Tag Archives: Food

The Blogger Games II – Week 1

Posted on February 7, 2022 by Paul

Last summer, I started The Blogger Games on my blog, which was a five-week competition where I asked multiple choice questions about myself and encouraged you to answer them. There were medals and rivalries – it was great. Well, I … Continue reading →

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The Blogger Games – Week 1

Posted on July 28, 2021 by Paul

Welcome to Week 1 of The Blogger Games! Over the next five weeks, you and your fellow bloggers will compete in a series of gruelling competitions known as, multiple choice questions about me. Some will win, some will lose, some … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XXXIII

Posted on May 19, 2020 by Paul

1. Food trucks should drive around neighbourhoods but, instead of playing music to alert people, the driver uses a microphone to announce what foods they have onboard. Imagine hearing, “FRIES! PULLED PORK SANDWICHES! CAESAR SALAD!” coming down your street. 2. I … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XXXII

Posted on April 20, 2020 by Paul

1. Kids these days will never experience finding 25 cents in a payphone, only for their parents to ask them, sternly, “Do know how many germs are on those phones!?” 2. The song, “Mr. Roboto”, doesn’t really get going until the … Continue reading →

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What The Fork

Posted on March 26, 2020 by Paul

This all happened two days ago. I say that as if days are even a thing anymore. We’re just living from tweet to tweet, at this point. Anyway, if today is Thursday, then the following events took place on Tuesday … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XXXI

Posted on March 19, 2020 by Paul

1. Last week, a guy on the radio said people were stocking up on toilet paper and onion powder. Is onion powder a substitute for baby powder? What am I missing here? 2. When people go on Shark Tank and say … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XXVIII

Posted on July 11, 2019 by Paul

1. Desk chairs must hate sitting at a desk all day. Some probably wish they were patio furniture, while the free spirit desk chairs want to be folding chairs that travel the world on concert tours. 2. What do you call … Continue reading →

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Feeding Frenzy

Posted on May 22, 2019 by Paul

My blog friend Suchie sent me a message all the way from India to request that I write a song about pizza, donuts, and coffee. I don’t drink coffee, I haven’t had a donut since 2018 (I think), but I … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XXVI

Posted on April 29, 2019 by Paul

1. Selfie sticks used to flip burgers in their former life. 2. I heard on Jimmy Kimmel Live that schools are replacing analog clocks with digital clocks because kids can’t read them. Gee, if only there was a place kids … Continue reading →

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Yolk’s On You

Posted on April 9, 2019 by Paul

Previously on Paulo’s Kitchen, Chef Paulo heated up meatballs in a pot and spotted a watermelon sitting in the audience, which turned out to be a chubby baby in a green onesie. Tonight, the chaos continues as Chef Paulo and … Continue reading →

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