Category Archives: 50 Thoughts

50 Thoughts XXVI

1. Selfie sticks used to flip burgers in their former life. 2. I heard on Jimmy Kimmel Live that schools are replacing analog clocks with digital clocks because kids can’t read them. Gee, if only there was a place kids … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts XXV

1. I’ve never seen an episode of Spongebob, so when that whole Super Bowl halftime show controversy sailed over my head, I didn’t even know it flew over. 2. I also don’t know what a Travis Scott or a Big … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts XXIV (Holiday Edition)

1. When I was 5, I was coming out of a store at the mall with my mom, and Santa’s throne was straight ahead. We made eye contact and he waved at me. I waved back. If I remember correctly, … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts XXIII

1. Why did the driver feel cramped? Because it was in a golf bag. 2. I finished Gilmore Girls yesterday. I’m currently winding myself up for a blog post about it. 3. I am completely addicted to football. Somebody check my ID because … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts XXII

1. Is that a skunk smell coming through my window, or is it just really muggy outside? This is a question I ask myself at least once a week. Then I sniff around like a police dog. 2. There’s just something … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts: 2018 NHL Draft

The first 31 thoughts will follow the draft order and pertain to the team picking at each position. Thoughts 32-50 won’t follow the draft order and will be about anything.  1. It’s no secret that Buffalo is taking Rasmus Dahlin. He’ll … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts: 2018 NBA Draft

I love the NBA Draft. It’s so much fun. I did this for last year’s draft, it’s the only way to focus my thoughts. Enjoy. The first 30 thoughts will follow the draft order and pertain to the team picking … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts XIX

1. My newest comedy bit is: going up to my dad when he’s about to eat a pear and asking, “Do you want a pear, or just one?” 2. The horizon line of a vertical photo should be called the verizon … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts XVIII

1. Sometimes, when people post a picture of their tattoo on social media, I can’t tell where it is located on their body. 2. If people in their twenties refer to themselves as, “twenty-something”, do 20-year-olds call themselves, “twenty-nothing”? 3. New … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts XVII

1. Do you ever just pause for a moment and remind yourself that game show contestants in the 80s were so happy to learn that a brand new luggage set was the grand prize? Because I do. 2. Is there … Continue reading

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