Tag Archives: Funny

A Letter To Claire

Dear Claire,  Hello from the other side of the world! I’m unsure of the time difference between Canada and New Zealand, but I’m pretty sure you’re about three days ahead over there. Then again, my math might be wrong. I … Continue reading

Posted in Letters | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 18 Comments

Stanley Cup Playoffs Preview

Hello hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland. Welcome to my unique preview of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. I say “unique” because I know most of you are probably not hockey fans, nor are you from the United States … Continue reading

Posted in Sports | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 23 Comments

Making A Fantasy Sports Player

I like to think of myself as a competitive person, especially as it pertains to sports. That being said, I’m not a sore loser. Sure, in the back of my head I may be fuming, I may hold a grudge, and I … Continue reading

Posted in Sports | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

What’s Yummy In Your Tummy?

I tried Honeydew Melon the other day. It had been sitting on the kitchen counter for about two days. I kept looking at it. It looked like a head. It looked like a pale cantaloupe. It looked like disappointment, just waiting … Continue reading

Posted in Food | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 38 Comments

Do You Want A Cupcake?

When I was a kid, someone told me that thunder is caused by angels bowling in heaven. I thought that explained a lot. I also thought it was a bit rude, but who am I to suggest a tame game … Continue reading

Posted in Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 55 Comments

Are Bloggers Misunderstood?

You know what makes me mad? Don’t guess, I’ll tell you. It’s when I see a new blogger enter the blogging community with a traditional first post and proceed to say things like, “Everyone has a blog these days, so … Continue reading

Posted in Life | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 72 Comments

Viewing Notes: The Bachelor Finale

If you’re wondering why we moved our clocks ahead an hour last weekend, it’s so we could get to The Bachelor finale sooner. I think we’re all ready for this to be over. Read every single one of these notes. … Continue reading

Posted in TV | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 28 Comments

Momentarily Misplaced

I can’t tell you the last time a commercial on TV, or an advertisement on the internet, left me saying to myself, “Wow, I need what they’re selling.” I don’t know if I’ve ever thought that. Sure, maybe the food … Continue reading

Posted in Life | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 14 Comments

Pizza Sickness

Time to try something new. Don’t ask me how this idea came about – it’s a long story. But if you don’t like it, you can blame my best friend Chris. If you like it, though, you can give me … Continue reading

Posted in Music | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 18 Comments

A Letter To Alexandra

Dear Alexandra, I hope this letter finds you well, as opposed to in a well. That didn’t work out too well for little Timmy.  Sorry, I’m a bit rusty with writing letters. That was an incredibly morbid opening. I apologize. … Continue reading

Posted in Letters | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments