Tag Archives: Health

What The Fork

Posted on March 26, 2020 by

This all happened two days ago. I say that as if days are even a thing anymore. We’re just living from tweet to tweet, at this point. Anyway, if today is Thursday, then the following events took place on Tuesday … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 29 Comments

101 Things To Do At Home When You’re Bored

Posted on March 21, 2020 by

Are you bored? Are you unable to participate in your favourite activities? Are you stuck in the house and running out of things to do? Do you want pancakes? If this sounds like you, then you’ve clicked on the right … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 45 Comments

50 Thoughts XXXI

Posted on March 19, 2020 by

1. Last week, a guy on the radio said people were stocking up on toilet paper and onion powder. Is onion powder a substitute for baby powder? What am I missing here? 2. When people go on Shark Tank and say … Continue reading →

Posted in 50 Thoughts | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 20 Comments

Where The Sports Have No Games

Posted on March 17, 2020 by

Have you ever been a part of an ice breaker activity, where you sit in a circle with a bunch of fresh faces and go around giving answers to random questions? They’ll ask, “What is your biggest fear?” Someone will … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 12 Comments

UNSANITARY

Posted on March 13, 2020 by

We know what is going. We know about the COVID-19 (Coronavirus) pandemic. We know about the cancellation of events, in order to limit social gatherings. We know some people are not taking it seriously. We know others are hoarding toilet … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 30 Comments

Drippy, Droopy, and Loopy

Posted on January 5, 2020 by

I love writing blog posts when I’m sick. Who knows what I’ll say? Who knows what’ll happen? Maybe my nose drips on the keyboard and my index finger slides off one letter and onto another, creating a word that I … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 13 Comments

I Engaged My Core

Posted on December 5, 2019 by

Everyone always says you should engage your core, but they also say you should marry your best friend…..so, that’s confusing. Aren’t we supposed to pick one? Do they each get a ring? In search of answers, I decided to do … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour, Life | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 24 Comments

The Toothbrush Triplets

Posted on November 20, 2019 by

That sounds like a good title for an animated horror film, doesn’t it? I always worry I’m putting my best – Grade A ideas on this blog and when the day comes for me to make money off them, I … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 25 Comments

Back Pain is a Pain

Posted on July 5, 2019 by

I don’t know if you’ve ever had to carry something heavy. Maybe a mini fridge. Maybe one of those fat back televisions from 2006. Maybe your group members for a school project. Maybe the weight of the world. Maybe a … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 43 Comments

Running Like A Runner

Posted on June 20, 2019 by

Here’s the thing about running around the neighbourhood that no one wants to talk about. First of all, sidewalks are a pain. Literally. Second, your neighbours stare at you like you’re in a really long Scooby-Doo chase and they’re like, … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 57 Comments