Author Archives: Paul

About Paul

This is the part where I'm supposed to write something interesting about myself and you'll read it and think, "That's not that interesting." So let's not do that and just think about pizza instead, on the count of three. One, two, three. Donuts. Now, wasn't that interesting?

Minnesota Wild 2017-18 Season Preview

I’ve always wondered why Minnesota named their team the “Wild” ever since they re-entered the league in 2000. Well, I looked it up. Apparently, it was chosen as an ode to Minnesota’s wildlife and outdoors reputation. Oh. Other names that … Continue reading

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Los Angeles Kings 2017-18 Season Preview

This is my preview for the LA Kings. I don’t really have anything important to say in the introduction, so I’m just going to keep typing words until it looks like there are enough. Yup, that should do it. FORWARDS … Continue reading

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Rest of Me

Nowhere to go nowhere to hide these pictures with smiles so wide what can I do where can I be have you seen the rest of me I have this gold star that shines so bright, right sit by the … Continue reading

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Woozy

I’ve never broken a bone. Knock on wood. I’ve never had an official nosebleed. Knock on wood. Outside of a torn ligament in my finger and some bruises, I’ve never really been injured. Knock on wood. I’m not a klutz. … Continue reading

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A Bunch of Stuff

I don’t really have one thing to say, I have a lot of things to say. And I’m warning you now, this may come across as a rant. Also, I have a headache right now. And my right eye is … Continue reading

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Florida Panthers 2017-18 Season Preview

I’ve never been able to take the Florida Panthers seriously as a franchise. I understand that winning teams bring fans to games and they haven’t really been a winning team for much of their existence, but it just feels like … Continue reading

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Edmonton Oilers 2017-18 Season Preview

I’ve always considered the Edmonton Oilers my second favourite hockey team. I remember them being an underdog in a playoff series against Dallas in the early 2000s and I’ve been cheering for them ever since. I think within the next … Continue reading

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Detroit Red Wings 2017-18 Season Preview

On New Year’s Day 2014, I found myself standing among a crowd of 100,000 people watching a hockey game at a football stadium in Detroit. It was fun. I couldn’t feel my feet for five hours and I’d do it … Continue reading

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Dallas Stars 2017-18 Season Preview

One of my favourite t-shirts as a kid was a Dallas Stars 1999 Stanley Cup Champions shirt. There’s a birthday photo of me somewhere as a 10-year-old (or thereabouts) wearing it. So for that reason, I’ve always felt a certain … Continue reading

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The Back of The Knee

Hi there. Paul here. Question. Answer…daily double. Sorry, it’s gonna be that kinda post. You know the section on your stats page that tells you what people type into a search engine to find your blog? Yeah? Yeah? Alright, well … Continue reading

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