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Tag Archives: Story
How Do You Art?
I can’t draw. The pencil touches the paper and it’s all downhill from there. What’s the trick? What’s the secret? Why aren’t my sausage people acceptable? So what if all of my four-legged animal drawings look the same? This post … Continue reading
Paul Tries: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
If you read my previous post, “What The Fork“, you’ll know that on Tuesday night, a fork stabbed me in the finger, as I was putting a bowl in the dishwasher. What I didn’t mention was that less than an … Continue reading
How To Clean A Window
Hey, what’s up everybody!? It’s ya boy, Paul E. Wally Windows here to teach you how to get your windows looking clean, pristine, and virtually unseen. So, don’t be a fillet, let’s scrub that dirt today! WHO’S READY TO WINDOW? … Continue reading
Posted in Fiction, Humour
Tagged About Me, Cleaning, Funny, Home, Humor, Life, Short Story, Story, Storytelling, Thoughts, Windows
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Back Pain is a Pain
I don’t know if you’ve ever had to carry something heavy. Maybe a mini fridge. Maybe one of those fat back televisions from 2006. Maybe your group members for a school project. Maybe the weight of the world. Maybe a … Continue reading
The Spelling Bee
Ever since I was a kid, I would get excited whenever I saw the Scripps National Spelling Bee on TV at the end of May. It’s one of those things where you do a double take and question why it’s … Continue reading
Posted in Life
Tagged About Me, Anecdote, Anecdotes, Humor, Humour, Opinion, Reading, Reflection, Spelling Bee, Story, Thoughts, Writing
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The Moment
The best picture you can take is one that doesn’t require a camera. It’s a mental image. A lasting impression for a moment that stood still, even though no one said, “cheese”. Lately, I’ve been thinking about life and how … Continue reading
Low Sodium Crackers
In Junior Kindergarten, my mom sent me to school with a container of Ritz Bits crackers and chopped up blocks of mozzarella cheese for snack time. There were always too many crackers and not enough cheese. So, being the problem … Continue reading
A Fantasy League of Her Own
What if I told you that fantasy baseball wasn’t a fantasy? That the roster decisions you make and statistical outcomes you receive are very much real? What if I told you that frustration can be derived from something that is … Continue reading
Posted in Fiction, Sports
Tagged Baseball, Fantasy Baseball, Humor, Humour, Inspiration, Life, Mockumentary, Short Story, Story, Thoughts, Writing
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It Must Have Been Dust
If you were to look through my childhood photo albums, you’d eventually come across a picture of me vacuuming the house at the mature age of three. “You got dirt? I’ll be right over as soon as mommy gives me … Continue reading
Computer Updates Are Mean
Check…check…check one, two, four. Is this thing on? If you can hear me, clap once. If you can hear me, clap twice. If you can hear me, invite me to your Christmas party so I can taste test your food … Continue reading