Category Archives: Letters

A Letter To Barb

Dear Barb, I already know the first word you’re going to say in your mind when you realize I’ve written your letter.  “Finally” That was the word, right? You’ve only made me feel bad about not writing your letter for … Continue reading

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A Letter To Suchie

Dear Suchie, Where do I even start with you?  You didn’t give me an outline of what to write to you about and I think that’s a good thing. If I didn’t know you well enough by now, then you’d … Continue reading

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A Letter To Squid

Dear Calamari, Oh man, I’ve wanted to say that since the second you requested your letter. I’m sorry my infatuation with calamari got in the way of this. I’ll start over. Dear Squid, Do you like calamari? Do they have … Continue reading

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A Letter To Issa

Dear Issa, Hey there, Paul here. What’s up? How’s it hanging? How are you? What’s new? What’s the word, big bird? ‘Sup? Issa are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, Issa? I expect responses to each of those … Continue reading

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A Letter To Michelle

Dear Michelle, Top of the morning to ya! Actually, it’s about 4PM. But still, top of the morning!  I’ll stop. I hope this letter finds you and your husband well. I figured I’d include him too, since I think it … Continue reading

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A Letter To Lauren

Dear Lauren, You requested this letter exactly eleven months ago, but let’s ignore that, okay? My official excuse is this letter got stuck in a mailbox. You may wonder how that’s possible. So do I. But let’s not ask questions … Continue reading

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A Letter To Claire

Dear Claire,  Hello from the other side of the world! I’m unsure of the time difference between Canada and New Zealand, but I’m pretty sure you’re about three days ahead over there. Then again, my math might be wrong. I … Continue reading

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A Letter To Alexandra

Dear Alexandra, I hope this letter finds you well, as opposed to in a well. That didn’t work out too well for little Timmy.  Sorry, I’m a bit rusty with writing letters. That was an incredibly morbid opening. I apologize. … Continue reading

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A Letter To Odey

Dear Odey, I’m about to do something that I’ve wanted to do ever since you requested this letter on July 27 of last year. But before I do, I need to pick myself up off the ground because I didn’t … Continue reading

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Dear Santa

I can’t believe I just did this, but I did. And it’s fantastic. I received a request from Michelle to write a letter to Santa, from the perspective of myself as a child. So that’s what I did. I wrote the … Continue reading

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