Tag Archives: Funny

The Dining Room

“It’s a quarter to twelve, and a nickel to five. It’s a quarter to twelve, and a nickel to five.” Ribble the waiter repeats this to himself as he walks into the dining room and gives a quarter to a … Continue reading

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Brain Landfill

Good evening. Technically, it’s morning, but I’m wearing a retainer in my mouth and talking like Dracula is the only way for words to come out without the accompaniment of saliva. Otherwise, I’m Daffy Duck, but with underwear. I don’t … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Ep. 7

I just want to point out how cool it is knowing that people who don’t watch The Bachelorette, read these Viewing Notes and become invested in the show. Your comments – especially the ones from last week – are much … Continue reading

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John Tavares is a Toronto Maple Leaf

…there’s a party goin’ on right here, a celebration to last throughout the years, so bring your good times, and your laughter too, we gonna celebrate your party with you, come on now, celebrat… Oh, hi! Didn’t see you there. … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Ep. 6

Happy heat wave to you and yours. I’m joined once again this week by Cass! Only one of us can recognize the country songs on this show, so get your bets in now, the answer will be revealed shortly. Cass’ … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts XXII

1.┬áIs that a skunk smell coming through my window, or is it just really muggy outside? This is a question I ask myself at least once a week. Then I sniff around like a police dog. 2. There’s just something … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Ep. 5

Hey, why did the bachelorette run out of roses? Because she gave out a bunch to guys who are only there to provide entertainment for the viewers! HAHA! That was a test. If you laughed at that joke, I’m worried … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts: 2018 NBA Draft

I love the NBA Draft. It’s so much fun. I did this for last year’s draft, it’s the only way to focus my thoughts. Enjoy. The first 30 thoughts will follow the draft order and pertain to the team picking … Continue reading

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I Look Friendly

I’ve written before about how strangers come up to me in public places and strike up a conversation. Well, it happened again. That’s right kids, it’s story time! So make sure you’re sitting somewhere comfortable – may I suggest your … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Ep. 1

It’s time. The Bachelorette is back and so are my weekly viewing notes. If you’re new here, welcome! If you’re a returning reader, welcome back! My friend Cass will also be providing her thoughts throughout this post! Here’s an introduction … Continue reading

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