Monthly Archives: April 2015

Say Cheese!

Pictures of ourselves are so important, or at least that’s what we’re taught. Remember picture day in elementary school? Everyone made sure to look their best. We all wore shirts and hairstyles that our parents chose for us. Ones we … Continue reading

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1000 Followers, 22 Pizzas, 2 Christmas Songs, 1 Captain

The other day I woke up with the song: “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas” penetrating my brain. My initial thought was, “Yeah, I guess it is starting to look a lot like Christmas. Wooooo Santa!” By the … Continue reading

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A Crash Course Lesson on Canadian Culture, Eh

Alright kids, put on your snowsuits, wrap a scarf around your neck six times,¬†wear three pairs of socks, thick boots, and the warmest toque in your closet because you are about to embark on a crash course lesson on Canadian … Continue reading

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Hindsight is 20/20

I was 12-years-old when my eyes started to fail me. There wasn’t really a moment when I realized I was starting to have trouble seeing things in the distance. It just sort of happened. I remember playing softball that summer … Continue reading

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Ideas For WordPress

I want to preface this post with the following: In no way do I want this post to come off as whiny, or as a post filled with complaints. Also, I don’t want to give the impression that I am … Continue reading

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What Do You Blog About?

I’m of the assumption that every time a blogger tells someone they have a blog, they’re immediately asked, “What do you blog about?” I suppose that’s a natural question for people to ask a blogger. Personally, I hate being asked … Continue reading

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S..l..o..w…..W..a..l..k..e..r..s

If you’re a slow walker, this one’s for you. Pull up a chair, grab some chips, take one last look at your phone screen, and let’s begin. Oh, looks like we have a few stragglers still coming in. I’ll wait. … Continue reading

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The Sit-Down Restaurant Routine

I’m starving, let me go to a sit-down restaurant where I have to wait twenty more minutes before I can silence my stomach.¬†Where is the logic in that? This is the general process at a sit-down restaurant. 1. You enter … Continue reading

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Raccoon Watch 2015

Getting right into things, there was a raccoon on my neighbour’s roof tonight. What was it doing up there? I don’t know. It wasn’t accepting questions from the media. Instead of saying “raccoon” a hundred times throughout this post, I’m … Continue reading

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Like It Or Not

I can’t help but feel like Facebook just wants to be loved. And when it doesn’t feel loved, it starts to feel self-conscious and neglected. It will never express its true feelings. No. That would hurt too much. Instead, it … Continue reading

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