Tag Archives: Life

Last Place

The highway’s gone it’s not okay my empty words are blowing away the love is lost tell me which way I’m not sure how to smile today. Advertisements

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Brain Landfill

Good evening. Technically, it’s morning, but I’m wearing a retainer in my mouth and talking like Dracula is the only way for words to come out without the accompaniment of saliva. Otherwise, I’m Daffy Duck, but with underwear. I don’t … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Ep. 7

I just want to point out how cool it is knowing that people who don’t watch The Bachelorette, read these Viewing Notes and become invested in the show. Your comments – especially the ones from last week – are much … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts XXII

1.┬áIs that a skunk smell coming through my window, or is it just really muggy outside? This is a question I ask myself at least once a week. Then I sniff around like a police dog. 2. There’s just something … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Ep. 5

Hey, why did the bachelorette run out of roses? Because she gave out a bunch to guys who are only there to provide entertainment for the viewers! HAHA! That was a test. If you laughed at that joke, I’m worried … Continue reading

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I Look Friendly

I’ve written before about how strangers come up to me in public places and strike up a conversation. Well, it happened again. That’s right kids, it’s story time! So make sure you’re sitting somewhere comfortable – may I suggest your … Continue reading

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Smells Like The Night

It goes straight to my lungs and helps me breathe you sit there and shiver thinking it’s just a cool breeze I tell you it smells you don’t let me finish I say it smells like the night but you … Continue reading

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So Easy For You

I used to stare at the street light instead of falling asleep there was just something about it something so thoughtful and selfless to lead the way when all was dark it drew me in until I was old enough … Continue reading

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At The Three O’Clock Hour

You’re the one my heart goes to at the three o’clock hour for a second more than five stretching six until seven drawn out like an eight and I’m on cloud nine when you’re always a ten one two three … Continue reading

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Pizza Leftovers

I think I’m getting sick. No wait, I think I have allergies. No, that can’t be it. I’ve never had allergies. I must be getting sick. But I’ve gone to sleep early the last two nights. Sleep doesn’t make you … Continue reading

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