Tag Archives: Shopping

My First Trip To Costco

Posted on April 5, 2018 by Paul

Who wants to hear a story? Great! Gather around and don’t spill your juice box on the carpet. Someone always does. It’s the reason our Kindergarten teachers never trusted us with any food or drink on the carpet. Only duct … Continue reading →

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Watch Where You’re Going

Posted on December 27, 2016 by Paul

I held off on this post because I didn’t want to ruin anyone’s holiday cheer. I didn’t participate in Boxing Day, but I can only imagine the bulls that were unleashed in china shops and shopping malls, alike. So I’m … Continue reading →

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Wrapping Presents

Posted on December 23, 2016 by Paul

Back when I was in high school, I told someone there was a difference between a present and a gift. I claimed that a present is something that is given to someone when they expect it, while a gift is something … Continue reading →

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Surviving The Mall During The Holidays

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Paul

Malls are a nightmare during the holidays. They are flooded with people in unzipped winter jackets who travel around at various speeds and have no regard for anyone, or anything. These people are on a mission. A mission to spend … Continue reading →

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