Tag Archives: Writing

How I Got To 500 Posts

The other day I received a notification from WordPress telling me that I had posted my 500th post. The notification came without bells, whistles, or cake. Can you believe that? Not even a cake! I’m not here to cry over … Continue reading

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Rest of Me

Nowhere to go nowhere to hide these pictures with smiles so wide what can I do where can I be have you seen the rest of me I have this gold star that shines so bright, right sit by the … Continue reading

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Columbus Blue Jackets 2017-18 Season Preview

When I think of the Columbus Blue Jackets, the first thing that comes to mind is the loud cannon that goes off every time they score a goal in their home arena. Apparently it’s obnoxious and startles people. Perfect! Then … Continue reading

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Colorado Avalanche 2017-18 Season Preview

I don’t know why the Colorado Avalanche were a complete and utter dumpster fire last season, but they were. Perhaps it all started going down the mountain before the first snow fall. Head Coach, Patrick Roy, resigned a month before … Continue reading

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Letting My Red Heart Show

It’s hard for me to explain how my brain works sometimes. The best way I can explain it is this: You know how in math class you always had to show your work, instead of just writing the final answer? … Continue reading

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Anaheim Ducks 2017-18 Season Preview

Legendary professional wrestler and “Woo!” enthusiast, Ric Flair, has said on multiple occasions, “To be the man, you gotta beat the man.” Well, for the last five seasons, the Anaheim Ducks have been “The Man” atop the Pacific Division of … Continue reading

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Coming Soon

I don’t normally do posts like this, where I tell you what blog posts to expect in the future. I normally just write them, post them, and go to sleep. But I feel this post is necessary. As you might … Continue reading

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Write Something Smart

I try not to go back and read my old blog posts. When I do, I find myself struggling to find the posts that make me feel smart. I see a bunch of posts where I’m cracking jokes and saying … Continue reading

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A Letter To Issa

Dear Issa, Hey there, Paul here. What’s up? How’s it hanging? How are you? What’s new? What’s the word, big bird? ‘Sup? Issa are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, Issa? I expect responses to each of those … Continue reading

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Livin’ On A Hair

Welcome back to the musical portion of this blog. What I’ve done today is take lyrics to “Livin’ On A Prayer” and turn them into something different, which casts a whole new meaning on the song. Don’t worry, I’ve done … Continue reading

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