Tag Archives: Identity

50 Thoughts XIV

1. In a perfect world, all french fries would be the same length. 2. Every time I open a new pack of tennis balls, I just stand there sniffing them. This sounded less creepy in my head. 3. Last year I predicted … Continue reading

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Broken Record

One two three will you count with me I’m already painting what used to be and now I’m caught living in an afterthought Maybe you can fill in the gaps with pieces that look like they fitmaybe I can fill in … Continue reading

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Letting My Red Heart Show

It’s hard for me to explain how my brain works sometimes. The best way I can explain it is this: You know how in math class you always had to show your work, instead of just writing the final answer? … Continue reading

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Coming Soon

I don’t normally do posts like this, where I tell you what blog posts to expect in the future. I normally just write them, post them, and go to sleep. But I feel this post is necessary. As you might … Continue reading

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Peanut Butter Samwich

The following episode of Paulo’s Kitchen is dedicated to my friend, Ely, who is bracing for the impact of Hurricane Irma. Stay safe, Ely. Previously on Paulo’s Kitchen, Cameraman Sam got under Paulo’s skin during filming. “Up shut it, Samson!” “Shut … Continue reading

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A Letter To Barb

Dear Barb, I already know the first word you’re going to say in your mind when you realize I’ve written your letter.  “Finally” That was the word, right? You’ve only made me feel bad about not writing your letter for … Continue reading

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Today is my birthday. You know what, I don’t know if I want to write this post anymore. It’s just so self-serving. No one on WordPress is notified when it’s a blogger’s birthday. We have to notify everyone else, ourselves. … Continue reading

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When An Arena Gets A New Name

In Grade 4, I gave a speech on the Air Canada Centre. However, I forgot to mention there was a chance that Air Canada would lose the naming rights after their 20-year contract was up. My apologies. Yesterday, Maple Leaf … Continue reading

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Broken, Useless Stuff

Nothing sticks to the wall anymore I look for tape, but the roll comes up empty My boat, well, it has another hole in it And my bucket is looking to adopt a few of its own I found my … Continue reading

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I Don’t Know What Title To Give This Post About Music

I once made the mistake of asking for song recommendations on Twitter. All I got were replies and messages from people I had never heard of, who were trying to promote their own music. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate … Continue reading

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