Category Archives: Humour

Do You Want A Cupcake?

Posted on March 29, 2017 by

When I was a kid, someone told me that thunder is caused by angels bowling in heaven. I thought that explained a lot. I also thought it was a bit rude, but who am I to suggest a tame game … Continue reading →

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Come Talk To Me

Posted on January 9, 2017 by

I like to think of myself as an approachable individual – someone who strangers feel comfortable striking up a conversation with. And I don’t say that as a vague, blanket statement that most people use to compliment themselves. I say that because … Continue reading →

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Watch Where You’re Going

Posted on December 27, 2016 by

I held off on this post because I didn’t want to ruin anyone’s holiday cheer. I didn’t participate in Boxing Day, but I can only imagine the bulls that were unleashed in china shops and shopping malls, alike. So I’m … Continue reading →

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Wrapping Presents

Posted on December 23, 2016 by

Back when I was in high school, I told someone there was a difference between a present and a gift. I claimed that a present is something that is given to someone when they expect it, while a gift is something … Continue reading →

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A Good Old Fashioned Rant

Posted on December 12, 2016 by

I have something I need to get off my chest because I like to sleep on my stomach, so if I don’t do this now, I’m going to sleep like a dog draped over a yoga ball tonight and that … Continue reading →

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For Pizza

Posted on December 10, 2016 by

What would you do for the ones you love? Would you put on warm clothes and walk twenty minutes outside in -4 degree Celsius weather with snow blowing in your face as you travel along five streets and two intersections just … Continue reading →

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A Comment From Another Paul

Posted on October 22, 2016 by

I received a comment the other day on my post, I Took Notes During The Third Presidential Debate, that was too good not to share. It was composed by a blogger named, Paul. Not me, but another one. I know, two Pauls … Continue reading →

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The Shuttle Bus

Posted on September 28, 2016 by

This past weekend, I attended a baseball game in Toronto which meant I had to take the subway downtown. Unfortunately, the subway was closed for maintenance work. Thus, shuttle busses were deployed. It was fun, really. Lots of smelly, sweaty, … Continue reading →

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Paul Appreciation Day

Posted on August 21, 2016 by

If you didn’t know, now you do because today is the third annual Paul Appreciation Day! And if that’s too much of a mouthful, you can call it PAD. Two years ago while I was working at camp, I suggested … Continue reading →

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I Had A Dream My iPhone Was Possessed

Posted on August 16, 2016 by

I took a nap today to recharge my batteries because I’m a robot. Yes, I slept next to the electrical outlet. How else do you think a person robot recharges their batteries? Anyways, I was only out like a light (keeping … Continue reading →

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