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Plain Cheeseburger
Allow me to start off by saying that I have a great deal of respect for those who work in the fast food industry. Thank you for putting up with all of us who have ever ordered a combo. I … Continue reading
Posted in Food
Tagged About Me, Humor, Humour, Life, Opinion, People, Personal, Reflection, Restaurant, Story, Thoughts
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16,731 Steps
On Saturday, I attended my friend’s bachelor party. It consisted of a Blue Jays game, dinner, and various stops at different establishments in between. A lot of fun was had by all in attendance and it’s a day I’ll never … Continue reading
How Do You Art?
I can’t draw. The pencil touches the paper and it’s all downhill from there. What’s the trick? What’s the secret? Why aren’t my sausage people acceptable? So what if all of my four-legged animal drawings look the same? This post … Continue reading
Paul Tries: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
If you read my previous post, “What The Fork“, you’ll know that on Tuesday night, a fork stabbed me in the finger, as I was putting a bowl in the dishwasher. What I didn’t mention was that less than an … Continue reading
How To Clean A Window
Hey, what’s up everybody!? It’s ya boy, Paul E. Wally Windows here to teach you how to get your windows looking clean, pristine, and virtually unseen. So, don’t be a fillet, let’s scrub that dirt today! WHO’S READY TO WINDOW? … Continue reading
Posted in Fiction, Humour
Tagged About Me, Cleaning, Funny, Home, Humor, Life, Short Story, Story, Storytelling, Thoughts, Windows
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Back Pain is a Pain
I don’t know if you’ve ever had to carry something heavy. Maybe a mini fridge. Maybe one of those fat back televisions from 2006. Maybe your group members for a school project. Maybe the weight of the world. Maybe a … Continue reading
The Spelling Bee
Ever since I was a kid, I would get excited whenever I saw the Scripps National Spelling Bee on TV at the end of May. It’s one of those things where you do a double take and question why it’s … Continue reading
Posted in Life
Tagged About Me, Anecdote, Anecdotes, Humor, Humour, Opinion, Reading, Reflection, Spelling Bee, Story, Thoughts, Writing
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The Moment
The best picture you can take is one that doesn’t require a camera. It’s a mental image. A lasting impression for a moment that stood still, even though no one said, “cheese”. Lately, I’ve been thinking about life and how … Continue reading
Low Sodium Crackers
In Junior Kindergarten, my mom sent me to school with a container of Ritz Bits crackers and chopped up blocks of mozzarella cheese for snack time. There were always too many crackers and not enough cheese. So, being the problem … Continue reading
A Fantasy League of Her Own
What if I told you that fantasy baseball wasn’t a fantasy? That the roster decisions you make and statistical outcomes you receive are very much real? What if I told you that frustration can be derived from something that is … Continue reading
Posted in Fiction, Sports
Tagged Baseball, Fantasy Baseball, Humor, Humour, Inspiration, Life, Mockumentary, Short Story, Story, Thoughts, Writing
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