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Monthly Archives: May 2015
Stuck On The Subway
Y’all know what a subway is, right? The train that runs underground and causes a big gust of wind when it pulls into the station. Yeah, that. Not the sandwich place. I was not stuck on a sandwich. Get your mind … Continue reading
Future Global Phenomena
Ever wonder what global phenomena are going to suffocate our planet in the coming years? I’m not talking about fads that go away after a few days, like that black and blue dress debate. I’m talking about legitimate phenomena; things that are here to … Continue reading
The “Skimming” Experiment
I’ll let you in on a little secret. When I have nothing to write about, I think of the craziest thing I could possibly present on my blog, and then I do it. And that’s what I did with my … Continue reading
Skimming
Have you ever written a blog post and wondered if people actually read every single word of it before they like, or comment on it? I do, all the time. Especially when I post something that is close to 1000 words … Continue reading
I. Am. Poet.
I am a poet Bet you didn’t know it Now I gotta show it Better not blow it. This sounds like a rap, or is it just me? The sky is dark Not even a park Or a guy named … Continue reading
One Week Until Looney June
Gee willikers, where has the time gone? If you don’t know what Looney June is, let me explain it quickly. May 4th is Star Wars Day. I’ve never seen Star Wars. However, I’ve seen Space Jam. And Space Jam has to … Continue reading
Two Year Blogiversary Invitation
You are all cordially invited to the two year blogiversary of The Captain’s Speech. Who: You What: Two Year Blogiversary Where: The Captain’s Speech When: Tuesday, June 23, 2015 Why: It’s basically a holiday What to bring: FOOD and a piñata Are gifts necessary?: … Continue reading
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In Your Dreams
Sleeping is a bit weird, isn’t it? I mean, we just lie there for hours like a sack of potatoes. If we’re feeling dangerous, maybe we’ll roll over, or drool, or fall off the bed, or start talking, or go for … Continue reading
Freshly Pressed Acceptance Speech – Round 3
I woke up this morning after about six hours of sleep and immediately turned on my phone wiped away some drool. Then I turned on my phone. 76 new emails were loading, dozens more would follow a few minutes later. That’s when I … Continue reading
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Tagged Award, Blog, Blogger, Blogging, Freshly Pressed, Humor, People, Reflection, Speech, Thank You, Thoughts, Writing
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