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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Colton) – Ep. 7

According to The Good Place, if you watch The Bachelor, you’re going to hell. They have no motive to lie, so it must be true. Not sure what that means for those of you who watch the show via these … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Colton) – Ep. 6

Hello. Welcome to the most outrageous episode in Bachelor history. I’m Paul and this is my friend, Cass. Her thoughts will be in bold, while mine will be in dismay. Please enjoy, and remember to weep not for the memories. … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Colton) – Ep. 5

This can’t be worse than the Super Bowl. This can’t be worse than the Super Bowl. This can’t be worse than the Super Bowl. This can’t be worse than the Super Bowl. This can’t be worse than the Super Bowl. … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Colton) – Ep. 4

Hit the floor, it’s time for episode four! I’m assuming the contingent of beavers who read my blog, are the only ones hitting the floor right now. Shame shame. At this time, I’d like to bring in Cass, whose thoughts … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Colton) – Ep. 3

Welcome back for another unexplained-pageant-drama edition of Viewing Notes. I’m Paul and with me again after a week off is Cass! Her thoughts will be in bold. Guess who’s back! Sorry I missed last week, I know you all missed … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Colton) – Ep. 2

Welcome back to viewing notes for episode two of, Hey, Can I Talk To You? otherwise known as, The Bachelor. ~ We start out with a shirtless Colton filming a home video from his bed, telling us the first group date will be at … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 8

Two, four, six, (episode) eight, who’s ready for a hometown date? Three, five, seven, nine, every two minutes you’ll need some wine. ~ We are down to the Final Four sponsored by, This Space For Rent: Tia, Lauren A-, Kendall, … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 6

Hold on to your cinnamon sticks, it’s episode six. ~ They are in Paris this week, which is “the most romantic city around.” Didn’t they say the same thing about Fort Lauderdale last week? ~ We are 46 seconds into this … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 5

It’s episode five, let’s attack this bee hive. ~ This week they are in Fort Lauderdale, which Arie calls a “beautiful place to fall in love” because he’s contractually obligated to say that about every place they go to. ~ “There’s … Continue reading

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Viewing Notes: The Bachelor (Arie) Ep. 4

Open the door, it’s episode four. ~ Bekah is out swimming in the pool while the girls in the house talk about how young she is. And yet she’s old enough to swim by herself. Hmm. ~ Bekah and Arie are 14 … Continue reading

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