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Tag Archives: Animals
Call of the Wild Café
It was opening night at the Call of the Wild Café. It was more of a traditional sit-down restaurant, than a café, but the owners hoped no one would really notice. The staff had worked tirelessly to prepare the inside … Continue reading
Pets and Paul
Are you a dog or cat person? It’s a question as old as questions. By the way, this blog post was inspired by Angela’s post about animals which started with the line, “I’m not an animal lover.” So if you … Continue reading
The Squirrel Chase
The other day, there were two squirrels (squirrli?) in my backyard. Both of them were, seemingly, minding their own business. And then one squirrel started chasing the other. It looked like something straight out of a Cops episode. I know why … Continue reading
Addressing The Elephant In The Room
Dear Mr. Elephant, Why are you in the room? Sorry, I’m jumping ahead. I should ask if I can call you Mr. Elephant. Can I call you Mr. Elephant? Or is Mr. Elephant your father? Time out. I can’t stop … Continue reading
21 Animal Jokes
Do you guys know what a dromedary is? A dromedary is a camel with one hump on its back. “Drome” is pronounced “drama”. “Dary” is pronounced “dairy”. This is vital information. Remember this information. I said remember it! Now then, this … Continue reading
Dogs Don’t Like Me
You know, it’s tough. We all just want to be liked. People just want to be themselves, without judgment. And yet despite all that, the word “hate” still exists. People are still bullied, picked on, and outcast. Some are even chased … Continue reading
Chirp
To whom it may concern: To the birds outside my window: My feathered friends of flight, I write to you in hopes that we can come to some sort of resolution. You see, every morning at precisely 4:17AM, you congregate … Continue reading
Raccoon Watch 2015
Getting right into things, there was a raccoon on my neighbour’s roof tonight. What was it doing up there? I don’t know. It wasn’t accepting questions from the media. Instead of saying “raccoon” a hundred times throughout this post, I’m … Continue reading