Tag Archives: Nature

Still

No matter where you go the sky is still the sky and you are still you with your feet beneath you so feel free to look up and down when your left and right get turned upside down.

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The Squirrel Chase

The other day, there were two squirrels (squirrli?) in my backyard. Both of them were, seemingly, minding their own business. And then one squirrel started chasing the other. It looked like something straight out of a Cops episode. I know why … Continue reading

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Snow

Falling slowly from the night sky, a soft parachute of beauty dances with the street light. Swaying from right to left, following the wind as it blows, looking for a place to rest. A soft brush silently covers the street. The road … Continue reading

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21 Animal Jokes

Do you guys know what a dromedary is? A dromedary is a camel with one hump on its back. “Drome” is pronounced “drama”. “Dary” is pronounced “dairy”. This is vital information. Remember this information. I said remember it! Now then, this … Continue reading

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Raccoon Watch 2015

Getting right into things, there was a raccoon on my neighbour’s roof tonight. What was it doing up there? I don’t know. It wasn’t accepting questions from the media. Instead of saying “raccoon” a hundred times throughout this post, I’m … Continue reading

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