Tag Archives: About Me

50 Thoughts XXX

Posted on January 10, 2020 by

1. Sometimes humour comes from a place of pain, like when I hit my funny bone on a door frame the other day. 2. I don’t trust squirrels. They’re either going to jump on my head, or untie my shoelaces, … Continue reading →

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Drippy, Droopy, and Loopy

Posted on January 5, 2020 by

I love writing blog posts when I’m sick. Who knows what I’ll say? Who knows what’ll happen? Maybe my nose drips on the keyboard and my index finger slides off one letter and onto another, creating a word that I … Continue reading →

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Share Your Blog 2020

Posted on January 2, 2020 by

Hello out there, it’s time to share! As bloggers, community is everything. We sit here and type out our precious thoughts, as if we’re talking to ourselves, but then we realize someone, who lives in a faraway place where they … Continue reading →

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It Started In 2010

Posted on December 30, 2019 by

Time is not always fair. It can make you wait, or it can make you miss. Somewhere in between those two events is what we call the present. It is right now. And now. And now. And now. It is … Continue reading →

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I Engaged My Core

Posted on December 5, 2019 by

Everyone always says you should engage your core, but they also say you should marry your best friend…..so, that’s confusing. Aren’t we supposed to pick one? Do they each get a ring? In search of answers, I decided to do … Continue reading →

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The Toothbrush Triplets

Posted on November 20, 2019 by

That sounds like a good title for an animated horror film, doesn’t it? I always worry I’m putting my best – Grade A ideas on this blog and when the day comes for me to make money off them, I … Continue reading →

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I Think My Favourite Colour Is Red

Posted on November 6, 2019 by

While doing “research” for this blog post, I uncovered some startling truths. But first, I must write a coherent introduction so I don’t just come out and scream, “THEY DISCONTINUED LAURENTIEN PENCIL CRAYONS?” and you all look at your screen … Continue reading →

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Where’s The (Roast) Beef?

Posted on October 20, 2019 by

Last Monday was Thanksgiving here in Canada, which means a lot of people ate turkey until they turned into one. Not me. I’m always a turkey. No idea why I said that or what it means, but let’s keep going. … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XXIX

Posted on October 15, 2019 by

1. Technology is getting too complicated and unnecessary. I don’t want a new update every two weeks – I want it to be perfect the first time, and I want it to last for 20 years like my Nintendo 64. … Continue reading →

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Not September

Posted on October 2, 2019 by

Did you ever stay home from school for three days in a row because you were sick? Then you go back on the fourth day and the random kids, who you weren’t really friends with, ask you where you’ve been … Continue reading →

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