Tag Archives: Love

Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Colton) – Ep. 2

Welcome back to viewing notes for episode two of, Hey, Can I Talk To You? otherwise known as, The Bachelor. ~ We start out with a shirtless Colton filming a home video from his bed, telling us the first group date will be at … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Colton) – Ep. 1

Breathe it in, kids. Can you smell it? Ah, yes. Nothing like the smell of a wet driveway. As in the wet driveway at the Bachelor mansion, where single people go to be on TV and grow their personal brand, … Continue reading

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Synchronize

They put a timer on us at the start a lovely piece of hardware next to the magnet of our heart we may feel a push, but never feel a pull forever spinning with the wind careful not to spill … Continue reading

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Are You The One?

Woah, hold on. I can hear the alarms going off already. Let’s turn those off, remove the batteries, and not read too much into the title. Instead, let’s read into this post. Boom, word play. Drink it in. Raise your hand … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Finale

One rose. Two bros. One stays. One goes. Will they propose? Who knows? Grab your snack and hold your horses, no wait, that didn’t rhyme. Take two. Grab your tacos and hold your broncos, it’s time to hand out the … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Ep. 9

We are gathered here today to join Becca and three guys in Holy Mattress-mony. If there is anyone who thinks Becca should not go through with these fantasy suite dates, tweet now, or forever hold your phone in your hand. … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Ep. 8

You no longer have to wait, it’s Episode 8, bring on the hometown date, so we can learn their fate, and see if Tia goes, “Hey Becca, checkmate.” Welcome back to your favourite Bachelorette recap on the internet – I’m … Continue reading

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Last Place

The highway’s gone it’s not okay my empty words are blowing away the love is lost tell me which way I’m not sure how to smile today.

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The Dining Room

“It’s a quarter to twelve, and a nickel to five. It’s a quarter to twelve, and a nickel to five.” Ribble the waiter repeats this to himself as he walks into the dining room and gives a quarter to a … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Ep. 7

I just want to point out how cool it is knowing that people who don’t watch The Bachelorette, read these Viewing Notes and become invested in the show. Your comments – especially the ones from last week – are much … Continue reading

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