Monthly Archives: November 2016

I Never Thought I Would Have Internet Friends

Posted on November 28, 2016 by

When I was in Grade 6, MSN Messenger was starting to become really popular among my classmates. My head is still recovering from the incessant whines of, “Do you have MSN? What’s your MSN? You should get MSN!” No. Don’t tell me what … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Office – Season 2, Episodes 1 – 3

Posted on November 22, 2016 by

I’m Paul. You’re not. Let’s get started! Episode 1 Tonight is The Dundies! The annual employee awards night. Someone is going to be disappointed, calling it now. “Stanley the manly.” I like it. Michael has taped every edition of The … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Liz

Posted on November 20, 2016 by

Dear Liz, .there out lonely probably It’s .letter this for waiting mailbox the by sitting been haven’t you hope I Well, that was weird! Sorry about that. I didn’t have my head on straight, so the first two sentences were … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Office – Season 1, Episodes 4-6

Posted on November 17, 2016 by

How did Tom the tomato know he had gained weight? He couldn’t see his toes. Some would say Tom ate too many Ore-O’s. That joke is a Paul original. It had a double punch line. I’m not explaining the intricacies of … Continue reading →

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Viewing Notes: The Office – Season 1, Episodes 1-3

Posted on November 16, 2016 by

Forgive me people of the internet, for I have apparently sinned. I have not watched the entire series of The Office. In fact, I haven’t seen more than a couple of episodes and short YouTube clips. Sue me. Please don’t. … Continue reading →

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Maybe We Should Act Like Children

Posted on November 11, 2016 by

For the last two days, I’ve been debating whether or not I should blog about the US election. If I do, would it matter? Would the words I type be any different than anything already said? Or would I just open myself up … Continue reading →

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Sometimes

Posted on November 2, 2016 by

Sometimes all I want to do is go home but no one left a trail and I don’t have a map I’m sorry Sometimes I don’t know what to say so I say I don’t know but that’s never the right answer I’m … Continue reading →

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