Tag Archives: Random

A Letter To Claire

Dear Claire,  Hello from the other side of the world! I’m unsure of the time difference between Canada and New Zealand, but I’m pretty sure you’re about three days ahead over there. Then again, my math might be wrong. I … Continue reading

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Butter

Butter cry Butter fly Is it margarine? Would I lie?

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Do You Want A Cupcake?

When I was a kid, someone told me that thunder is caused by angels bowling in heaven. I thought that explained a lot. I also thought it was a bit rude, but who am I to suggest a tame game … Continue reading

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Pizza Sickness

Time to try something new. Don’t ask me how this idea came about – it’s a long story. But if you don’t like it, you can blame my best friend Chris. If you like it, though, you can give me … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor Ep. 2

Back by popular demand (seriously), here are my viewing notes for this week’s episode of The Bachelor. Everyone get out your hot glue guns because some hearts are going to break tonight! I’ve already lost my mind. Here comes Chris … Continue reading

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101 Things I Dislike

Let’s get bitter, kids. But first, a shoutout to four bloggers – Catherine, Myka, Rosie and Barb – who wrote a blog post about 101 things they like, after reading mine, the idea in which I stole from Aaron, who stole from … Continue reading

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101 Things I Like

Full disclosure, I’m stealing this blog post idea from Aaron, who stole it from Jess. I knew she had blogged about it a few weeks ago but I had forgotten about it. I guess it wasn’t that memorable. That was a joke, Jess! … Continue reading

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Watch Where You’re Going

I held off on this post because I didn’t want to ruin anyone’s holiday cheer. I didn’t participate in Boxing Day, but I can only imagine the bulls that were unleashed in china shops and shopping malls, alike. So I’m … Continue reading

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A Letter to Paul (Reblog via The Confusing Middle)

Originally posted on The Confusing Middle:
A few days ago, Paul wrote me a letter. It’s true. You should go check it out. In response, I’ve decided to write Paul a letter. And you get to read it. Assuming you’re…

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A Letter To Aaron

Dear Aaron, I was watching paint dry the other day when I was faced with a conundrum about nothing important. I wondered, is a water bottle still considered a water bottle if there is no water in it? Or is it … Continue reading

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