Tag Archives: Funny

Food Findings with Chef Paulo

Bonjour and hello! This is Chef Paulo coming to you live from my kitchen for the first time since this day, last year. They shut down my Paulo’s Kitchen studio, fired my staff, took away my sponsors, and said we … Continue reading

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First Time Watching: Pitch Perfect

Whenever I hear about Pitch Perfect or Fever Pitch, it takes me a second to decipher which movie has Drew Barrymore illegally running across the field at Fenway Park to Jimmy Fallon, and which one is about singing. This post … Continue reading

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There’s No Tato Like Potato

I like potato chips. They have always been a satisfying snack. However, it is a bit disappointing to reach the bottom of the bag and be met with crumbs. If only I had gotten there sooner, maybe the chips would’ve … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Matt) – Ep. 7

It’s Episode 7 and I know very little about the people still on this show. Let’s see if that changes tonight, or if petty drama will once again take over. HEATHER IS HERE Heather, from Colton’s season, has interrupted the … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Matt) – Ep. 6

It feels like we’re flying through this season, while still travelling at a snail’s pace. Anyway, let’s get to last night’s episode. JESSENIA OR MJ Matt wants to meet with Jessenia and MJ before the cocktail party to get to … Continue reading

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First Time Watching: Forrest Gump

I knew I would get around to watching Forrest Gump eventually, but didn’t expect it to be this past Sunday. It just so happened to be on TV when I was looking for something to watch, so I watched it. … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Matt) – Ep. 5

This week on The Bachelor: there are some dates, there are some disagreements, and there are some cookies. Let’s get right into it. MORNING WALK Victoria and Anna are out for a walk and are complaining that the house was … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Matt) – Ep. 3

Welcome to Episode 3 of this season of The Bachelor. Last week’s episode ended during the middle of the Rose Ceremony. Let’s pick things up there. ROSE CEREMONY With six roses left to hand out, Sarah faints. Matt takes her … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Matt) – Ep. 2

Welcome to Episode 2 of your favourite show to read. Before getting started, I’d just like to make a brief statement. We, here at The Captain’s Speech, are still disappointed that Saneh was sent home last week. However, she did … Continue reading

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First Time Watching: National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is one of those movies that I always avoid whenever I see it on TV. I won’t even watch a second of it, I’ll just see the title and keep going. You can call it a … Continue reading

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