Tag Archives: Sarcasm

The Softball Tournament

Last Saturday, I participated in a charity softball tournament in Toronto. If you want a story with more details than you probably need, keep reading. And if you don’t want that, tell me what your favourite potato chip flavour is in the … Continue reading

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50 Thoughts IV

1. I could be in the vast minority here, but I feel that it’s only a matter of time before the phrase “single like a Pringle” turns into “single like a T. Swift jingle”. It’s gonna happen. Trust me. 2. … Continue reading

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I Don’t Understand Social Media Anymore

I didn’t know what else to name this post, so that title will have to do. I’m sorry it’s six words long. I know people like things to be brief on social media. My sincerest apologies. I feel like this is … Continue reading

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The Squirrel Chase

The other day, there were two squirrels (squirrli?) in my backyard. Both of them were, seemingly, minding their own business. And then one squirrel started chasing the other. It looked like something straight out of a Cops episode. I know why … Continue reading

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Nothing, Just Watching TV

Are we passed the stage where saying, “I don’t even watch TV anymore” comes across as cool and rebellious? Or, are we still there? I feel like we’re still there. And that’s not good, kids. It’s annoying. I haven’t been … Continue reading

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The Day the Pasta Died

Go to the washroom, grab some popcorn, and gather around. It’s time for a story. And when I say “go to the washroom”, that is not an invitation to read this blog post on the toilet. Though, if you must, don’t eat … Continue reading

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Thoughts I Have That You Should Have

I don’t really feel like writing a compelling introduction right now, so this is what you’re going to get. You’re going to get about three or four sentences of me just filling space until I feel like I can jump … Continue reading

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Under Attack

I was going to sit here and write a normal blog post tonight, but that all changed a few minutes ago. I am under attack. There is currently a fly flying around my bedroom and it just tried to attack me … Continue reading

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Stuck On The Subway

Y’all know what a subway is, right? The train that runs underground and causes a big gust of wind when it pulls into the station. Yeah, that. Not the sandwich place. I was not stuck on a sandwich. Get your mind … Continue reading

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One Week Until Looney June

Gee willikers, where has the time gone? If you don’t know what Looney June is, let me explain it quickly. May 4th is Star Wars Day. I’ve never seen Star Wars. However, I’ve seen Space Jam. And Space Jam has to … Continue reading

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