Tag Archives: Restaurant

Plain Cheeseburger

Allow me to start off by saying that I have a great deal of respect for those who work in the fast food industry. Thank you for putting up with all of us who have ever ordered a combo. I … Continue reading

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The Blogger Games – Week 1

Welcome to Week 1 of The Blogger Games! Over the next five weeks, you and your fellow bloggers will compete in a series of gruelling competitions known as, multiple choice questions about me. Some will win, some will lose, some … Continue reading

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Food Findings with Chef Paulo

Bonjour and hello! This is Chef Paulo coming to you live from my kitchen for the first time since this day, last year. They shut down my Paulo’s Kitchen studio, fired my staff, took away my sponsors, and said we … Continue reading

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Home Cooking

Paulo’s Kitchen is normally filmed in front of a live studio audience. However, due to the current state of the world, this episode of Paulo’s Kitchen will be filmed from Chef Paulo’s home. Cameraman Sam will also be there, via … Continue reading

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FED Talk: Foods I Like

Welcome back to another FED Talk, my name is still Paul. Last week, I shared a list of foods I’ve never had. As expected, most (all?) of you were shocked by some of the things I’ve never eaten. That is … Continue reading

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Where Am I Supposed To Eat Now?

A few days ago, I found out that my favourite restaurant had closed down. Just like that. No warning. No emotional send off to the last piece of dessert on my plate. Nothing. It’s gone, forever. For privacy purposes, I … Continue reading

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Spicy Food Mood

Don’t ask me why the word “mood” is in the title. I don’t have an answer for you. This is my 705th post, alright. By this point, the fingers type what they type and I have no control over them. … Continue reading

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Call of the Wild CafĂ©

It was opening night at the Call of the Wild CafĂ©. It was more of a traditional sit-down restaurant, than a cafĂ©, but the owners hoped no one would really notice. The staff had worked tirelessly to prepare the inside … Continue reading

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Paulo’s Kitchen: Peanut Butter Samwich

The following episode of Paulo’s Kitchen is dedicated to my friend, Ely, who is bracing for the impact of Hurricane Irma. Stay safe, Ely. Previously on Paulo’s Kitchen, Cameraman Sam got under Paulo’s skin during filming. “Up shut it, Samson!” “Shut … Continue reading

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How To Lose Weight Over The Holidays

That’s a catchy clickbait title, is it not? Too bad the holidays are over. Are they over? I lost track of what day it was as soon as we hit December 27. Is it 2018 yet? Are we on Mars? … Continue reading

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