Tag Archives: Paul’s Letters

A Letter To T

Dear T, Right off the top, let’s clear the air. Are you, or are you not, related to Mr. T?  I’ll wait. Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo DOO, doo doo doo doo doo, … Continue reading

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A Letter To Gelene

Dear Gelene, I’m currently dealing with a minor injury to my right hand, but I shall power through and overcome the pain in order to get this letter out to you! You’re probably wondering how I injured my hand. I’ll … Continue reading

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A Letter To Jiya

Dear Jiya, Yesterday was Groundhog Day. Do you get that in the UK? Wikipedia isn’t being clear, so I’ll explain. Early in the morning, eager adults with nothing better to do with their time, call a groundhog out of it’s … Continue reading

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A Letter To Ely

Dear Ely, I have this image in my head of someone calling you and asking for Eli, which is of course a mispronunciation of your name. Then I imagine you saying, “That’s not my name ay ay ay ay ay” … Continue reading

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A Letter To Jad

Dear Jad, I’ve hit only seven letters on my keyboard and the computer already wants to autocorrect your name to “Had”. And they say technology is supposed to be smart. Ha! What do they know? Who is “they” anyway? While … Continue reading

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A Letter To Paul

Dear Paul, To start, I’d just like to confirm that this is not a letter to myself. You are a different person. You live in a different country. Can you confirm this? …. Paul? Blink 46 times if you can … Continue reading

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A Letter To Myka

Dear Myka, I think you’ve waited long enough for this letter. You know how I know that? Because I was on YouTube the other day and one of the recommended videos on the side was the song “I’ll Be Missing … Continue reading

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A Letter To Ariel

Dear Ariel,  I hope this letter gets to you germ free, as I currently have a sore throat that burns like a disco inferno. I haven’t started sneezing yet, but the occasionally sniffle is sending me warning signs. I’m not … Continue reading

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A Letter To Cathy

Dear Cathy, Moien, mein numm ass Paul. But you already knew that! Wéi geet et? I hope well. Lastly, wou ass de supermarché? I need to know! I couldn’t think of any other way to start this letter than by … Continue reading

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A Letter To Angela

Dear Angela, It’s been a while since I’ve written a letter, so if you don’t mind, I’d like to take a minute and get any cliché phrases out of my lexicon. Thank you for your patience. “Hi! How are you? … Continue reading

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