Monthly Archives: April 2016

I Don’t Understand Social Media Anymore

Posted on April 30, 2016 by

I didn’t know what else to name this post, so that title will have to do. I’m sorry it’s six words long. I know people like things to be brief on social media. My sincerest apologies. I feel like this is … Continue reading →

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Fifteen Years Later

Posted on April 29, 2016 by

Friday, May 4, 2001. Madison Square Garden. New York City, New York. Game 5. Toronto Raptors vs. New York Knicks. That was the last time the Toronto Raptors won a playoff series. And if you look at the roster that … Continue reading →

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The Squirrel Chase

Posted on April 26, 2016 by

The other day, there were two squirrels (squirrli?) in my backyard. Both of them were, seemingly, minding their own business. And then one squirrel started chasing the other. It looked like something straight out of a Cops episode. I know why … Continue reading →

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What I’m Proud Of

Posted on April 23, 2016 by

“Ale mess you Paul” Those were the four words scribbled across a piece of yellow construction paper that had been folded in half – unevenly – to resemble a card. On the inside were two stick people. One was me, … Continue reading →

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Cinder

Posted on April 21, 2016 by

Toss and turn first I toss and then I turn is it your ashes that my heart doth yearn? Shining through my window has the Phoenix come to call me home? Do you dare to tell me that time has … Continue reading →

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You Are You

Posted on April 15, 2016 by

If you ask me who I am I can tell you my name one word four letters clap it out one syllable if you ask me who I am I can tell you my age pull out the cake light … Continue reading →

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A Special Time

Posted on April 8, 2016 by

I didn’t want to be there anymore but I had just arrived so I sat down held a pencil in my hand and hoped it would stop shaking the sweat dripped from my brow as I looked up at the clock now begging … Continue reading →

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The Season After

Posted on April 3, 2016 by

Do you remember where you were the night of October 23, 2015? I do. I was sitting on the couch watching the Toronto Blue Jays play the final game of their season. They fell two wins short of advancing to … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts II

Posted on April 1, 2016 by

1. I have a bad feeling that a few decades from now we’re all going to have some sort of disease or ailment and the cause will be an over consumption of technology. 2. In school, I was always really … Continue reading →

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