Category Archives: Random

Aaron’s Surprise Birthday Party

SURPRISE! We, here at The Captain’s Speech, like to make dreams come true. On January 10, Aaron from The Confusing Middle posted a list of 100 random facts about himself. Here are two facts that stood out to me. Fact … Continue reading

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100,000 Views

Back in 2013, there was a time when I thought 32 views in one day would be the most I’d ever achieve on this blog. I was content with that because in the grand scheme of things, I’m a tiny … Continue reading

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Share Your Blog 2019

It’s 2019, let’s cut to the chase. We all want more blog followers. We all want to interact with new people and grow our community because bloggers are fun, we understand each other, and this written world we’ve created is … Continue reading

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I Am The Pizza

I’m in one of those writing ruts again, where I have a bunch of ideas in my head, but lack the energy to process them one sentence at a time. It would be so much easier if you could all … Continue reading

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Eavesdropping: “An Ambidextrous Kicker”

We here at The Captain’s Speech like to be innovative, creative, and all the other words that end in -ive, including digestive. As such, I’d like to introduce you to a new segment called, Eavesdropping. Here’s how it works: I … Continue reading

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Notivation

I just wrote 1496 words in a draft. I’m glad I did, even though I may never post it. Lately, my keyboard has felt like quicksand. I have all these things I want to write about, but haven’t been able … Continue reading

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Favourite Quotes (Day 3)

Welcome to the third and final day of this favourite quotes challenge. At least, I think this is a challenge. I got it. Let’s call it a challenge, but pronounce it “chall-onge” so it sounds more official. I’d like to … Continue reading

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Favourite Quotes (Day 2)

On the 12th day of Blogmas my followers gave to me… Twelve drafts unfinished Eleven likers lurking Ten Canadians cackling Nine posts a posting Eight awards a mystery Seven spam comments Six views per day Five onion rings (blah!) Four … Continue reading

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Favourite Quotes (Day 1)

Ahoy, Mateys! Welcome aboard my ship, the SS Issippi. I am the Captain; you can call me Paul E. Parrot. I have no clue why I started this post like that, but it’s too late to change it! Let’s head … Continue reading

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Before, During, and Laughter

Hello out there, we’re on the air, it’s blogging night, tonight. Only a few of you will understand that reference. Anyway, this isn’t going to be a long post. I hope. This is just a completely pretentious and self-serving update … Continue reading

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