Tag Archives: Party

Aaron’s Surprise Birthday Party

SURPRISE! We, here at The Captain’s Speech, like to make dreams come true. On January 10, Aaron from The Confusing Middle posted a list of 100 random facts about himself. Here are two facts that stood out to me. Fact … Continue reading

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Adios, Chris

It was the best lasagna I’ve ever had in my life. I wanted to eat more of it, but in order to do that I would’ve had to pave paradise and put up a parking lot. In simpler terms, my … Continue reading

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Me vs. Balloon

When I think of life skills, I think of heating up pizza in the microwave until it tastes brand new. That is a life skill. I think of walking behind slow walkers and cutting my strides in half so I don’t step … Continue reading

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HAPPY LOONEY JUNE!

They’re tiny, they’re toony, they’re all a little looney! The calendar has flipped to June 1st, the pizza has been ordered, the fireworks have been going off, and I am more excited than Porky Pig at a comedy club. It’s here, kids. It’s … Continue reading

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Two Year Blogiversary Invitation

You are all cordially invited to the two year blogiversary of The Captain’s Speech. Who: You What: Two Year Blogiversary Where: The Captain’s Speech When: Tuesday, June 23, 2015 Why: It’s basically a holiday What to bring: FOOD and a piñata  Are gifts necessary?: … Continue reading

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