Tag Archives: Funny

Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 8

Two, four, six, (episode) eight, who’s ready for a hometown date? Three, five, seven, nine, every two minutes you’ll need some wine. ~ We are down to the Final Four sponsored by, This Space For Rent: Tia, Lauren A-, Kendall, … Continue reading

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A Letter To T

Dear T, Right off the top, let’s clear the air. Are you, or are you not, related to Mr. T?  I’ll wait. Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo DOO, doo doo doo doo doo, … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 7

Twelve comes after eleven, it’s episode seven! ~ The circus continues in Italy this week. How long before Arie says it’s beautiful there? Oh, three seconds. He just said it. ~ Arie can’t wait to eat pasta. If my grandparents … Continue reading

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A Letter To Gelene

Dear Gelene, I’m currently dealing with a minor injury to my right hand, but I shall power through and overcome the pain in order to get this letter out to you! You’re probably wondering how I injured my hand. I’ll … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 6

Hold on to your cinnamon sticks, it’s episode six. ~ They are in Paris this week, which is “the most romantic city around.” Didn’t they say the same thing about Fort Lauderdale last week? ~ We are 46 seconds into this … Continue reading

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State of the French Fries Address

Full disclosure, this blog post has nothing to do with french fries. Sorry. If you brought ketchup packets to today’s festivities, place them in your back pocket and take a seat. Did anyone fall for that? Did anyone sit on … Continue reading

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A Letter To Jiya

Dear Jiya, Yesterday was Groundhog Day. Do you get that in the UK? Wikipedia isn’t being clear, so I’ll explain. Early in the morning, eager adults with nothing better to do with their time, call a groundhog out of it’s … Continue reading

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A Letter To Ely

Dear Ely, I have this image in my head of someone calling you and asking for Eli, which is of course a mispronunciation of your name. Then I imagine you saying, “That’s not my name ay ay ay ay ay” … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 5

It’s episode five, let’s attack this bee hive. ~ This week they are in Fort Lauderdale, which Arie calls a “beautiful place to fall in love” because he’s contractually obligated to say that about every place they go to. ~ “There’s … Continue reading

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A Letter To Jad

Dear Jad, I’ve hit only seven letters on my keyboard and the computer already wants to autocorrect your name to “Had”. And they say technology is supposed to be smart. Ha! What do they know? Who is “they” anyway? While … Continue reading

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