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Paulo’s Kitchen: Home Cooking
Paulo’s Kitchen is normally filmed in front of a live studio audience. However, due to the current state of the world, this episode of Paulo’s Kitchen will be filmed from Chef Paulo’s home. Cameraman Sam will also be there, via … Continue reading
What The Fork
This all happened two days ago. I say that as if days are even a thing anymore. We’re just living from tweet to tweet, at this point. Anyway, if today is Thursday, then the following events took place on Tuesday … Continue reading
Paulo’s Kitchen: Yolk’s On You
Previously on Paulo’s Kitchen, Chef Paulo heated up meatballs in a pot and spotted a watermelon sitting in the audience, which turned out to be a chubby baby in a green onesie. Tonight, the chaos continues as Chef Paulo and … Continue reading
Paulo’s Kitchen: Mamma Meatball!
Previously on Paulo’s Kitchen, Paulo finally got the upper hand on Cameraman Sam when he turned him into a Peanut Butter Samwich. Tonight, the battle rages on in front of a live studio audience as Chef Paulo makes meatballs. Will … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Humour
Tagged Chef Paulo, Cooking, Culinary, Culture, Fiction, Funny, Humor, Identity, Paulo's Kitchen, Recipe
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Paulo’s Kitchen: Peanut Butter Samwich
The following episode of Paulo’s Kitchen is dedicated to my friend, Ely, who is bracing for the impact of Hurricane Irma. Stay safe, Ely. Previously on Paulo’s Kitchen, Cameraman Sam got under Paulo’s skin during filming. “Up shut it, Samson!” “Shut … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Humour
Tagged Chef Paulo, Cooking, Culinary, Fiction, Funny, Humor, Identity, Life, Paulo's Kitchen, Restaurant
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You Gonna Eat That?
Let’s start this post off with a food fight, shall we? We shall. I don’t like onion rings. I don’t like sweet potato fries. I don’t like cantaloupe. I don’t like poutine. I’ve never had sushi. I’ve never had chocolate … Continue reading
Paulo’s Kitchen: Turkey Bagel
Ciao! Bonjour! And hello! Welcome back to another award-winning edition of Paulo’s Kitchen! Talkative Camera Man, Sam: We’ve never won an award. Up shut it, Samson! Where was I? Oh yeah…I am Chef Paulo and this is my kitchen! Hey … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Humour
Tagged Chef Paulo, Cooking, Culinary, Fiction, Funny, Humor, Identity, Instructions, Meal, Random, Thoughts
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Paulo’s Kitchen: Steak Frights
Are we on? We are? Okay. Hi everybody, Chef Paulo here! We are back on the air after a long hate us. Thank you for… Stage Director: You mean, “hiatus”. We were on a long hiatus. Start over. No, I don’t. … Continue reading
Posted in Food
Tagged Chef, Cooking, Creative Writing, Dinner, Fiction, Funny, Humor, Identity, Lifestyle, Paulo's Kitchen, Recipe, Story
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Paulo’s Kitchen: The Return
Paulo’s Kitchen is recorded in front of a live studio audience. The people in the audience are real. However, their ooh’s and aah’s may be exaggerated. And no, the camera does not add ten pounds; Paulo’s cooking might, though. To … Continue reading
Paulo’s Kitchen: Pancakes
Paulo’s Kitchen is recorded in front of a live studio audience. The people in the audience are real. However, their ooh’s and aah’s may be exaggerated. And no, the camera does not add ten pounds; Paulo’s cooking might, though. To be a member … Continue reading