Category Archives: Fiction

NFL Prom 2024: Part 1

Posted on January 12, 2024 by Paul

In the week between the end of the regular season and the start of the playoffs, the NFL holds their annual prom. Each team sends one representative – normally the same one every year – to a banquet hall in … Continue reading →

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Home Cooking

Posted on April 17, 2020 by Paul

Paulo’s Kitchen is normally filmed in front of a live studio audience. However, due to the current state of the world, this episode of Paulo’s Kitchen will be filmed from Chef Paulo’s home. Cameraman Sam will also be there, via … Continue reading →

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How To Clean A Window

Posted on July 22, 2019 by Paul

Hey, what’s up everybody!? It’s ya boy, Paul E. Wally Windows here to teach you how to get your windows looking clean, pristine, and virtually unseen. So, don’t be a fillet, let’s scrub that dirt today! WHO’S READY TO WINDOW? … Continue reading →

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A Fantasy League of Her Own

Posted on May 2, 2019 by Paul

What if I told you that fantasy baseball wasn’t a fantasy? That the roster decisions you make and statistical outcomes you receive are very much real? What if I told you that frustration can be derived from something that is … Continue reading →

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Yolk’s On You

Posted on April 9, 2019 by Paul

Previously on Paulo’s Kitchen, Chef Paulo heated up meatballs in a pot and spotted a watermelon sitting in the audience, which turned out to be a chubby baby in a green onesie. Tonight, the chaos continues as Chef Paulo and … Continue reading →

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Call of the Wild Café

Posted on November 9, 2018 by Paul

It was opening night at the Call of the Wild Café. It was more of a traditional sit-down restaurant, than a café, but the owners hoped no one would really notice. The staff had worked tirelessly to prepare the inside … Continue reading →

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The Dining Room

Posted on July 12, 2018 by Paul

“It’s a quarter to twelve, and a nickel to five. It’s a quarter to twelve, and a nickel to five.” Ribble the waiter repeats this to himself as he walks into the dining room and gives a quarter to a … Continue reading →

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When The Phone Rings (Fiction)

Posted on October 30, 2016 by Paul

It was Halloween night in the town of Hicklebury. The college students living there called it, The Bury – where good grades go to die. It was the kind of town where the weekend started on Thursday and the seat next … Continue reading →

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The Squirrel Chase

Posted on April 26, 2016 by Paul

The other day, there were two squirrels (squirrli?) in my backyard. Both of them were, seemingly, minding their own business. And then one squirrel started chasing the other. It looked like something straight out of a Cops episode. I know why … Continue reading →

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It Was Probably Nothing

Posted on March 25, 2016 by Paul

NOTICE: This piece of fiction is the official sibling (it’s not a sequel; you’ll see what I mean) to my post from Wednesday – It Was Nothing. Which means, you must read that post first in order to understand what is … Continue reading →

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