Tag Archives: Sarcasm

Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette Ep. 9

Welcome back to another “Oh no, my ice cream is melting!” edition of The Bachelorette. They are in Dallas this week. Get it? Dallas…Heat…Ice cream go bye bye. ~ Rachel sees a future with the final three men. Someone should … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette Ep. 3

Have you ever had the feeling that a bug is watching you? No, just me? Alright. Let’s get started then. ~ We pick up where we left off last week – shamed Bowtie Bro member, DeMario, is back to do … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette Ep. 1

I’m back. You’re back. We’re all back. No need to ask why. So pack it up, pack it in. Let me begin. ~ The bachelorette this season is a woman named Rachel. Everyone say, “Don’t do it Hi, Rachel!” ~ Oh … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor Ep. 5

My BFF Meghan is joining me this week to provide some commentary on this week’s episode. You guys are getting two for the price of fun. That was a pun. Meghan’s notes are in bold. Mine aren’t. “I hate girl chat.” … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor Ep. 2

Back by popular demand (seriously), here are my viewing notes for this week’s episode of The Bachelor. Everyone get out your hot glue guns because some hearts are going to break tonight! I’ve already lost my mind. Here comes Chris … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor

Hi, my name is Paul, and I watch The Bachelor. If you’re not judging me right now, you should be. Do I care? Care rhymes with hair, which sits on my head. So no, I don’t care. I just made … Continue reading

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Wrapping Presents

Back when I was in high school, I told someone there was a difference between a present and a gift. I claimed that a present is something that is given to someone when they expect it, while a gift is something … Continue reading

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A Belated NBA Season Preview

I know, the NBA season began three days ago and you can’t technically have a preview after something has already started. Well, too bad! My blog, my rules. That’s where the word, “Belated” comes into play. Go eat a cantaloupe if … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts VI

1. Okay, enough is enough. We all know what the definition of “insanity” is by now. No need to keep repeating it. And no need to say, “that’s the definition of insanity” whenever the situation calls for it. WE KNOW. … Continue reading

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Paul Appreciation Day

If you didn’t know, now you do because today is the third annual Paul Appreciation Day! And if that’s too much of a mouthful, you can call it PAD. Two years ago while I was working at camp, I suggested … Continue reading

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