Tag Archives: Party

Aaron’s Surprise Birthday Party

Posted on March 6, 2019 by Paul

SURPRISE! We, here at The Captain’s Speech, like to make dreams come true. On January 10, Aaron from The Confusing Middle posted a list of 100 random facts about himself. Here are two facts that stood out to me. Fact … Continue reading →

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Adios, Chris

Posted on January 4, 2017 by Paul

It was the best lasagna I’ve ever had in my life. I wanted to eat more of it, but in order to do that I would’ve had to pave paradise and put up a parking lot. In simpler terms, my … Continue reading →

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Me vs. Balloon

Posted on June 7, 2015 by Paul

When I think of life skills, I think of heating up pizza in the microwave until it tastes brand new. That is a life skill. I think of walking behind slow walkers and cutting my strides in half so I don’t step … Continue reading →

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HAPPY LOONEY JUNE!

Posted on June 1, 2015 by Paul

They’re tiny, they’re toony, they’re all a little looney! The calendar has flipped to June 1st, the pizza has been ordered, the fireworks have been going off, and I am more excited than Porky Pig at a comedy club. It’s here, kids. It’s … Continue reading →

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Two Year Blogiversary Invitation

Posted on May 23, 2015 by Paul

You are all cordially invited to the two year blogiversary of The Captain’s Speech. Who: You What: Two Year Blogiversary Where: The Captain’s Speech When: Tuesday, June 23, 2015 Why: It’s basically a holiday What to bring: FOOD and a piñata  Are gifts necessary?: … Continue reading →

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