Tag Archives: Thoughts

A Letter To Suchie

Dear Suchie, Where do I even start with you?  You didn’t give me an outline of what to write to you about and I think that’s a good thing. If I didn’t know you well enough by now, then you’d … Continue reading

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A Letter To Squid

Dear Calamari, Oh man, I’ve wanted to say that since the second you requested your letter. I’m sorry my infatuation with calamari got in the way of this. I’ll start over. Dear Squid, Do you like calamari? Do they have … Continue reading

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A Captain’s Speech

It has come to my attention that in the four years I’ve had this blog, I’ve never actually posted a “captain’s speech”. I’m talking about a speech a captain would give to their team before a game. Sorry to burst … Continue reading

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A Letter To Issa

Dear Issa, Hey there, Paul here. What’s up? How’s it hanging? How are you? What’s new? What’s the word, big bird? ‘Sup? Issa are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, Issa? I expect responses to each of those … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette Finale

I don’t know how we got here, but it’s finale night. Let’s get this piñata in the air and start swinging, shall we? It’s down to three guys with generic names: Bryan, Peter, and Eric. ~ Bryan is the kind of … Continue reading

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Turkey Bagel

Ciao! Bonjour! And hello! Welcome back to another award-winning edition of Paulo’s Kitchen! Talkative Camera Man, Sam: We’ve never won an award. Up shut it, Samson! Where was I? Oh yeah…I am Chef Paulo and this is my kitchen! Hey … Continue reading

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Livin’ On A Hair

Welcome back to the musical portion of this blog. What I’ve done today is take lyrics to “Livin’ On A Prayer” and turn them into something different, which casts a whole new meaning on the song. Don’t worry, I’ve done … Continue reading

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My Favourite School Assignments

If there’s one regret I have for this blog, it’s that I didn’t start it while I was still in school. That’s not my fault though, I never even thought about starting a blog back then. But if I did, … Continue reading

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Pictures of You, Pictures of Me

My old university roommate once said something to me that was so brilliant, I’ll remember it for the rest of my life. He said, “Paul, do you want to go to McDonald’s?” He didn’t have to ask me twice, especially … Continue reading

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I Am Sick

I don’t like my bed anymore. Since Friday night, I’ve been under the weather, as opposed to on top of it. Hey, I just understood why it’s called being on “Cloud 9”. You’re on top of the weather. I haven’t … Continue reading

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