Tag Archives: Life

Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Peter) – Ep. 2

Posted on January 14, 2020 by

It’s always fun when the College Football National Championship Game is going up against The Bachelor. If you want to describe America to someone, these are the two things you force them to watch. It’s all there. As Becky can … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XXX

Posted on January 10, 2020 by

1. Sometimes humour comes from a place of pain, like when I hit my funny bone on a door frame the other day. 2. I don’t trust squirrels. They’re either going to jump on my head, or untie my shoelaces, … Continue reading →

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Hannah Upp

Posted on January 9, 2020 by

The other night I watched a documentary about an American teacher named, Hannah Upp. She was living in the U.S. Virgin Islands when she went missing in 2017, around the time of Hurricane Irma and Maria. It was the third … Continue reading →

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Drippy, Droopy, and Loopy

Posted on January 5, 2020 by

I love writing blog posts when I’m sick. Who knows what I’ll say? Who knows what’ll happen? Maybe my nose drips on the keyboard and my index finger slides off one letter and onto another, creating a word that I … Continue reading →

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Driving Away With It

Posted on December 2, 2019 by

The Formula 1 season always goes by so fast, which is surprising to me because on the weekends when there is no race, it feels like the next one is so far away. I guess that’s why F1 partnered with … Continue reading →

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The Toothbrush Triplets

Posted on November 20, 2019 by

That sounds like a good title for an animated horror film, doesn’t it? I always worry I’m putting my best – Grade A ideas on this blog and when the day comes for me to make money off them, I … Continue reading →

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I Think My Favourite Colour Is Red

Posted on November 6, 2019 by

While doing “research” for this blog post, I uncovered some startling truths. But first, I must write a coherent introduction so I don’t just come out and scream, “THEY DISCONTINUED LAURENTIEN PENCIL CRAYONS?” and you all look at your screen … Continue reading →

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Defending Champions

Posted on October 22, 2019 by

The Toronto Raptors are raising a championship banner and receiving rings tonight ahead of the first game of the NBA season. They’re doing this, of course, because they won the NBA championship in June. That’s a thing that happened. I … Continue reading →

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Where’s The (Roast) Beef?

Posted on October 20, 2019 by

Last Monday was Thanksgiving here in Canada, which means a lot of people ate turkey until they turned into one. Not me. I’m always a turkey. No idea why I said that or what it means, but let’s keep going. … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XXIX

Posted on October 15, 2019 by

1. Technology is getting too complicated and unnecessary. I don’t want a new update every two weeks – I want it to be perfect the first time, and I want it to last for 20 years like my Nintendo 64. … Continue reading →

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