Category Archives: 50 Thoughts

50 Thoughts IX

Posted on February 27, 2017 by

1. If I am ever a contestant on The Price is Right and they reveal a drum kit as a prize, or something else I don’t want, you’ll be able to see the disappointment on my face. The cameras will hate it. … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts VIII

Posted on January 16, 2017 by

1. I am the type of person who you’d assume eats the end piece of a loaf of bread. I don’t. I treat it poorly, just like the rest of you. 2. A good chocolate chip cookie is hard to find these … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts VII

Posted on December 19, 2016 by

1. If someone doesn’t tuck their chair in upon leaving the food court, I will stare at them until I can’t see them anymore. It’s my way of being disappointed in society without causing a scene. 2. Did the phrase “bury the … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts VI

Posted on October 6, 2016 by

1. Okay, enough is enough. We all know what the definition of “insanity” is by now. No need to keep repeating it. And no need to say, “that’s the definition of insanity” whenever the situation calls for it. WE KNOW. … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts V

Posted on August 1, 2016 by

1. One of my biggest fears is that an emergency situation will arise that will require me to run away from wherever I am, but both my legs and feet will be asleep. Therefore, I won’t be able to move. Terrifying … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts IV

Posted on July 1, 2016 by

1. I could be in the vast minority here, but I feel that it’s only a matter of time before the phrase “single like a Pringle” turns into “single like a T. Swift jingle”. It’s gonna happen. Trust me. 2. … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts III

Posted on May 1, 2016 by

1. When celebrities say they always have fans coming up to them wherever they go, I don’t believe them. Celebrities don’t mingle with peasants. Their security team would never allow that. Ain’t nobody walking up to Morgan Freeman in the produce … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts II

Posted on April 1, 2016 by

1. I have a bad feeling that a few decades from now we’re all going to have some sort of disease or ailment and the cause will be an over consumption of technology. 2. In school, I was always really … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts

Posted on March 2, 2016 by

1. The new dance known as “the dab” is all the rage these days. However, it’s not new at all. We’ve just always referred to it as “sneezing into your sleeve”. The youth of today have no manners, I guess. 2. … Continue reading →

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