Tag Archives: Restaurant

Spicy Food Mood

Posted on April 17, 2019 by

Don’t ask me why the word “mood” is in the title. I don’t have an answer for you. This is my 705th post, alright. By this point, the fingers type what they type and I have no control over them. … Continue reading →

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Call of the Wild Café

Posted on November 9, 2018 by

It was opening night at the Call of the Wild Café. It was more of a traditional sit-down restaurant, than a café, but the owners hoped no one would really notice. The staff had worked tirelessly to prepare the inside … Continue reading →

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Peanut Butter Samwich

Posted on September 9, 2017 by

The following episode of Paulo’s Kitchen is dedicated to my friend, Ely, who is bracing for the impact of Hurricane Irma. Stay safe, Ely. Previously on Paulo’s Kitchen, Cameraman Sam got under Paulo’s skin during filming. “Up shut it, Samson!” “Shut … Continue reading →

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How To Lose Weight Over The Holidays

Posted on January 5, 2017 by

That’s a catchy clickbait title, is it not? Too bad the holidays are over. Are they over? I lost track of what day it was as soon as we hit December 27. Is it 2018 yet? Are we on Mars? … Continue reading →

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For Pizza

Posted on December 10, 2016 by

What would you do for the ones you love? Would you put on warm clothes and walk twenty minutes outside in -4 degree Celsius weather with snow blowing in your face as you travel along five streets and two intersections just … Continue reading →

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Restaurant Mishaps

Posted on August 11, 2016 by

It’s safe to say that I’ve been to a restaurant or two, or nine hundred and fifty-six in my life. What can I say? Food is good. Paul eat food. Nom nom nom nom nom. What’s for dinner? But not … Continue reading →

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What’s Wrong With Vanilla?

Posted on September 15, 2015 by

I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream. You know, I’ve never understood that. Why do we have to scream for ice cream? Are we chasing an ice cream truck? If that’s the case, screaming “Ice Cream” won’t … Continue reading →

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The Sit-Down Restaurant Routine

Posted on April 15, 2015 by

I’m starving, let me go to a sit-down restaurant where I have to wait twenty more minutes before I can silence my stomach. Where is the logic in that? This is the general process at a sit-down restaurant. 1. You enter … Continue reading →

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It’s Never Too Soon For Dessert

Posted on March 28, 2015 by

I’ll preface this post with the following: I’m not a big fan of dessert. I like the traditional desserts: cake, cupcakes, cookies, brownies, nanaimo bars, and ice cream. I’m sure I missed a few. But to say that I care … Continue reading →

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Ketchup is Controversial

Posted on March 26, 2015 by

Name a condiment that is more controversial than ketchup. You can’t do it! I like ketchup with fries. And when I say fries, I’m talking about the potato family and it’s members, like Little Brother Wedge. But not Cousin Mashed, … Continue reading →

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