Tag Archives: Internet

New Twitter

Posted on July 21, 2019 by

I’ve been using social media for ten years. Sorry, should I have introduced myself before saying that? For some reason, this feels like one of those meetings where you sit in a circle, admit your faults, and try not to … Continue reading →

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I Never Thought I Would Have Internet Friends

Posted on November 28, 2016 by

When I was in Grade 6, MSN Messenger was starting to become really popular among my classmates. My head is still recovering from the incessant whines of, “Do you have MSN? What’s your MSN? You should get MSN!” No. Don’t tell me what … Continue reading →

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I’m 35?

Posted on May 1, 2015 by

I gotta say, I’m a bit offended. Have you tried this new Internet fad? Upload a picture of yourself and it will tell you how old you are, in case you’ve forgotten. Prepare to be insulted! Here is the site: http://how-old.net I’m … Continue reading →

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Tell Me Everything, But Keep It Brief

Posted on April 8, 2015 by

I’m constantly hearing people say that the average attention span of a human being is eight seconds. Apparently this is down from twelve seconds, in 2008. I find this to be very WOAH A NEW SONG JUST CAME ON. Sorry, my eight … Continue reading →

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I Can’t Believe My Eyes?

Posted on February 27, 2015 by

What colour is this dress? Black and blue. What? You think it’s white and gold? Ha, you’re crazy. A few hours later.  Why is it changing colours? SERIOUSLY WHY IS IT CHANGING COLOURS? The dress IS white and gold. Final … Continue reading →

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The Dress Is Black & Blue!

Posted on February 26, 2015 by

The question dividing the Internet tonight is: What colour is this dress? Is it Black and Blue? Or is it White and Gold? I see black and blue. I don’t see any resemblance of white and gold at all. What … Continue reading →

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This Is Twitter

Posted on April 29, 2014 by

Twitter is this: Twitter is a couch that everyone sits on to watch a television show. Twitter is a sports arena, full of fans who heckle and cheer until they lose their voice. Twitter is a place where people shake their … Continue reading →

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An Ode To The Internet

Posted on March 19, 2014 by

O look at you sitting there on my computer screen, I’ve been accessing you since before I was a teen; First it was Explorer and then Safari, Thank you for letting me search pictures of calamari. I used Yahoo back … Continue reading →

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The Facebook Cycle

Posted on November 8, 2013 by

What’s on your mind? Every day, Facebook asks us this simple question. Some of us answer it. Some of us avoid the question for a few days like a text message from someone we don’t want to talk to. Eventually, … Continue reading →

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