Monthly Archives: April 2015

Neato 2.0

Well kids, I think I’ve hit my “neato” quota for my lifetime. I haven’t used, or heard, the word in years and now it’s in the title of back-to-back blog posts. For the second time in as many days I’ve … Continue reading

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Neato

Bloggers are the best. I’m reminded of that every single day when I read through blog posts written by people that I will never meet. There are a lot of hidden comedians in the world and most of them reside … Continue reading

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Tell Me Everything, But Keep It Brief

I’m constantly hearing people say that the average attention span of a human being is eight seconds. Apparently this is down from twelve seconds, in 2008. I find this to be very WOAH A NEW SONG JUST CAME ON. Sorry, my eight … Continue reading

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Meal Deal Joke

If Two owned a fast food restaurant, what meal deal would they promote? Three Four Five. Hopefully someone laughed. If you didn’t, well, I don’t know what to tell you. I haven’t really tested this joke on people yet, so … Continue reading

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I Thought Mouthwash Was Hand Soap

You what? We’re all familiar with the dentist, right? You know, the place where someone puts their hands in your mouth, does stuff to your teeth, tells you your gums are bleeding because you don’t floss enough, and tries to … Continue reading

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Happy Easter, Feasters!

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I’m So Leet

You like me. You really, really, really, really, really, (add 1332 more “really’s”) like me. I got a weird notification today from WordPress. It was a trophy for reaching 1337 likes on my blog. I was a bit confused. It … Continue reading

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Live Blogging: Music Videos II

This is going to be fun. If you’re unaware of what I’m about to do, it is this: I will go on YouTube, search for a song, watch its music video, give my witty thoughts on it, click on another music video, … Continue reading

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Where Does The Time Go?

I’m convinced the older I get, the faster time flies. As if clocks are moving at the pace of a cheetah with a jet-pack strapped on it’s back. That’s quite the image, isn’t it? Everything feels like “just yesterday.” For … Continue reading

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When Did You Get So Funny?

For me, it was February 2007. That’s when I “got so funny.” I was on a broken down bus, on the side of a highway in Quebec, at 11PM. It was cold. No. It was freezing. People were panicking. I was … Continue reading

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