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Monthly Archives: November 2016
I Never Thought I Would Have Internet Friends
When I was in Grade 6, MSN Messenger was starting to become really popular among my classmates. My head is still recovering from the incessant whines of, “Do you have MSN? What’s your MSN? You should get MSN!” No. Don’t tell me what … Continue reading
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Tagged About Me, Blog, Bloggers, Blogging, Friends, Friendship, Funny, Humor, Internet, People, Reflection, Social Media, Thoughts, WordPress
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Viewing Notes: The Office – Season 2, Episodes 1 – 3
I’m Paul. You’re not. Let’s get started! Episode 1 Tonight is The Dundies! The annual employee awards night. Someone is going to be disappointed, calling it now. “Stanley the manly.” I like it. Michael has taped every edition of The … Continue reading
Posted in TV
Tagged Blogging, Culture, Entertainment, Fiction, Funny, Humor, Opinion, Television, The Office, Thoughts, Viewing Notes
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A Letter To Liz
Dear Liz, .there out lonely probably It’s .letter this for waiting mailbox the by sitting been haven’t you hope I Well, that was weird! Sorry about that. I didn’t have my head on straight, so the first two sentences were … Continue reading
Viewing Notes: The Office – Season 1, Episodes 4-6
How did Tom the tomato know he had gained weight? He couldn’t see his toes. Some would say Tom ate too many Ore-O’s. That joke is a Paul original. It had a double punch line. I’m not explaining the intricacies of … Continue reading
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Tagged Comedy, Entertainment, Fiction, Funny, Humor, Opinion, Review, Shows, Television, The Office, Thoughts, TV Recap, Viewing Notes, Writing
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Viewing Notes: The Office – Season 1, Episodes 1-3
Forgive me people of the internet, for I have apparently sinned. I have not watched the entire series of The Office. In fact, I haven’t seen more than a couple of episodes and short YouTube clips. Sue me. Please don’t. … Continue reading
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Tagged Entertainment, Fiction, Funny, Humor, Opinion, Recap, Review, Television, The Office, Thoughts, Viewing Notes, Writing
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Maybe We Should Act Like Children
For the last two days, I’ve been debating whether or not I should blog about the US election. If I do, would it matter? Would the words I type be any different than anything already said? Or would I just open myself up … Continue reading
Sometimes
Sometimes all I want to do is go home but no one left a trail and I don’t have a map I’m sorry Sometimes I don’t know what to say so I say I don’t know but that’s never the right answer I’m … Continue reading