Tag Archives: Humor

The Blogger Games

Let’s try something new. You read my blog. You like. You comment. You participate in my quizzes. You have fun. I said, you have fun! But how well do you actually know me? That’s what we are here to find … Continue reading

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First Time Watching: Suicide Squad

Do other people watch movies and think to themselves, “what is this movie even about?” or is it just me? I swear, I have done that many times over the course of this, “First Time Watching” blog series. Do I … Continue reading

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The Captain’s Quiz 3: The Escape Quiz (RESULTS)

The time has come to crown the winner of The Captain’s Quiz 3: The Escape Quiz. Are you ready to escape? Good. This was a wild one. Let’s get right to it. The Challengers Sabrina – Not-so-teenage WitchBoot scootin’ Ben … Continue reading

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The Captain’s Quiz 3: The Escape Quiz

Okay, I think you have all waited long enough. It’s quiz time! As you can tell from the title, this is: The Escape Quiz. Yes, it was inspired by the third movie in The Santa Clause series. Our reigning, defending … Continue reading

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Beyond The Blog: 8 Years of The Captain’s Speech

To commemorate the 8th anniversary of The Captain’s Speech, I sat down with a film crew to answer some questions related to my blogging experience. Unfortunately, they lost all the footage, but not before transcribing it! Convenient, I know. This … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts XXXVII

1. For some reason, I thought the Friends reunion was going to be a new slate of episodes, featuring all of the celebrities they had announced. 2. What’s a food that sounds good and looks good, but doesn’t live up … Continue reading

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First Time Watching: Pitch Perfect 3

Well, this was a movie. I don’t even know where to begin. I feel like I’m on the Long Answer section of an exam and can’t muster up the energy to answer a question that’s worth 20 marks. Maybe I’ll … Continue reading

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Food Findings with Chef Paulo

Bonjour and hello! This is Chef Paulo coming to you live from my kitchen for the first time since this day, last year. They shut down my Paulo’s Kitchen studio, fired my staff, took away my sponsors, and said we … Continue reading

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First Time Watching: Pitch Perfect 2

The phrase, “First is the worst, second is the best” doesn’t always hold true when it comes to movie sequels. I think about the Harry Potter series and how I always liked the “voyage to Hogwarts” aspect of the early … Continue reading

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First Time Watching: Pitch Perfect

Whenever I hear about Pitch Perfect or Fever Pitch, it takes me a second to decipher which movie has Drew Barrymore illegally running across the field at Fenway Park to Jimmy Fallon, and which one is about singing. This post … Continue reading

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