Tag Archives: Internet

New Twitter

I’ve been using social media for ten years. Sorry, should I have introduced myself before saying that? For some reason, this feels like one of those meetings where you sit in a circle, admit your faults, and try not to … Continue reading

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I Never Thought I Would Have Internet Friends

When I was in Grade 6, MSN Messenger was starting to become really popular among my classmates. My head is still recovering from the incessant whines of, “Do you have MSN? What’s your MSN? You should get MSN!” No. Don’t tell me what … Continue reading

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I’m 35?

I gotta say, I’m a bit offended. Have you tried this new Internet fad? Upload a picture of yourself and it will tell you how old you are, in case you’ve forgotten. Prepare to be insulted! Here is the site: http://how-old.net I’m … Continue reading

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Tell Me Everything, But Keep It Brief

I’m constantly hearing people say that the average attention span of a human being is eight seconds. Apparently this is down from twelve seconds, in 2008. I find this to be very WOAH A NEW SONG JUST CAME ON. Sorry, my eight … Continue reading

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I Can’t Believe My Eyes?

What colour is this dress? Black and blue. What? You think it’s white and gold? Ha, you’re crazy. A few hours later.  Why is it changing colours? SERIOUSLY WHY IS IT CHANGING COLOURS? The dress IS white and gold. Final … Continue reading

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The Dress Is Black & Blue!

The question dividing the Internet tonight is: What colour is this dress? Is it Black and Blue? Or is it White and Gold? I see black and blue. I don’t see any resemblance of white and gold at all. What … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to the Stranger who Called me an Idiot on the Internet

To whom it may concern: How are you? That’s wonderful. I know what you’re expecting. You’re expecting me to call you names, express my anger, and call you out in front of a wide audience in hopes of rallying an … Continue reading

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This Is Twitter

Twitter is this: Twitter is a couch that everyone sits on to watch a television show. Twitter is a sports arena, full of fans who heckle and cheer until they lose their voice. Twitter is a place where people shake their … Continue reading

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An Ode To The Internet

O look at you sitting there on my computer screen, I’ve been accessing you since before I was a teen; First it was Explorer and then Safari, Thank you for letting me search pictures of calamari. I used Yahoo back … Continue reading

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The Facebook Cycle

What’s on your mind? Every day, Facebook asks us this simple question. Some of us answer it. Some of us avoid the question for a few days like a text message from someone we don’t want to talk to. Eventually, … Continue reading

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