Tag Archives: Technology

50 Thoughts XXXVIII

Posted on January 26, 2022 by Paul

1. Get yourself out of the, “What is Wordle?” phase as fast as you can because you are missing out on a fun word game. 2. Cookie Monster’s real name is Sid. I’m sure his classmates got a kick out … Continue reading →

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Then vs. Now

Posted on April 20, 2018 by Paul

I don’t want this blog post to be one those, “People are so inundated with technology these days, no one plays outside anymore, and no one looks up” rants that everyone nods their head at, but no one actually does … Continue reading →

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What In The World?

Posted on April 19, 2017 by Paul

The world is a strange place. I have a lot that I’d like to say, so I’m going to sit here and write. You can either read all of this, or you can scroll down to the paragraphs that don’t … Continue reading →

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50 Thoughts VII

Posted on December 19, 2016 by Paul

1. If someone doesn’t tuck their chair in upon leaving the food court, I will stare at them until I can’t see them anymore. It’s my way of being disappointed in society without causing a scene. 2. Did the phrase “bury the … Continue reading →

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A Good Old Fashioned Rant

Posted on December 12, 2016 by Paul

I have something I need to get off my chest because I like to sleep on my stomach, so if I don’t do this now, I’m going to sleep like a dog draped over a yoga ball tonight and that … Continue reading →

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I Had A Dream My iPhone Was Possessed

Posted on August 16, 2016 by Paul

I took a nap today to recharge my batteries because I’m a robot. Yes, I slept next to the electrical outlet. How else do you think a person robot recharges their batteries? Anyways, I was only out like a light (keeping … Continue reading →

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I Don’t Understand Social Media Anymore

Posted on April 30, 2016 by Paul

I didn’t know what else to name this post, so that title will have to do. I’m sorry it’s six words long. I know people like things to be brief on social media. My sincerest apologies. I feel like this is … Continue reading →

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Scroll Like Zombies

Posted on March 29, 2016 by Paul

If I ask a question would anyone answer or is an answer too much to ask and we scroll like zombies I’ll ask anyway just in case someone has something to say and we scroll like zombies what happened to the world what happened … Continue reading →

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Pressing Pause on Video Games

Posted on January 7, 2016 by Paul

“Are you going to stay home from school and play video games all day?” Before I could even open my mouth, my mom looked at the sales clerk like he was from Mars and said, “No, he’s not.” For the record, I … Continue reading →

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iDon’t Care About Your Phone

Posted on May 14, 2015 by Paul

What kind of phone do you have? Why do people ask this question? Someone explain it to me. Why are people so fascinated with other people’s handheld devices? If they’re in the market for a new phone, fine, go ahead and … Continue reading →

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