Tag Archives: Story

Woozy

I’ve never broken a bone. Knock on wood. I’ve never had an official nosebleed. Knock on wood. Outside of a torn ligament in my finger and some bruises, I’ve never really been injured. Knock on wood. I’m not a klutz. … Continue reading

Posted in Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 43 Comments

I Saw It

I did something last Monday that I haven’t done in five years. Quick, think in your head what that might be. Some of you already know, so in your case, act stupid. It shouldn’t be hard. Sorry! That was a … Continue reading

Posted in Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 71 Comments

I’ll Take You To The Barber Shop

The average person gets their hair cut 378 times in their life. That was a lie. I have no idea. I ate some hair today. It was delicious. That was a lie. It was gross. What am I doing? Hi, … Continue reading

Posted in Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 69 Comments

I Am Sick

I don’t like my bed anymore. Since Friday night, I’ve been under the weather, as opposed to on top of it. Hey, I just understood why it’s called being on “Cloud 9”. You’re on top of the weather. I haven’t … Continue reading

Posted in Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 95 Comments

Stranger Cars

Settle down children, it’s time for a story. I woke up yesterday and one of my first thoughts was, “Don’t get in a stranger’s car.” I don’t know why I thought that; I don’t know why half the thoughts in … Continue reading

Posted in Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 27 Comments

Making A Fantasy Sports Player

I like to think of myself as a competitive person, especially as it pertains to sports. That being said, I’m not a sore loser. Sure, in the back of my head I may be fuming, I may hold a grudge, and I … Continue reading

Posted in Sports | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 11 Comments

Do You Want A Cupcake?

When I was a kid, someone told me that thunder is caused by angels bowling in heaven. I thought that explained a lot. I also thought it was a bit rude, but who am I to suggest a tame game … Continue reading

Posted in Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 55 Comments

Paulo’s Kitchen: Steak Frights

Are we on? We are? Okay. Hi everybody, Chef Paulo here! We are back on the air after a long hate us. Thank you for… Stage Director: You mean, “hiatus”. We were on a long hiatus. Start over. No, I don’t. … Continue reading

Posted in Food | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 42 Comments

For Pizza

What would you do for the ones you love? Would you put on warm clothes and walk twenty minutes outside in -4 degree Celsius weather with snow blowing in your face as you travel along five streets and two intersections just … Continue reading

Posted in Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 52 Comments

A Letter To Aaron

Dear Aaron, I was watching paint dry the other day when I was faced with a conundrum about nothing important. I wondered, is a water bottle still considered a water bottle if there is no water in it? Or is it … Continue reading

Posted in Letters | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 17 Comments