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50 Thoughts XXX

Posted on January 10, 2020 by

1. Sometimes humour comes from a place of pain, like when I hit my funny bone on a door frame the other day. 2. I don’t trust squirrels. They’re either going to jump on my head, or untie my shoelaces, … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XXVII

Posted on May 27, 2019 by

1. Do the random, far-fetched scenarios you think about before falling asleep, ever actually happen in real life? 2. Famous people really love to complain on Twitter when their flight is delayed. I’m sorry all of your money has put … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XXV

Posted on February 6, 2019 by

1. I’ve never seen an episode of Spongebob, so when that whole Super Bowl halftime show controversy sailed over my head, I didn’t even know it flew over. 2. I also don’t know what a Travis Scott or a Big … Continue reading →

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8 Reasons Why Paul Likes Fall

Posted on September 24, 2018 by

Hi, I’m Paul. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, or in a different part of the world, you’ve probably realized that it is now Fall. Fall has sprung, as they say! No wait, that’s Spring… Let’s try this again. … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XIX

Posted on April 30, 2018 by

1. My newest comedy bit is: going up to my dad when he’s about to eat a pear and asking, “Do you want a pear, or just one?” 2. The horizon line of a vertical photo should be called the verizon … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XVIII

Posted on March 12, 2018 by

1. Sometimes, when people post a picture of their tattoo on social media, I can’t tell where it is located on their body. 2. If people in their twenties refer to themselves as, “twenty-something”, do 20-year-olds call themselves, “twenty-nothing”? 3. New … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XVI

Posted on December 23, 2017 by

1. It’s two days until Christmas and I still haven’t seen Home Alone or Mrs. Doubtfire yet this holiday season. 2. Shovelling snow is a workout. Everyone agree? Good. 3. Those of you who watch The Bachelor/ette will be happy to … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XV

Posted on November 14, 2017 by

1. People get so excited for “Patio Szn” and “Wedding Szn”. I’m thinking of creating a new “Szn” called “Bedding Szn”. Basically, we just nap. Who’s in? 2. The uppercase letter “G” is my least favourite letter to write. 3. I … Continue reading →

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My Favourite School Assignments

Posted on August 3, 2017 by

If there’s one regret I have for this blog, it’s that I didn’t start it while I was still in school. That’s not my fault though, I never even thought about starting a blog back then. But if I did, … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XII

Posted on July 19, 2017 by

1. I started watching Friends a week ago and realized I know a lot of people who are caricatures of one of the main six characters. 2. I am Chandler. 3. Ross and Monica kiss each other too much to be … Continue reading →

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