Category Archives: 50 Thoughts

50 Thoughts XXV

Posted on February 6, 2019 by

1. I’ve never seen an episode of Spongebob, so when that whole Super Bowl halftime show controversy sailed over my head, I didn’t even know it flew over. 2. I also don’t know what a Travis Scott or a Big … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XXIV (Holiday Edition)

Posted on December 24, 2018 by

1. When I was 5, I was coming out of a store at the mall with my mom, and Santa’s throne was straight ahead. We made eye contact and he waved at me. I waved back. If I remember correctly, … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XXIII

Posted on September 12, 2018 by

1. Why did the driver feel cramped? Because it was in a golf bag. 2. I finished Gilmore Girls yesterday. I’m currently winding myself up for a blog post about it. 3. I am completely addicted to football. Somebody check my ID because … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XXII

Posted on June 28, 2018 by

1. Is that a skunk smell coming through my window, or is it just really muggy outside? This is a question I ask myself at least once a week. Then I sniff around like a police dog. 2. There’s just something … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts: 2018 NHL Draft

Posted on June 22, 2018 by

The first 31 thoughts will follow the draft order and pertain to the team picking at each position. Thoughts 32-50 won’t follow the draft order and will be about anything.  1. It’s no secret that Buffalo is taking Rasmus Dahlin. He’ll … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts: 2018 NBA Draft

Posted on June 21, 2018 by

I love the NBA Draft. It’s so much fun. I did this for last year’s draft, it’s the only way to focus my thoughts. Enjoy. The first 30 thoughts will follow the draft order and pertain to the team picking … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XIX

Posted on April 30, 2018 by

1. My newest comedy bit is: going up to my dad when he’s about to eat a pear and asking, “Do you want a pear, or just one?” 2. The horizon line of a vertical photo should be called the verizon … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XVIII

Posted on March 12, 2018 by

1. Sometimes, when people post a picture of their tattoo on social media, I can’t tell where it is located on their body. 2. If people in their twenties refer to themselves as, “twenty-something”, do 20-year-olds call themselves, “twenty-nothing”? 3. New … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XVII

Posted on January 24, 2018 by

1. Do you ever just pause for a moment and remind yourself that game show contestants in the 80s were so happy to learn that a brand new luggage set was the grand prize? Because I do. 2. Is there … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XVI

Posted on December 23, 2017 by

1. It’s two days until Christmas and I still haven’t seen Home Alone or Mrs. Doubtfire yet this holiday season. 2. Shovelling snow is a workout. Everyone agree? Good. 3. Those of you who watch The Bachelor/ette will be happy to … Continue reading →

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