Tag Archives: Humour

Feeding Frenzy

Posted on May 22, 2019 by

My blog friend Suchie sent me a message all the way from India to request that I write a song about pizza, donuts, and coffee. I don’t drink coffee, I haven’t had a donut since 2018 (I think), but I … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Hannah) – Ep. 2

Posted on May 21, 2019 by

Welcome back to another life-changing edition of viewing notes for episode two of The Bachelorette. This week, we learn the ABCs of love which DEF-initely brings out the alpha-bet obsessed nature of one contestant, while another contestant is just plain … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Hannah) – Ep. 1

Posted on May 14, 2019 by

It’s only been two months since The Bachelor ended. In that time, Hannah B. went on a journey to find love and brought a camera crew with her. Now, it’s time to roll tide the footage and let the world … Continue reading →

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Game 7

Posted on May 12, 2019 by

I woke up it’s Game 7, I’ll wait until 11, just to see if the Raptors have won. I think they got a lot of hope, but I never know for sure, what’s another year full of nope, when you’re spending every … Continue reading →

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Listening To Popular Songs For The First Time

Posted on May 7, 2019 by

I like to think I know a little bit about a lot of things. However, when it comes to popular songs of today, I am…I am…I am trying to avoid the “fish out of water” analogy, so give me a … Continue reading →

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A Fantasy League of Her Own

Posted on May 2, 2019 by

What if I told you that fantasy baseball wasn’t a fantasy? That the roster decisions you make and statistical outcomes you receive are very much real? What if I told you that frustration can be derived from something that is … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XXVI

Posted on April 29, 2019 by

1. Selfie sticks used to flip burgers in their former life. 2. I heard on Jimmy Kimmel Live that schools are replacing analog clocks with digital clocks because kids can’t read them. Gee, if only there was a place kids … Continue reading →

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How Original?

Posted on April 26, 2019 by

Hey there, Paul here. I am the blogger and part-time scarecrow of this blog. Don’t worry, that was just a veiled threat at the bird community. Have to keep them honest, so they don’t disturb the crop of blog posts … Continue reading →

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Toronto Raptors – Round 1

Posted on April 13, 2019 by

The Toronto Raptors are in the NBA Playoffs for the sixth year in a row. Normally, I’m a bit nervous for them and their chances of progressing into deeper rounds, but not this year. I’m about as optimistic as a … Continue reading →

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F1: Drive To Survive

Posted on March 17, 2019 by

It’s nine o’clock (and 56 minutes) on a Saturday, and I have three hours to kill before the first race of the Formula One season takes place in Melbourne, Australia. Could I record it and watch it in the morning? … Continue reading →

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