Tag Archives: Humour

A Bunch of Stuff

I don’t really have one thing to say, I have a lot of things to say. And I’m warning you now, this may come across as a rant. Also, I have a headache right now. And my right eye is … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts XIV

1. In a perfect world, all french fries would be the same length. 2. Every time I open a new pack of tennis balls, I just stand there sniffing them. This sounded less creepy in my head. 3. Last year I predicted … Continue reading

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Letting My Red Heart Show

It’s hard for me to explain how my brain works sometimes. The best way I can explain it is this: You know how in math class you always had to show your work, instead of just writing the final answer? … Continue reading

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A Letter To Barb

Dear Barb, I already know the first word you’re going to say in your mind when you realize I’ve written your letter.  “Finally” That was the word, right? You’ve only made me feel bad about not writing your letter for … Continue reading

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Today is my birthday. You know what, I don’t know if I want to write this post anymore. It’s just so self-serving. No one on WordPress is notified when it’s a blogger’s birthday. We have to notify everyone else, ourselves. … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts XIII

1. Taking a t-shirt off after sweating in it is one of life’s most underrated difficulties. 2. What if aliens think we’re the aliens? 3. I recently realized that Diagon Alley from Harry Potter is basically the word “Diagonally”. 4. … Continue reading

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You Gonna Eat That?

Let’s start this post off with a food fight, shall we? We shall. I don’t like onion rings. I don’t like sweet potato fries. I don’t like cantaloupe. I don’t like poutine. I’ve never had sushi. I’ve never had chocolate … Continue reading

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A Letter To Suchie

Dear Suchie, Where do I even start with you?  You didn’t give me an outline of what to write to you about and I think that’s a good thing. If I didn’t know you well enough by now, then you’d … Continue reading

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A Letter To Squid

Dear Calamari, Oh man, I’ve wanted to say that since the second you requested your letter. I’m sorry my infatuation with calamari got in the way of this. I’ll start over. Dear Squid, Do you like calamari? Do they have … Continue reading

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A Letter To Issa

Dear Issa, Hey there, Paul here. What’s up? How’s it hanging? How are you? What’s new? What’s the word, big bird? ‘Sup? Issa are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, Issa? I expect responses to each of those … Continue reading

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