Tag Archives: Cooking

Food Findings with Chef Paulo

Posted on April 17, 2021 by Paul

Bonjour and hello! This is Chef Paulo coming to you live from my kitchen for the first time since this day, last year. They shut down my Paulo’s Kitchen studio, fired my staff, took away my sponsors, and said we … Continue reading →

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Home Cooking

Posted on April 17, 2020 by Paul

Paulo’s Kitchen is normally filmed in front of a live studio audience. However, due to the current state of the world, this episode of Paulo’s Kitchen will be filmed from Chef Paulo’s home. Cameraman Sam will also be there, via … Continue reading →

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What The Fork

Posted on March 26, 2020 by Paul

This all happened two days ago. I say that as if days are even a thing anymore. We’re just living from tweet to tweet, at this point. Anyway, if today is Thursday, then the following events took place on Tuesday … Continue reading →

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Yolk’s On You

Posted on April 9, 2019 by Paul

Previously on Paulo’s Kitchen, Chef Paulo heated up meatballs in a pot and spotted a watermelon sitting in the audience, which turned out to be a chubby baby in a green onesie. Tonight, the chaos continues as Chef Paulo and … Continue reading →

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Mamma Meatball!

Posted on May 16, 2018 by Paul

Previously on Paulo’s Kitchen, Paulo finally got the upper hand on Cameraman Sam when he turned him into a Peanut Butter Samwich. Tonight, the battle rages on in front of a live studio audience as Chef Paulo makes meatballs. Will … Continue reading →

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Peanut Butter Samwich

Posted on September 9, 2017 by Paul

The following episode of Paulo’s Kitchen is dedicated to my friend, Ely, who is bracing for the impact of Hurricane Irma. Stay safe, Ely. Previously on Paulo’s Kitchen, Cameraman Sam got under Paulo’s skin during filming. “Up shut it, Samson!” “Shut … Continue reading →

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You Gonna Eat That?

Posted on August 20, 2017 by Paul

Let’s start this post off with a food fight, shall we? We shall. I don’t like onion rings. I don’t like sweet potato fries. I don’t like cantaloupe. I don’t like poutine. I’ve never had sushi. I’ve never had chocolate … Continue reading →

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Turkey Bagel

Posted on August 7, 2017 by Paul

Ciao! Bonjour! And hello! Welcome back to another award-winning edition of Paulo’s Kitchen! Talkative Camera Man, Sam: We’ve never won an award. Up shut it, Samson! Where was I? Oh yeah…I am Chef Paulo and this is my kitchen! Hey … Continue reading →

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Steak Frights

Posted on March 2, 2017 by Paul

Are we on? We are? Okay. Hi everybody, Chef Paulo here! We are back on the air after a long hate us. Thank you for… Stage Director: You mean, “hiatus”. We were on a long hiatus. Start over. No, I don’t. … Continue reading →

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Paulo’s Kitchen: The Return

Posted on June 9, 2016 by Paul

Paulo’s Kitchen is recorded in front of a live studio audience. The people in the audience are real. However, their ooh’s and aah’s may be exaggerated. And no, the camera does not add ten pounds; Paulo’s cooking might, though. To … Continue reading →

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