntlet of challengers. However, we find out that Rocky’s trainer, Mickey, set up those 10 title defences against “has beens” so Rocky could feel good about himself.

A new challenger, Clubber Lang (Mr. T), emerges and Mickey says he’ll knock Rocky into the middle of tomorrow. Sure enough, he does. Lang wings via knockout in Round 2. After the fight, Mickey passes away.

Rocky is looking for a rematch and Apollo Creed becomes his trainer.

Rocky defeats Lang via knockout in Round 3. Rocky is once again the Heavyweight Champion.

The Opening

In Rocky II, the first five minutes were the same as the last five minutes of Rocky. So, I was prepared when they did the same thing in this movie. It allowed me to fast-forward a bit.

I think that’s a unique strategy, unless other movies were doing the same thing back then.

Hulk Hogan Is Here?

Rocky is participating in a charity benefit called, Battle of the Champions. His opponent is Hulk Hogan, though his character’s name is, Thunderlips. I will refer to him as Hulk Hogan.

A light bulb went off in my head when I saw Mr. T and Hulk Hogan in the same movie. All of a sudden, it made sense that they were tag team partners at the inaugural WrestleMania. As if I hadn’t already uncovered many things that professional wrestling had taken from these movies, this one was hitting me over the head.

Hogan beat up Rocky pretty badly and was chasing him all over the venue. He even beat up security and the referee. He was truly a menace. I found it to be a bit comical, if not ironic, because one of the knocks on Hogan is that he wasn’t a great worker.

He was just someone with a handful of moves and a lot of showmanship. That’s what made him popular.

The fans are freaking out and the ring becomes littered with garbage. If social media existed back then, you’d be hearing about a charity boxing event gone wrong. Someone would try to be witty and create a headline, “When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside”.

Less than three of you will understand that.

As soon as the exhibition match was over, Hogan snapped out of character, as he was only putting on a show. He took a polaroid with Rocky and his family.

Eye of the Tiger

The previous movie was practically begging for someone to make a song called, “Eye of the Tiger”. Well, Survivor did. They wasted no time in inserting it into the movie during Rocky’s title defence montage right at the beginning.

Fun story: In my Grade 9 gym class, they played “Eye of the Tiger” when we had to do the 12-minute run.

It didn’t really motivate me because (ready for the excuses?):

1. It was 8am
2. I had never really run for a length of time before, so I had no endurance built up
3. I had pulled a muscle in my leg playing sports in the summer and re-aggravated it a few days prior to the run, so I was hobbling
4. 12 minutes feels like an eternity when you’re 14-years-old

I pity the fool”

So, apparently this is where the famous phrase was born. Who knew? Not me.

When Mr. T said it, I just thought it was already his thing and they inserted it into the movie as a wink-wink, nudge-nudge. I guess not!

Honestly, the phrase didn’t stand out to me. It wasn’t a huge moment where I felt like I had just heard something that I needed to repeat to all of my friends.

Maybe the reason for that is because I’ve already heard it so many times in my life that it has lost its impact? I don’t know.

Maybe I’m just unable to detect when something is going to be bigger than it is.

For example, during Katy Perry’s Super Bowl halftime show a few years ago, Left Shark became the main story for their supposed subpar dancing It caught me off-guard because I hadn’t noticed anything amiss about the performance.

But no, Left Shark became the butt of every joke and turned into a meme.

To this day, I still don’t understand it. I just rewatched the part where Left Shark was “terrible” and I don’t see it. Sure, their timing was a bit off with Right Shark at one point, but it wasn’t anything egregious.

Am I the only one who doesn’t expect crisp choreography from someone in an overbearing shark costume? If anything, I got the impression that their arms were too short for the costume and the random flailing was intentional.

So, that’s my best explanation for why I didn’t see what the big deal was with, “I pity the fool”.

Rocky, Adrian, and Apollo

After Mickey passes away, Apollo Creed decides that he’s going to train Rocky for his rematch against Mr. T. But, of course, the training isn’t going that well. Surprise, surprise. He can’t forget his last fight and how he lost the championship, and Mickey, all within a matter of minutes.

A reporter says Rocky’s time has passed. He’s 34. Good grief.

Rocky’s wife, Adrian, gives him a pep talk on the beach and says he needs to fight for himself, not for anyone else. Rocky doesn’t think his title reign was real and questions why Mickey would schedule fights against lesser opponents.

A classic case of imposter syndrome, it seems.

Adrian turns around his mindset, so cue the comeback montage!

I swear, this movie series has no problem following the same peaks and valleys in every film. I wonder if they’ll go back to the same formula in the fourth movie. I mean, how else would they turn Rocky into the underdog (again) and feed us another training montage after he overcomes his confidence issues?

The Rematch

It’s Rocky and Mr. T, one more time.

Apollo gives Rocky his Stars & Stripes trunks from their first fight. Couldn’t he have gotten him a dinette set, instead? Who wants to wear someone else’s trunks?

I got major, “wearing a bathing suit you got from the lost and found” vibes.

Before the match, Mr. T shoves Apollo and a melee ensues inside the ring. I feel like they were recreating the skirmish that took place before the first fight, which resulted in Mickey getting shoved.

Rocky takes off his robe and the commentators say he looks like a middleweight. Forever reinforcing the “underdog” theme, even though he really isn’t that much of an underdog, in my opinion.

Rocky comes out swinging and Mr. T seems to have forgotten how to raise his hands to protect his face. He doesn’t move his hands at all. It’s very strange.

We move on to Round 2 and Rocky’s strategy is for Mr. T to tire himself out by throwing a bunch of punches. Rocky takes all the punches.

After the round, Mr. T sits down in his corner for the first time in this movie. If viewers were paying attention, they’d notice that. It’s subtle but it says a lot.

Rocky starts talking trash in the third round and invites punches to his face. At this point, Mr. T is blown up (tired), which is Rocky’s cue to knock him out.

He does. Rocky wins and is once again the Heavyweight Champion of the world.

The Favour

In exchange for training Rocky for his fight, Apollo kept mentioning that he would owe him a favour afterwards.

The favour turned out to be a fight between Rocky and Apollo, without an audience. Just them. Apollo could never get over losing by one second. If you remember, Rocky stood up at the count of 9, while Apollo stayed down for the 10-count.

So, the movie concludes with them fighting in an empty gym.

I like to think that this eventually inspired the Empty Arena Match by The Rock and Mankind in 1999 during Halftime Heat, which was specifically created as counterprogramming to the Super Bowl halftime show.

But who knows, right? It’s not like wrestling has ever stolen anything from the Rocky movies.

Conclusion

I liked the movie. We’ve seen Rocky grow into a responsible adult over the first three films, even though I don’t think his wife likes him getting punched in the face and would prefer if he’d retire.

Mickey passing away makes me wonder who will train Rocky in the next movie. Will Apollo Creed still be a character, or has his character arc reached its conclusion?

This movie really felt like they were capitalizing on the popularity of the Rocky brand. I won’t say they got too big for their britches, but they were definitely making sure we knew that they fit just right.

The unveiling of the Rocky statue and the inclusion of Hulk Hogan really screamed, “We know we’re a big deal”.

I’m curious to see where they go with Rocky IV. They’ve already planted the seed that Rocky is past his prime, but the fact that there’s a Rocky V tells me that maybe his run of success isn’t quite over yet.

We shall see.

Have you seen Rocky III? What did you think of it?

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