Tag Archives: Animals

Pets and Paul

Posted on July 23, 2017 by

Are you a dog or cat person? It’s a question as old as questions. By the way, this blog post was inspired by Angela’s post about animals which started with the line, “I’m not an animal lover.” So if you … Continue reading →

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The Squirrel Chase

Posted on April 26, 2016 by

The other day, there were two squirrels (squirrli?) in my backyard. Both of them were, seemingly, minding their own business. And then one squirrel started chasing the other. It looked like something straight out of a Cops episode. I know why … Continue reading →

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Addressing The Elephant In The Room

Posted on June 20, 2015 by

Dear Mr. Elephant, Why are you in the room? Sorry, I’m jumping ahead. I should ask if I can call you Mr. Elephant. Can I call you Mr. Elephant? Or is Mr. Elephant your father? Time out. I can’t stop … Continue reading →

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21 Animal Jokes

Posted on June 6, 2015 by

Do you guys know what a dromedary is? A dromedary is a camel with one hump on its back. “Drome” is pronounced “drama”. “Dary” is pronounced “dairy”. This is vital information. Remember this information. I said remember it! Now then, this … Continue reading →

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Dogs Don’t Like Me

Posted on June 4, 2015 by

You know, it’s tough. We all just want to be liked. People just want to be themselves, without judgment. And yet despite all that, the word “hate” still exists. People are still bullied, picked on, and outcast. Some are even chased … Continue reading →

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Chirp

Posted on May 7, 2015 by

To whom it may concern: To the birds outside my window: My feathered friends of flight, I write to you in hopes that we can come to some sort of resolution. You see, every morning at precisely 4:17AM, you congregate … Continue reading →

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Raccoon Watch 2015

Posted on April 14, 2015 by

Getting right into things, there was a raccoon on my neighbour’s roof tonight. What was it doing up there? I don’t know. It wasn’t accepting questions from the media. Instead of saying “raccoon” a hundred times throughout this post, I’m … Continue reading →

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