Category Archives: Letters

A Letter To Suchie

Posted on August 16, 2017 by

Dear Suchie, Where do I even start with you?  You didn’t give me an outline of what to write to you about and I think that’s a good thing. If I didn’t know you well enough by now, then you’d … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Squid

Posted on August 15, 2017 by

Dear Calamari, Oh man, I’ve wanted to say that since the second you requested your letter. I’m sorry my infatuation with calamari got in the way of this. I’ll start over. Dear Squid, Do you like calamari? Do they have … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Issa

Posted on August 10, 2017 by

Dear Issa, Hey there, Paul here. What’s up? How’s it hanging? How are you? What’s new? What’s the word, big bird? ‘Sup? Issa are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, Issa? I expect responses to each of those … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Michelle

Posted on July 15, 2017 by

Dear Michelle, Top of the morning to ya! Actually, it’s about 4PM. But still, top of the morning!  I’ll stop. I hope this letter finds you and your husband well. I figured I’d include him too, since I think it … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Lauren

Posted on June 30, 2017 by

Dear Lauren, You requested this letter exactly eleven months ago, but let’s ignore that, okay? My official excuse is this letter got stuck in a mailbox. You may wonder how that’s possible. So do I. But let’s not ask questions … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Claire

Posted on April 17, 2017 by

Dear Claire,  Hello from the other side of the world! I’m unsure of the time difference between Canada and New Zealand, but I’m pretty sure you’re about three days ahead over there. Then again, my math might be wrong. I … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Alexandra

Posted on March 7, 2017 by

Dear Alexandra, I hope this letter finds you well, as opposed to in a well. That didn’t work out too well for little Timmy.  Sorry, I’m a bit rusty with writing letters. That was an incredibly morbid opening. I apologize. … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Odey

Posted on January 8, 2017 by

Dear Odey, I’m about to do something that I’ve wanted to do ever since you requested this letter on July 27 of last year. But before I do, I need to pick myself up off the ground because I didn’t … Continue reading →

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Dear Santa

Posted on December 22, 2016 by

I can’t believe I just did this, but I did. And it’s fantastic. I received a request from Michelle to write a letter to Santa, from the perspective of myself as a child. So that’s what I did. I wrote the … Continue reading →

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A Letter To Tosha

Posted on December 20, 2016 by

Dear Tosha, I once mentioned Air Supply in one of my blog posts and you found it funny. So funny, in fact, that you haven’t let me forget about it. I appreciate that. That being said, my intent for this letter … Continue reading →

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