Tag Archives: Relationship

Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Colton) – Ep. 7

Posted on February 19, 2019 by

According to The Good Place, if you watch The Bachelor, you’re going to hell. They have no motive to lie, so it must be true. Not sure what that means for those of you who watch the show via these … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Colton) – Ep. 1

Posted on January 8, 2019 by

Breathe it in, kids. Can you smell it? Ah, yes. Nothing like the smell of a wet driveway. As in the wet driveway at the Bachelor mansion, where single people go to be on TV and grow their personal brand, … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Finale

Posted on August 7, 2018 by

One rose. Two bros. One stays. One goes. Will they propose? Who knows? Grab your snack and hold your horses, no wait, that didn’t rhyme. Take two. Grab your tacos and hold your broncos, it’s time to hand out the … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Ep. 9

Posted on July 24, 2018 by

We are gathered here today to join Becca and three guys in Holy Mattress-mony. If there is anyone who thinks Becca should not go through with these fantasy suite dates, tweet now, or forever hold your phone in your hand. … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Ep. 8

Posted on July 17, 2018 by

You no longer have to wait, it’s Episode 8, bring on the hometown date, so we can learn their fate, and see if Tia goes, “Hey Becca, checkmate.” Welcome back to your favourite Bachelorette recap on the internet – I’m … Continue reading →

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The Dining Room

Posted on July 12, 2018 by

“It’s a quarter to twelve, and a nickel to five. It’s a quarter to twelve, and a nickel to five.” Ribble the waiter repeats this to himself as he walks into the dining room and gives a quarter to a … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelorette (Becca) – Ep. 7

Posted on July 10, 2018 by

I just want to point out how cool it is knowing that people who don’t watch The Bachelorette, read these Viewing Notes and become invested in the show. Your comments – especially the ones from last week – are much … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 6

Posted on February 6, 2018 by

Hold on to your cinnamon sticks, it’s episode six. ~ They are in Paris this week, which is “the most romantic city around.” Didn’t they say the same thing about Fort Lauderdale last week? ~ We are 46 seconds into this … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor Finale

Posted on March 14, 2017 by

If you’re wondering why we moved our clocks ahead an hour last weekend, it’s so we could get to The Bachelor finale sooner. I think we’re all ready for this to be over. Read every single one of these notes. … Continue reading →

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Twelve

Posted on February 3, 2017 by

I was not ready and I never knew that those would be the final words I ever spoke to you maybe we are waiting for the stars to align or we want the other to recite the first line you know I … Continue reading →

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