Tag Archives: Thoughts

Somewhere Else, Tonight

Posted on September 18, 2018 by

It all comes down, eventually the tape, the nail, the paint everything can be put in a box here, use this bag we will hide the things you do not need in drawers, in closets, in the back of your … Continue reading →

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I Finished Watching Gilmore Girls

Posted on September 14, 2018 by

Previously on, “Paul blogs about Gilmore Girls“… “Rory Gilmore is ridiculous.” “I say Har, you say Vard.” “They had more food than when I ordered 18 pizzas for a Super Bowl party in 2011.” “Rory finds a nice big tree … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts XXIII

Posted on September 12, 2018 by

1. Why did the driver feel cramped? Because it was in a golf bag. 2. I finished Gilmore Girls yesterday. I’m currently winding myself up for a blog post about it. 3. I am completely addicted to football. Somebody check my ID because … Continue reading →

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27

Posted on September 4, 2018 by

My birthday was on Sunday. I turned 72-years-old. More on that later. In the days leading up to my birthday, I realized I don’t like the number 27. It’s too close to 30. At least when I was 26, I … Continue reading →

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Less Than One

Posted on September 1, 2018 by

I don’t know if these words work do I dig a hole and make things worse sometimes some things are perfect and then I come here There’s a lonely place where we all reside the empty space we spend forever … Continue reading →

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Figuring Out Fantasy Football

Posted on August 30, 2018 by

I used to love the NFL. Half a lifetime ago, you would find me in front of the TV at 11AM on Sundays, eating lunch and watching Sunday NFL Countdown for two hours before kickoff. My favourite segment of the … Continue reading →

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Major League Baseball Should Adopt A New Schedule

Posted on August 26, 2018 by

Major League Baseball should adopt a new, balanced schedule. There is no reason why – with a 162-game season – fans should be forced to see their favourite team play the four other teams in their division, a total of … Continue reading →

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Eavesdropping: “An Ambidextrous Kicker”

Posted on August 23, 2018 by

We here at The Captain’s Speech like to be innovative, creative, and all the other words that end in -ive, including digestive. As such, I’d like to introduce you to a new segment called, Eavesdropping. Here’s how it works: I … Continue reading →

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Season 4 of Gilmore Girls

Posted on August 22, 2018 by

A few days ago, I finished Season 4 of Gilmore Girls. I have a lot I need to get off my chest, so if you don’t want spoilers, don’t read this post. Even if you haven’t watched Gilmore Girls, this … Continue reading →

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To The New Desk Chair In My Life

Posted on August 20, 2018 by

To the desk chair it most definitely concerns: Please note, this is not a letter. This is more of a notice. A warning, if you will. Actually, that’s a bit too catastrophic. I see the word “warning” and I think … Continue reading →

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