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The Complete Picture

I remember my first day of kindergarten. The morning bell rang, I tripped over a hula hoop, and started to cry. Before I knew it, I had two big square bandages on both my knees. I remember my first day … Continue reading

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Favourite Quotes (Day 3)

Welcome to the third and final day of this favourite quotes challenge. At least, I think this is a challenge. I got it. Let’s call it a challenge, but pronounce it “chall-onge” so it sounds more official. I’d like to … Continue reading

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Favourite Quotes (Day 2)

On the 12th day of Blogmas my followers gave to me… Twelve drafts unfinished Eleven likers lurking Ten Canadians cackling Nine posts a posting Eight awards a mystery Seven spam comments Six views per day Five onion rings (blah!) Four … Continue reading

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Favourite Quotes (Day 1)

Ahoy, Mateys! Welcome aboard my ship, the SS Issippi. I am the Captain; you can call me Paul E. Parrot. I have no clue why I started this post like that, but it’s too late to change it! Let’s head … Continue reading

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Before, During, and Laughter

Hello out there, we’re on the air, it’s blogging night, tonight. Only a few of you will understand that reference. Anyway, this isn’t going to be a long post. I hope. This is just a completely pretentious and self-serving update … Continue reading

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Passing Notes To Catherine

Hey Catherine! I’m just going to call you Blend from here on out, like I normally do. I like that we can call each other “Blend” and no one knows what it means. They may think that they know, but … Continue reading

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Beyond The Letters

I think it’s safe to say that I’m never writing another letter again in my life. At least not on my blog, that is. I am spent. I am a drive-thru window that is permanently stuck open because of the … Continue reading

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A Letter To Becky

Dear Becky, I’m tempted to make this letter all about baseball because I know you wouldn’t object to that, but I won’t. It’ll only be 75% about baseball. Balance is good, or something. So, I went to the dentist yesterday … Continue reading

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A Letter To T

Dear T, Right off the top, let’s clear the air. Are you, or are you not, related to Mr. T?  I’ll wait. Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo DOO, doo doo doo doo doo, … Continue reading

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A Letter To Gelene

Dear Gelene, I’m currently dealing with a minor injury to my right hand, but I shall power through and overcome the pain in order to get this letter out to you! You’re probably wondering how I injured my hand. I’ll … Continue reading

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