Category Archives: Food

Paul Tries: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup

Posted on March 27, 2020 by

If you read my previous post, “What The Fork“, you’ll know that on Tuesday night, a fork stabbed me in the finger, as I was putting a bowl in the dishwasher. What I didn’t mention was that less than an … Continue reading →

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FED Talk: Foods I Like

Posted on March 5, 2020 by

Welcome back to another FED Talk, my name is still Paul. Last week, I shared a list of foods I’ve never had. As expected, most (all?) of you were shocked by some of the things I’ve never eaten. That is … Continue reading →

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Foods I’ve Never Had

Posted on February 27, 2020 by

Hello, my name is Paul, and welcome to my FED Talk. Please take a seat. Wait, why are you walking out with your chairs? That’s not what I meant! Come back! Sit. Stay. Good humans. Anyway, this is a judgment-free … Continue reading →

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Where Am I Supposed To Eat Now?

Posted on February 3, 2020 by

A few days ago, I found out that my favourite restaurant had closed down. Just like that. No warning. No emotional send off to the last piece of dessert on my plate. Nothing. It’s gone, forever. For privacy purposes, I … Continue reading →

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Where’s The (Roast) Beef?

Posted on October 20, 2019 by

Last Monday was Thanksgiving here in Canada, which means a lot of people ate turkey until they turned into one. Not me. I’m always a turkey. No idea why I said that or what it means, but let’s keep going. … Continue reading →

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Low Sodium Crackers

Posted on May 11, 2019 by

In Junior Kindergarten, my mom sent me to school with a container of Ritz Bits crackers and chopped up blocks of mozzarella cheese for snack time. There were always too many crackers and not enough cheese. So, being the problem … Continue reading →

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Spicy Food Mood

Posted on April 17, 2019 by

Don’t ask me why the word “mood” is in the title. I don’t have an answer for you. This is my 705th post, alright. By this point, the fingers type what they type and I have no control over them. … Continue reading →

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Yolk’s On You

Posted on April 9, 2019 by

Previously on Paulo’s Kitchen, Chef Paulo heated up meatballs in a pot and spotted a watermelon sitting in the audience, which turned out to be a chubby baby in a green onesie. Tonight, the chaos continues as Chef Paulo and … Continue reading →

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The Muffin Man

Posted on August 17, 2018 by

I’m not much of a dessert person. All those fancy, restaurant-quality dessert photos, that people post on social media, don’t impress me much. I don’t care for your squiggles of chocolate sauce, wiggles of caramel, and plops of whipped cream … Continue reading →

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Mamma Meatball!

Posted on May 16, 2018 by

Previously on Paulo’s Kitchen, Paulo finally got the upper hand on Cameraman Sam when he turned him into a Peanut Butter Samwich. Tonight, the battle rages on in front of a live studio audience as Chef Paulo makes meatballs. Will … Continue reading →

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