Tag Archives: Humor

The Dining Room

“It’s a quarter to twelve, and a nickel to five. It’s a quarter to twelve, and a nickel to five.” Ribble the waiter repeats this to himself as he walks into the dining room and gives a quarter to a … Continue reading

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Brain Landfill

Good evening. Technically, it’s morning, but I’m wearing a retainer in my mouth and talking like Dracula is the only way for words to come out without the accompaniment of saliva. Otherwise, I’m Daffy Duck, but with underwear. I don’t … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Ep. 7

I just want to point out how cool it is knowing that people who don’t watch The Bachelorette, read these Viewing Notes and become invested in the show. Your comments – especially the ones from last week – are much … Continue reading

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John Tavares is a Toronto Maple Leaf

…there’s a party goin’ on right here, a celebration to last throughout the years, so bring your good times, and your laughter too, we gonna celebrate your party with you, come on now, celebrat… Oh, hi! Didn’t see you there. … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Ep. 6

Happy heat wave to you and yours. I’m joined once again this week by Cass! Only one of us can recognize the country songs on this show, so get your bets in now, the answer will be revealed shortly. Cass’ … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts XXII

1. Is that a skunk smell coming through my window, or is it just really muggy outside? This is a question I ask myself at least once a week. Then I sniff around like a police dog. 2. There’s just something … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Ep. 5

Hey, why did the bachelorette run out of roses? Because she gave out a bunch to guys who are only there to provide entertainment for the viewers! HAHA! That was a test. If you laughed at that joke, I’m worried … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Ep. 4

Do you smell that? Don’t worry, you will soon because it was a fragrant episode of The Bachelorette last night. I’m glad to be joined again this week by our in-house fashion critic and Blake supporter, Cass! Her thoughts will appear in … Continue reading

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I Look Friendly

I’ve written before about how strangers come up to me in public places and strike up a conversation. Well, it happened again. That’s right kids, it’s story time! So make sure you’re sitting somewhere comfortable – may I suggest your … Continue reading

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The Formula 1 Season So Far

Vroom vroom, mes amis! I had intended to write this post last week, but I’ve been in a writing rut lately, so here it is a week late and $7 short. Get it? Because when you’re a day late, you’re … Continue reading

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