Tag Archives: Life

Somewhere Else, Tonight

Posted on September 18, 2018 by

It all comes down, eventually the tape, the nail, the paint everything can be put in a box here, use this bag we will hide the things you do not need in drawers, in closets, in the back of your … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XXIII

Posted on September 12, 2018 by

1. Why did the driver feel cramped? Because it was in a golf bag. 2. I finished Gilmore Girls yesterday. I’m currently winding myself up for a blog post about it. 3. I am completely addicted to football. Somebody check my ID because … Continue reading →

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Less Than One

Posted on September 1, 2018 by

I don’t know if these words work do I dig a hole and make things worse sometimes some things are perfect and then I come here There’s a lonely place where we all reside the empty space we spend forever … Continue reading →

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Major League Baseball Should Adopt A New Schedule

Posted on August 26, 2018 by

Major League Baseball should adopt a new, balanced schedule. There is no reason why – with a 162-game season – fans should be forced to see their favourite team play the four other teams in their division, a total of … Continue reading →

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Season 4 of Gilmore Girls

Posted on August 22, 2018 by

A few days ago, I finished Season 4 of Gilmore Girls. I have a lot I need to get off my chest, so if you don’t want spoilers, don’t read this post. Even if you haven’t watched Gilmore Girls, this … Continue reading →

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The Muffin Man

Posted on August 17, 2018 by

I’m not much of a dessert person. All those fancy, restaurant-quality dessert photos, that people post on social media, don’t impress me much. I don’t care for your squiggles of chocolate sauce, wiggles of caramel, and plops of whipped cream … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Finale

Posted on August 7, 2018 by

One rose. Two bros. One stays. One goes. Will they propose? Who knows? Grab your snack and hold your horses, no wait, that didn’t rhyme. Take two. Grab your tacos and hold your broncos, it’s time to hand out the … Continue reading →

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Clowns Aren’t Scary

Posted on August 5, 2018 by

It is said that if you don’t think clowns are scary, then you probably are a clown. Harsh, maybe. But don’t get mad at me, I don’t make the rules. Except in this case. I made up that line for … Continue reading →

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Let Me

Posted on July 29, 2018 by

Take me away away from here from the sound the smell and the mirror let me breathe away from here where I can talk be heard and speak more than one word let me be away from here where I … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Ep. 9

Posted on July 24, 2018 by

We are gathered here today to join Becca and three guys in Holy Mattress-mony. If there is anyone who thinks Becca should not go through with these fantasy suite dates, tweet now, or forever hold your phone in your hand. … Continue reading →

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