Tag Archives: About Me

50 Thoughts XIII

Posted on August 22, 2017 by

1. Taking a t-shirt off after sweating in it is one of life’s most underrated difficulties. 2. What if aliens think we’re the aliens? 3. I recently realized that Diagon Alley from Harry Potter is basically the word “Diagonally”. 4. … Continue reading →

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You Gonna Eat That?

Posted on August 20, 2017 by

Let’s start this post off with a food fight, shall we? We shall. I don’t like onion rings. I don’t like sweet potato fries. I don’t like cantaloupe. I don’t like poutine. I’ve never had sushi. I’ve never had chocolate … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Suchie

Posted on August 16, 2017 by

Dear Suchie, Where do I even start with you?  You didn’t give me an outline of what to write to you about and I think that’s a good thing. If I didn’t know you well enough by now, then you’d … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Squid

Posted on August 15, 2017 by

Dear Calamari, Oh man, I’ve wanted to say that since the second you requested your letter. I’m sorry my infatuation with calamari got in the way of this. I’ll start over. Dear Squid, Do you like calamari? Do they have … Continue reading →

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A Captain’s Speech

Posted on August 11, 2017 by

It has come to my attention that in the four years I’ve had this blog, I’ve never actually posted a “captain’s speech”. I’m talking about a speech a captain would give to their team before a game. Sorry to burst … Continue reading →

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I’ll Take You To The Barber Shop

Posted on August 9, 2017 by

The average person gets their hair cut 378 times in their life. That was a lie. I have no idea. I ate some hair today. It was delicious. That was a lie. It was gross. What am I doing? Hi, … Continue reading →

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My Favourite School Assignments

Posted on August 3, 2017 by

If there’s one regret I have for this blog, it’s that I didn’t start it while I was still in school. That’s not my fault though, I never even thought about starting a blog back then. But if I did, … Continue reading →

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Pictures of You, Pictures of Me

Posted on August 2, 2017 by

My old university roommate once said something to me that was so brilliant, I’ll remember it for the rest of my life. He said, “Paul, do you want to go to McDonald’s?” He didn’t have to ask me twice, especially … Continue reading →

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I Am Sick

Posted on July 31, 2017 by

I don’t like my bed anymore. Since Friday night, I’ve been under the weather, as opposed to on top of it. Hey, I just understood why it’s called being on “Cloud 9”. You’re on top of the weather. I haven’t … Continue reading →

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Blogging 307

Posted on July 27, 2017 by

I got a fortune cookie today and the fortune read, “Someone is looking up to you. Don’t let that person down.” Well knock me over and help me up. I’ve felt that way a lot, whether it was from working … Continue reading →

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