Tag Archives: Questions

You Get An Award, And You Get An Award, And You Get An Award

Posted on January 22, 2018 by

Hi there, Oprahaul here. Get it? Her name is Oprah. My name is Paul. Together, it is Oprahaul. Because it has the word “haul” in it. And a “haul” is something you get. And I’m giving away stuff…? Just go … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts V

Posted on August 1, 2016 by

1. One of my biggest fears is that an emergency situation will arise that will require me to run away from wherever I am, but both my legs and feet will be asleep. Therefore, I won’t be able to move. Terrifying … Continue reading →

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Hit or Miss

Posted on January 28, 2016 by

It is the dance we do when we face something new it is the second look we take when the first one is cake it is the turn of the head at every word that is said as we tiptoe around corners down … Continue reading →

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Christmas Tag

Posted on December 9, 2015 by

For those of you who don’t know, Christmas tag is a classic reindeer game. A group of reindeer get together and fly through the air trying to catch each other. This is where the phrase, “Run, Run, Rudolph” originated. “Fly, Fly, … Continue reading →

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Addressing The Elephant In The Room

Posted on June 20, 2015 by

Dear Mr. Elephant, Why are you in the room? Sorry, I’m jumping ahead. I should ask if I can call you Mr. Elephant. Can I call you Mr. Elephant? Or is Mr. Elephant your father? Time out. I can’t stop … Continue reading →

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Another Award

Posted on May 15, 2015 by

You bloggers are way too nice to me. That being said, keep the compliments coming! I like swimming in them since I don’t know how to swim in water. Thank you this time to The Girl Who Can’t Sit Still … Continue reading →

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Neato 2.0

Posted on April 11, 2015 by

Well kids, I think I’ve hit my “neato” quota for my lifetime. I haven’t used, or heard, the word in years and now it’s in the title of back-to-back blog posts. For the second time in as many days I’ve … Continue reading →

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Neato

Posted on April 11, 2015 by

Bloggers are the best. I’m reminded of that every single day when I read through blog posts written by people that I will never meet. There are a lot of hidden comedians in the world and most of them reside … Continue reading →

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