Category Archives: Food

What’s Yummy In Your Tummy?

Posted on April 6, 2017 by

I tried Honeydew Melon the other day. It had been sitting on the kitchen counter for about two days. I kept looking at it. It looked like a head. It looked like a pale cantaloupe. It looked like disappointment, just waiting … Continue reading →

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Steak Frights

Posted on March 2, 2017 by

Are we on? We are? Okay. Hi everybody, Chef Paulo here! We are back on the air after a long hate us. Thank you for… Stage Director: You mean, “hiatus”. We were on a long hiatus. Start over. No, I don’t. … Continue reading →

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How To Lose Weight Over The Holidays

Posted on January 5, 2017 by

That’s a catchy clickbait title, is it not? Too bad the holidays are over. Are they over? I lost track of what day it was as soon as we hit December 27. Is it 2018 yet? Are we on Mars? … Continue reading →

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Restaurant Mishaps

Posted on August 11, 2016 by

It’s safe to say that I’ve been to a restaurant or two, or nine hundred and fifty-six in my life. What can I say? Food is good. Paul eat food. Nom nom nom nom nom. What’s for dinner? But not … Continue reading →

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Paulo’s Kitchen: The Return

Posted on June 9, 2016 by

Paulo’s Kitchen is recorded in front of a live studio audience. The people in the audience are real. However, their ooh’s and aah’s may be exaggerated. And no, the camera does not add ten pounds; Paulo’s cooking might, though. To … Continue reading →

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The Day the Pasta Died

Posted on December 3, 2015 by

Go to the washroom, grab some popcorn, and gather around. It’s time for a story. And when I say “go to the washroom”, that is not an invitation to read this blog post on the toilet. Though, if you must, don’t eat … Continue reading →

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What’s Wrong With Vanilla?

Posted on September 15, 2015 by

I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream. You know, I’ve never understood that. Why do we have to scream for ice cream? Are we chasing an ice cream truck? If that’s the case, screaming “Ice Cream” won’t … Continue reading →

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Pancakes

Posted on June 22, 2015 by

Paulo’s Kitchen is recorded in front of a live studio audience. The people in the audience are real. However, their ooh’s and aah’s may be exaggerated. And no, the camera does not add ten pounds; Paulo’s cooking might, though. To be a member … Continue reading →

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Soup

Posted on June 5, 2015 by

Ever think of something to write about…and then you actually have to start typing…at which point you realize that it could be an unmitigated disaster? Well, this could be one of those posts. You’ve been warned. Hello, bonjour, bonjourno, hola, … Continue reading →

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I Eat Pizza, Donuts, and Cookies

Posted on May 5, 2015 by

The jig is up. You caught me. I eat pizza. I eat donuts. I eat cookies. Arrest me. Sue me. Put me in jail. Actually, don’t do any of those last three things. I just said them for comedic purposes. I … Continue reading →

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