Tag Archives: Relationships

Bits and Pieces

Take a look over your left shoulder you’ll find me there your worry holder and I’ll be there if you need me now because if you need me now then now will never end It’s the little things you hope … Continue reading

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The Bags We Carry

There once was a man who went grocery shopping once a week. He would park his car in the lot and head inside with his bags. Up and down the aisles he went grabbing all the food he wanted while striking up … Continue reading

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W Day

Here’s a rant. Today is W Day. Not because it’s Wednesday – I’m far more clever than that. But because yesterday was V Day. I’m just following the alphabet. Which means tomorrow is X Day, so get your tissues ready. … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor Ep. 5

My BFF Meghan is joining me this week to provide some commentary on this week’s episode. You guys are getting two for the price of fun. That was a pun. Meghan’s notes are in bold. Mine aren’t. “I hate girl chat.” … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor Ep. 4

You know the drill. Dignity; door. Get in here. “The drama continues”, says Chris Harrison, in case you were worried “the most dramatic show on TV” had run out of drama. Corinne is sleeping again but she’s smiling really aggressively. … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor Ep. 3

Yeah, I’m doing this again. Someone should check on my well-being. Nick calls a team huddle to tell them that he and Liz had met at a wedding (whaaaat?) nine months ago. The girls are upset about it because they … Continue reading

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Mississippi

The chill I felt that day is still warm I am staring at myself but there is no mirror No one is moving and I cannot hear A hood blocks out the noise A single tear breaks the silence Who … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor Ep. 2

Back by popular demand (seriously), here are my viewing notes for this week’s episode of The Bachelor. Everyone get out your hot glue guns because some hearts are going to break tonight! I’ve already lost my mind. Here comes Chris … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor

Hi, my name is Paul, and I watch The Bachelor. If you’re not judging me right now, you should be. Do I care? Care rhymes with hair, which sits on my head. So no, I don’t care. I just made … Continue reading

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A Letter to Paul (Reblog)

Originally posted on For The Love Of Sass:
The other day I had the amazing honor of waking up to a letter from my favorite blogger, Paul. Mind you I have waited for this letter for like 5 months. That’s…

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