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50 Thoughts XVII

1. Do you ever just pause for a moment and remind yourself that game show contestants in the 80s were so happy to learn that a brand new luggage set was the grand prize? Because I do. 2. Is there … Continue reading

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A Letter To Myka

Dear Myka, I think you’ve waited long enough for this letter. You know how I know that? Because I was on YouTube the other day and one of the recommended videos on the side was the song “I’ll Be Missing … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts XVI

1. It’s two days until Christmas and I still haven’t seen Home Alone or Mrs. Doubtfire yet this holiday season. 2. Shovelling snow is a workout. Everyone agree? Good. 3. Those of you who watch The Bachelor/ette will be happy to … Continue reading

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A Letter To Angela

Dear Angela, It’s been a while since I’ve written a letter, so if you don’t mind, I’d like to take a minute and get any cliché phrases out of my lexicon. Thank you for your patience. “Hi! How are you? … Continue reading

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A Bunch of Stuff

I don’t really have one thing to say, I have a lot of things to say. And I’m warning you now, this may come across as a rant. Also, I have a headache right now. And my right eye is … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts XIV

1. In a perfect world, all french fries would be the same length. 2. Every time I open a new pack of tennis balls, I just stand there sniffing them. This sounded less creepy in my head. 3. Last year I predicted … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts XIII

1. Taking a t-shirt off after sweating in it is one of life’s most underrated difficulties. 2. What if aliens think we’re the aliens? 3. I recently realized that Diagon Alley from Harry Potter is basically the word “Diagonally”. 4. … Continue reading

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Turkey Bagel

Ciao! Bonjour! And hello! Welcome back to another award-winning edition of Paulo’s Kitchen! Talkative Camera Man, Sam: We’ve never won an award. Up shut it, Samson! Where was I? Oh yeah…I am Chef Paulo and this is my kitchen! Hey … Continue reading

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Livin’ On A Hair

Welcome back to the musical portion of this blog. What I’ve done today is take lyrics to “Livin’ On A Prayer” and turn them into something different, which casts a whole new meaning on the song. Don’t worry, I’ve done … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts XII

1. I started watching Friends a week ago and realized I know a lot of people who are caricatures of one of the main six characters. 2. I am Chandler. 3. Ross and Monica kiss each other too much to be … Continue reading

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