Tag Archives: Humor

The Captain’s Quiz 4: Under Your Bed

Posted on October 20, 2021 by Paul

Happy spooks and kooks, all you fools, ghouls, goblins, Batmans, and Robins! Welcome to a special Halloween edition of The Captain’s Quiz! It may be my least favourite holiday – outside of the horror films and Halloweentown; hmm maybe I … Continue reading →

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Big Shiny Tunes 5

Posted on August 17, 2021 by Paul

It’s the review you’ve been waiting 21 years for! Okay, maybe not. In fact, I’m not even sure this is going to be a review. It’s more like, I’m going to listen to every song on this CD in front … Continue reading →

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The Blogger Games

Posted on July 21, 2021 by Paul

Let’s try something new. You read my blog. You like. You comment. You participate in my quizzes. You have fun. I said, you have fun! But how well do you actually know me? That’s what we are here to find … Continue reading →

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First Time Watching: Suicide Squad

Posted on July 19, 2021 by Paul

Do other people watch movies and think to themselves, “what is this movie even about?” or is it just me? I swear, I have done that many times over the course of this, “First Time Watching” blog series. Do I … Continue reading →

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The Captain’s Quiz 3: The Escape Quiz (RESULTS)

Posted on July 13, 2021 by Paul

The time has come to crown the winner of The Captain’s Quiz 3: The Escape Quiz. Are you ready to escape? Good. This was a wild one. Let’s get right to it. The Challengers Sabrina – Not-so-teenage WitchBoot scootin’ Ben … Continue reading →

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The Captain’s Quiz 3: The Escape Quiz

Posted on July 6, 2021 by Paul

Okay, I think you have all waited long enough. It’s quiz time! As you can tell from the title, this is: The Escape Quiz. Yes, it was inspired by the third movie in The Santa Clause series. Our reigning, defending … Continue reading →

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Beyond The Blog: 8 Years of The Captain’s Speech

Posted on June 23, 2021 by Paul

To commemorate the 8th anniversary of The Captain’s Speech, I sat down with a film crew to answer some questions related to my blogging experience. Unfortunately, they lost all the footage, but not before transcribing it! Convenient, I know. This … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XXXVII

Posted on June 7, 2021 by Paul

1. For some reason, I thought the Friends reunion was going to be a new slate of episodes, featuring all of the celebrities they had announced. 2. What’s a food that sounds good and looks good, but doesn’t live up … Continue reading →

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First Time Watching: Pitch Perfect 3

Posted on April 21, 2021 by Paul

Well, this was a movie. I don’t even know where to begin. I feel like I’m on the Long Answer section of an exam and can’t muster up the energy to answer a question that’s worth 20 marks. Maybe I’ll … Continue reading →

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Food Findings with Chef Paulo

Posted on April 17, 2021 by Paul

Bonjour and hello! This is Chef Paulo coming to you live from my kitchen for the first time since this day, last year. They shut down my Paulo’s Kitchen studio, fired my staff, took away my sponsors, and said we … Continue reading →

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