Tag Archives: About Me

Trying

Hey, how will we say hello today I can wave my hand, like I’m leading a marching band Hey, can I talk to you I don’t know what to say, but I’ll say it anyway Hey, are you there I’m … Continue reading

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A Raker’s Dozen

I plan on making this a funny post, but I haven’t written a funny post in a really long time. So if my jokes fall flat, don’t step on them. They’re already flat. That was my first joke. I hear … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts XV

1. People get so excited for “Patio Szn” and “Wedding Szn”. I’m thinking of creating a new “Szn” called “Bedding Szn”. Basically, we just nap. Who’s in? 2. The uppercase letter “G” is my least favourite letter to write. 3. I … Continue reading

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Unapologetically Me?

Oh hi, didn’t see you there. Welcome back. I’m Paul, the blogger of this blog. However, I did not write the following post.  C’est vrai. This post was written by my friend, Neetu. She is not a blogger, so be … Continue reading

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Friends For How Long?

My high school prom was held the day after graduation, back in 2009. It was one final hurrah, before we all went our separate ways. You know, all those cliché phrases. If I’m honest, I would’ve rather been at home … Continue reading

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How I Got To 500 Posts

The other day I received a notification from WordPress telling me that I had posted my 500th post. The notification came without bells, whistles, or cake. Can you believe that? Not even a cake! I’m not here to cry over … Continue reading

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Woozy

I’ve never broken a bone. Knock on wood. I’ve never had an official nosebleed. Knock on wood. Outside of a torn ligament in my finger and some bruises, I’ve never really been injured. Knock on wood. I’m not a klutz. … Continue reading

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The Back of The Knee

Hi there. Paul here. Question. Answer…daily double. Sorry, it’s gonna be that kinda post. You know the section on your stats page that tells you what people type into a search engine to find your blog? Yeah? Yeah? Alright, well … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts XIV

1. In a perfect world, all french fries would be the same length. 2. Every time I open a new pack of tennis balls, I just stand there sniffing them. This sounded less creepy in my head. 3. Last year I predicted … Continue reading

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I Saw It

I did something last Monday that I haven’t done in five years. Quick, think in your head what that might be. Some of you already know, so in your case, act stupid. It shouldn’t be hard. Sorry! That was a … Continue reading

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